Grazie di cuore, my dear anon! We are always happy to see AC fans who have found their place here. ♥️
~ Signora Paola
Hopefully, they also sparkle like Signor Borgia here.
Yes, I received your e-mail (I sent a response as well). 😀
Jacob’s certainly been very busy these past several months. I daresay he even kind of ruined the queue and posting schedule of the blog because there were just too many of him.
It’s just So Jacob™ to ruin a perfectly oiled machine like the Rosa in Fiore, isn’t it?
~ Signora Paola
Bless you and your wonderful message, dear anon! Indeed, the point of this blog is for everyone to share their dirty thoughts about the wonderful AC characters, finding like-minded people, and enjoying it. We will never criticise anyone for not having the best grammar; what’s most important is you shared your thoughts! ♥️
~ Signora Paola
That’s why we’re here, my friend! We want everyone to be comfortable and to feel at home here.♥️ Each one of us here is
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Love,
~ Signora Paola
I’ve edited so many confessions that they sort of blur to me now and it’s honestly very difficult for me to answer this. I’m so sorry! ;A; I could reveal the first confession I sent here, though (this was way before I joined the mods). 😉
~ Signora Paola
There’s entirely too many wonderful choices to pick a favorite from everyone else’s confessions, so I’m going to follow caro Paola’s lead and say this particularly tame confession has a very personal place in my heart.
♡ Fiora
Well, I must say I do like many of the confessions sent to this blog, but I’ll have to go with this one. You see, I sent this confession a while ago and it definitely expresses my thoughts on my dear Connor.
~Claudia
And look @yodaismaibeotch you have an admirer! ♥️ We surely wouldn’t mind seeing more Altaïr on the Haystack!
~ Signora Paola
There, there. Let the old seasoned Signora Paola offer you an advice: Read, and read a lot. I can tell you to go out there and have sex, but 1) It’s not something that should be forced, and 2) Experience may be the best teacher, but it’s another to actually read and see how the writers hone their craft and take notes. The internet is at your fingertips and I’m pretty sure Googling ‘writing erotica’ would give you a wealth of information!
Also, it’s quite unfair that fanfiction is looked down upon (and even ridiculed) by the mainstream, but just browsing Archive Of Our Own and looking for the best ones can really give you a feel on how writing smut should work. That’s how I personally got to it. I’m not saying that everyone should follow my lead, but reading fanfiction does help a lot!
I am sure our patrons can offer more advice, so they are very free to reblog this post and add their own. ♥️
Good luck and much love,
~ Signora Paola
That’s why we made the Haystack in the first place, my friend. ;D So happy that you’re enjoying it!
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Ciao, anon! That gif is from the series Lost Girl, in which Paul Amos and Kris Holden-Ried (Starrick’s VA) start!
~Claudia