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I see so many Jacob confessions now… meanwhile Altair is on the side like ‘you kids these days. smh.’ lol Anyone want to show the legendary Mentor some legendary sin? #oldiebutgoodie

February 25, 2016

Ah, sì! Our Signore Frye has been receiving many requests, he has been very busy! But, our amato Altair seems to receive the occasional special request. I admit he has been feeling rather lonely, perhaps you can send in your confession to keep him busy, hmm?

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~Claudia

Secluded Haystack

Oh my gosh! Whoever is going to write an Evie smut for the secluded-haystack, you DEFINITELY have to do it! I, for one, desperately needed one as I have a huge crush on her (I’m female but I think I’m bi). I’m not good in writing smutty fanfics so I really encourage anyone to write an Evie smut!!! :D I shall love you forever. XD

February 24, 2016

My friend, you will be pleased to know that we just received two wonderful submissions for Evie.

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♥️♥️♥️
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Not so much a confession but a question, but why does it seem everyone wants Evie to dominate them? I think it’d be much more fun to see her submit for once and let someone else be in control. I can’t be the only one can i?????!!!!

February 24, 2016

I believe this has to do with the way Signorina Frye was portrayed in AC Syndicate, amore. She’s an independent, strong and rather dominant woman. It’s no wonder why people see her as the dominant one when it comes to sexuality. But fear not, amico mio, I’m certain others wouldn’t mind dominating her. Perhaps you can send us your fantasy? I’m sure she wouldn’t mind…

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I’m the anon who giggles at hearing Paul Amos’s voice in her head. I want to say for the record that his voice is lovely~~~ And while I do find it funny to read the Jacob confessions with his voice, half the time I’m also actually giggling like a blushing schoolgirl (which I partially am). Why must these people have the loveliest voices?

February 24, 2016

Oh, thanks for the clarification, my friend! Personally, I’m less of a giggler and more of a

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Not a confession: I’ll admit, I’ve never played AC3 but this blog has caused me to have the biggest crush on Connor (if that’s even the game he’s in). Oh gosh the things I would do to that man. Just…just thank you 😍😂

February 23, 2016

It brings us the greatest satisfaction when this blog has become instrumental in converting someone into the church of Connor, even more so when the conversion immediately inspires so much sinning. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Connor welcomes you to his bed into the fold, my dearest anon~

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~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

i beg to differ! well, everyone has different tastes, but i bet some of us find paul’s voice very alluring and sexy (he can do that when he’s not playing a big goofball ;p) well… i am one of those who love his voice (as well as voices of many other va’s that voiced our beloved assassins, i’m just a big voice fetishist ♥)

February 23, 2016
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Come, sit over here and let’s have coffee (or tea if you prefer that), anon.

~ Signora Paola (a connoisseur of ear porn since 2005)


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Join us, amore! We should talk more about the subject…

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

I swear to God, I’m going to start reading every Jacob confession with Paul Amos’s voice in my head, and that bothers me so much. These confessions are supposed to be sexy, and that voice just makes things funnier than they should be.

February 23, 2016
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I think several people would beg to disagree with your statement, anon. (¬‿¬)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I’m quite a new patron to this blog (I love it so much and I’m glad it found it x) and I’ve always wondered how this this blog came into existence?

February 23, 2016

This blog was founded by tumblr user @haytham-senpai , who was our first Signora Paola. The reason for this blog was merely the fact, that every big fandom has a dirty-secrets blog and Assassin’s Creed was in need in one.

So here we are!

Tadah!

-Sister Teodora.