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I have read nearly every one of the Secluded Haystacks… Sweet Lawd you guys are a thirsty bunch. Feel free to send more <3

March 17, 2016
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Thirsty? No… whoever said we were thirsty, hmm? It’s just we can’t help it, mio caro, we do try, but we can’t… I hope you don’t mind, because more are coming!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Highly doubt Dan Jeannotte would participate in this blog like the others… *cough* cause he’s married. But… I’m sure he’s aware of this blog by now.

March 17, 2016
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The content of this blog deals primarily (almost exclusively) in characters, not actors, so there’s no reason for the significant others of the actors who lent their talents to the creation of these characters to feel threatened by the complete strangers interested in the end result of hours of work by the many (and various) people involved.

♡ Fiora

 

Secluded Haystack

I must thank the Haystack writers for both Evie Frye confessions… Because they definitely made me a lover of hers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

March 17, 2016

I’m certain both @grandma0350 & @madamretto will appreciate your kind words, amore!  And I’m very glad you enjoy our extended confessions site!

Also, Signorina Frye sends her regards…

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~Claudia

DACS Greatest Hits

Not a dirty question, but I wanna hear about your ideas for an AC-game that would take place in your respective countries! Like, what time period, what would happen, what pieces of Eden would be there, things like that! Thank you 💖💖💖

March 16, 2016

It’s very interesting to reply to this, so I will do it for my country: Germany.
(Since we already had China thanks to Shao Jun :B)

Time Period: early 1xth centuries with the witchhunts (; 16th century with Luther; 19th century with Bismarck;
Piece of Eden: Something, that did not appear in existing games, like a golden eagle claw (inspired by the Reichsadler )
Protagonist: Female, thief-like, woman, called ‘Emma’ (or Gretel; lol)

I would love to see some involvement with the Grimm-Stories (which were collected in 18th by the Grimms) or the ‘truth’ about those stories and why those legends exist (aka piece of Eden did something bad, yaddayadda)

-Sister Teodora


Thank you so much for this question, my friend! I actually had a post in my personal blog and made a graphic set more than a year ago with how I envisioned an AC game set in my country, the Philippines.

Time Period: Late 19th to mid 20th centuries, during the height of the Philippine Revolution in 1896 til the end of World War II in 1946
Piece of Eden: The Santo Niño de Cebú specifically the tiny globus cruciger it carries. I’d imagine that it’s due to that little orb that made it easy for Ferdinand Magellan to persuade Rajah Humabon and his wife Humaway to pledge their allegiance to Spain.
Protagonist: A young Cebuana (15-years-old) engaged to be married. There’s a few more information in that post I mentioned 😀

~ Signora Paola


I don’t really need to reply to this since the US has gotten 2.5 games already, but I decided to throw in an idea, anyway, just for fun. So let’s pretend to visit the United States again! (I guess I could have used one of my two untaken countries, but we’d be here all day.)

Time Period: Early 20th century, specifically between 1920 and 1933 (Prohibition era.)
Piece of Eden: A simple pitcher, that pours out alcohol no matter what liquid is poured into it. What little the Assassins and Templars have been able to dig up suggests that drinking the liquor poured from the pitcher grants the drinker “profound knowledge”. Whispers have started to spring up around the speakeasies and many people have been looking for it since the ratification of the 18th Amendment.
Protagonist: A young African-American flapper named Clara White. She spends most of her down time hanging out in the speakeasy that acts as the Brotherhood’s headquarters (and a handy source of information) run by her father, Chester White.

I think the game would be mainly set in Chicago and the midwest, although probably jump over to Atlantic City, Newark, and/or Atlanta. Lotta run-ins with gangsters and a whole lotta jazz and blues music. (And maybe Miss Clara likes to sing from time to time.)

♡ Fiora

(Who was ridiculously happy and then disappointed by the Jazz Age Junkies on the Helix menu for Unity. Also who left out NYC because there have already been two games there and another large city would probably work just as well.)


Well Philippines has been answered already lol. So I’ll say something for my other heritage (although I’m only 1/16th so pfft,): Puerto Rico.

Time period: To be quite honest, I don’t have much to say since I think either AC3 or Black Flag would have been a perfect time period for Puerto Rico, especially since the Black Flag team thought about actually putting the island in the game…. The only thing that stopped them from doing so is because Puerto Rico was too far from Cuba, Florida and Jamaica. =_=

Protagonist: As for a protagonist, I’d say a Taìno woman similar to Opìa I’m Black Flag. Or a mestiza that grew up in nobility on the island but joins the Templars later on, in order to bring peace to the two heritages that brought her into this world. Her name would be a combination of aboriginal and Spanish royal naming conventions, something like…Anani de Mendoza y Toledo (and being a Catholic noble, she’d be baptized as ‘Doña Anani Maria de la Soledad Fortunata de Mendoza y Toledo’). Really  you’re better off just saying Anani de Mendoza lol.

Piece of Eden: Basically what Edward Kenway was after.

~Ezio


Well since I’m from Puerto Rico so I’ll add to the above idea.

Time Period: the 18th century, specially with the growth of the Spanish military forces in the island, San Juan specifically, to maintain the Spanish Empire’s rule of the Caribbean. One of the main mission would involve the British attack of 1797, which the island won. Not only that, but it’s on this period the growth of the island is noticeable, so Templar indoctrination would probably be very high.

Piece of Eden: Many artifacts were brought to Puerto Rico, so a colony could be started, yet I believe a Piece of Eden would have been already here. A guanín, a golden disk worn by the cacique (Taíno tribe leader). Since the Taínos developed in Puerto Rico, but their ancestors came from the main lands, South America possibly, I believe this guanín would hold the power of the First Civilization and would explain why the Taínos feared the Spanish. The guanín was given to Juan Ponce de León upon his arrival to establish the colony, as a token of friendship, and has remained in the hands of Spanish leaders since. It’s power: mind control.

Protagonist: A mestiza (half Taína/Half Spanish) by the name of Nanichi (Taíno for: my heart) Rivaflecha y Soler. Her father a Taíno, converted to Christianity who was adopted by a Spanish couple and given the name Fernando Rivaflecha Alcarraz and her mother, daughter of a Spanish commander, Soledad Soler y Truncios. Nanichi is a skilled sword woman trained since she was very young by her mother and an excellent tracker. She dominates the Taíno, Spanish, French & English languages. She joins the assassins, following the steps of her mother.

~Claudia (who was very excited to answer this, but answered it late)

Secluded Haystack

March 16, 2016

Anonymous – THANK YOU. Desmond really needs some lovin’ especially since it was just his birthday a few days ago ♥️

@kittygurl240 YES. YES. I know I said I plan to write “Father” Jacob, but please do write this! And you’re planning to add Arno in the mix? YES PLEASE. I am so certain many people would be dying to see this!  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@spacegir356 Aww, please don’t say that. Everyone here is very much welcome to submit to the Haystack and we will never judge anyone’s writing skills! And if you have any issue with viewing the site or the blog, then you are always welcome to leave us a message. Perhaps we could work something out. ♥️

Grazie!
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I just wanted to tell every single one of you beautiful people behind this sinful blog, that I love you all so much, this blog is where I come to sin, and I just love seeing you all so happy and aa thank you <3

March 16, 2016

Awww, you’re too sweet, amore mio! We’re always delighted to see messages like this, they inspire us and make our days brighter! Your happiness is what keeps us going strong!

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The Ladies at La Rosa in Fiore

Miscellaneous

When are you ladies going to answer the kinks of the assassins? No pressure, I’m just anxious for it! Sorry for bothering xD

March 16, 2016
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I like to joke with my fellow mods that answering your requests for headcanons about the playable characters feels like I’m again taking my final exams in college where I had to write an essay describing the memory process or critiquing every psychoanalytical theory. And it’s been well over 10 years since I graduated college, so this really takes me back. (;-_-)/

Seriously, though, we still have several asks to go through. Frankly, I find it easier to edit your confessions and I can do so in one go, but answering your requests can really take a while. And I personally find the kinks questions difficult because I have to also consider the fact that perhaps the kink I’m headcanoning for one character may be “icky” or a whole world of “do not want” for someone else. Even worse if it’s their favourite character, hmm?

So, yes. It’s a long process and I really apologise that it’s taking us long. It’s great to see people asking us these questions, don’t get me wrong, but we’re only human. ;A;

Grazie for your understanding,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

March 15, 2016
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So, is this week officially Arno’s Butt Appreciation Week?

Miscellaneous

March 15, 2016

@is-that-satan-over-there​ thank you so much! We’re so happy you love the whole site! I hope to make it better soon (because I’m really serious about redesigning it).

Anonymous, awww you are too kind, my friend! We just want this little bordello to be a safe and fun place for everyone, a refuge to go to to escape the daily stresses of life. It’s the same for us as well; reading your wonderful comments and making your confessions can sometimes help us get through our days. ♥️

@sakura-kagurazaka​ oh my goodness, I’m delighted that my posts made you follow this blog! I was worried that I was mentioning it too much ;^_^ Thank you and if you have any more confessions, please do share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

To all of you (and our patrons):

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Much love,
~ Signora Paola


Aww, thank you so much everyone! I always find dirty confessional blogs to be less snooty than regular confessional blogs–maybe because sexy things brings everyone together in peace.

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And thank you all for your continued and much loved support!

~ Ezio