I believe we do have one Edward story in the queue. Perhaps if our dear patrons would politely send in prompts for us to post, more writers will be inspired to add to that number.
♡ Fiora
Secluded Haystack
I’m from the Philippines. Mabuhay! *does a beauty contest wave*
~ Signora Paola
I currently reside somewhere in the wilds of the western United States.
♡ Fiora
I’m from Puerto Rico! Cozy island in the Caribbean.
~Claudia
The cold and harsh Germany it is! But I am half chinese as well 🙂
-Sister Teodora.
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No confession here. Just wanted to state that the people who run this blog are some of the sweetest people I’ve ever seen. They are amazing ‘Sinnamon rolls’. Love you girls. ;)
March 7, 2016
Grazie di cuore, my dearest anon! We always try our best to be welcoming and helpful to each and one of you. Now, we’re not perfect and we may stumble along the way, so we trust you our patrons to be forthcoming to us about any problems. ♥️
Love,
~ Signora Paola
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Signora Paola, I just want to say it was a surprise and a delight to see your Tagalog definition of Mr. Frye. I believe in it whole heartedly. Also yours too Signora Claudia!
March 7, 2016That’s not even my whole Tagalog definition of Mister Frye, my friend.
Mapusok. Makisig. Maginoo. Pero ang higit sa lahat ay sobrang nakakagigil si Ginoong Jacob Frye at gusto kong kagatin lamunin ang kabuuan niya.
*coughs*
~ Signora Paola (who is overjoyed to see someone else speak in Tagalog here)
Ah, grazie, mio amico! I’m glad you liked our definitions for Signore Frye!
~Claudia
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Question: Are there sometimes confessions which are so hardcore that you just think: O.o what in the world did I just read?!
March 6, 2016If you’ve been doing this for 3 years and have processed thousands of confessions eventually you build up a sort of tolerance for these things. 😉
Seriously, though, it’s not really the shocking nature that gets to me. It’s when we get an occasional strange confession that I go
~ Signora Paola
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I love this blog. It’s funny as it’s dirty but I’m talking about the other side of it. I learned being fortright from you ladies and their patrons. I was a shy person but because of you, not anymore and this is good. I have many friends right now, and a boy ;) In worldwide, too many people who we can’t see in reality, come here and showing their love. Even just watching this is amazing. You’re doing your job perfect and I adore it. Just like everyone here, I assure you Paul and Noah too.
March 6, 2016
Awww, grazie mille for your very sweet and wonderful words! I’m constantly amazed that this bordello – in all its dirty silliness and unrepentant shamelessness – has actually helped people in its own little way. I don’t think I’ll get over it. ♥️
Love,
~ Signora Paola
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Oh dear ladies of this amazing bordello, this is not a confession, but a question. How do you define Jacob Frye in a dictionary? :3 (I know! It’s so weird! But take it as an adoration for my love for Signore Frye. ;) Also, I really really appreciate the amount of work that you ladies are doing here! I hope 2016 would be better than 2015 in this blog! Love lots, An Anon Who Loves Jacob Frye Way Too Much <3)
March 6, 2016Jacob ∙ Frye | jākäb ∙ frī |
Etymology: Jacob meaning “seizing by the heel.” Frye has two possible sources. The first is as a nickname or status name from the Old English pre 7th Century word ‘freo’ or ‘frig’ meaning ‘free (born)’ i.e., not a serf, and not belonging to a lord. The second origin is from another nickname, this time for a small person from the Middle English word ‘fry’ meaning offspring, or small person.
Jacob Frye, defined by some as human disaster, is analogous to having conflicting emotions about someone, e.g.: “He drives me crazy I don’t know whether to give him a kiss that’s full of sin or give him a kick in the shins. I suppose he’s a Jacob Frye.”
Jacob Frye can also be used as an insult when responding to a false statement such as, “I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.” The response can be worded as such: “I don’t know where you get your delusions, Jacob Frye.”
In Tagalog, Jacob Frye is synonymous to makalaglag panti.
~ Signora Paola (Jacob is the Han to her Leia so please excuse her ramblings)
Jacobo
∙ Frye | In Spanish
Definitions
- Jacob Frye, a person who could conquer the world with you or watch it burn… because he burned it, e.g.: “He invited me to the movies last week, but I remembered we got caught doing the dirty and we aren’t allowed there anymore.” A proper response would be: “He’s such a Jacob Frye.”
- Jacob Frye, a man with many responsibilities, but avoids taking care of them, e.g.: “You were supposed to pay the rent, not go out drinking, Jacob Frye!”
Synonyms
- Manchild
- Disaster
- Actual-good-guy
Antonyms
- Evie Frye
- Henry Green
In Puerto Rico, Jacob Frye is synonym too: algarete & guillao.
~Claudia (Jacob Frye expert since November 2015)
@nerdiebeauty and @ellestrix I have my Fangirl Survival Kit™ ready at all times, especially after what happened last January. And I think the writers – or at least some of them – already know of this blog’s existence. Can’t believe it’s only been two months since That Week™ happened – to which I would unofficially give the name To Boldly Go Where No Voice Actor Has Gone Before (because I’m a Star Trek nerd)
To dear Anonymous, I have a very strong feeling that this has already happened. As to the identities of these sneaky Assassins (or even Templars *dundundun*) only time will tell if they would reveal themselves.
~ Signora Paola
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To the werewolf person; PLEASE! We have a kickass vampire au, we need a lycanthrope one too! <3
March 6, 2016We’re howling in agreement here, my dear anon
~ Signora Paola
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Reading all the sins submitted by people on your blog makes me feel sinful🌚. I’m a female but this questions my sexuality at times since I have interest in males and suddenly having interest in females lately too because of Evie Frye. 😟😦
March 5, 2016If you do feel sinful, the we’re doing our job correctly, amore! That’s the whole point of our little blog. Now, about your sexuality, remember never be afraid of the curiosity you feel, mia cara, it’s natural and while it can be something that can pass it can also help you discover your true self.
~Claudia