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Just a quick question: What if the cast of AC (could be from all or some of the games) go to this blog whenever they meet up and they collectively read the confessions here? So it could be that even Adrian Hough is reading our sinfulness. P.S., I love this blog and all of you Señors and Señoras running it.

March 20, 2016

Frankly, it would be a great honour! Funny how I’m saying that now; a few months ago I would’ve said, “NO. IT WOULD BE TOO EMBARRASSING D:” I believe the whole encounter with both Mr. Amos and Mr. Watts (not to mention being mentioned in Loomer’s podcast) had shown me that the actors and even the developers who worked in the games discovering this blog wasn’t so shameful after all! I’m certain not every one of them would be comfortable with it though, which is why I would be quite upset at any attempts to “force” any of these actors to read a confession. D: Otherwise, it would be great if they do meet up and read this blog for their entertainment 😀

Grazie for your question and your praise, my friend!  ♥
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

I absolutely love your blog. Some of my best orgasms have come from me reading the confessions and haystacks. I will never get tired of it.

March 19, 2016

Oh, my goodness, this is truly a music to our ears, my friend. It’s one thing to be the place where people can openly share their dirtiest fantasies, but it honestly feels like we are ready to take on the world whenever we hear a grateful patron tell us that this bordello has helped them in their sex life~

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~ Signora Paola (whose mind immediately played this song after reading this message therefore the shameless usage of this gif ~/o/)

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Not dirty but doesn’t Edward look like prince charming from sherk in some of the trailer?

March 18, 2016

Prince Charming from Shrek and Edward look alike?

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I think that Jamie Lannister stole his looks from Prince Charming – Edward looks a lot like that one Chris-Guy.

Right?

-Sister Teodora, who has absolutely no knowledge about actors and all that stuff.

Miscellaneous

Bless this day, for this is the day that every single cell in my being reaffirms the fact that I am 130% Shay Cormac trash because everyone posts Shay Cormac stuff, and my love for him never falters for each post I see. I am in deep, friends.

March 18, 2016

Oh, my~ Fiora, mia cara, it seems Shay has won another lover! You’re more than welcome to send your confessions involving our amato Irish Templar, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind at all…

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~Claudia


Aye, so she is, mia più cara Claudia~! Maireann lá go ruaig ach maireann an grá go huaigh, mo leanbh~ So let’s fill all our days with the sweetest affections for
Ár daor Captaen
Cormac~

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♡ Fiora

Miscellaneous

This blog is a gift

March 18, 2016

Awww~

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Grazie mille for your kind words, dearest anon! ♥️

~ The Ladies of Rosa in Fiore

Secluded Haystack

I went to the secluded haystack for the first time (I’m quickly learning that I should’ve done so a long time ago) and I noticed that there was only one story for Haytham. That’s why I’m working on writing reader/character fics so I can submit my own. Kamusta to Signora Paola and her lovely Tagalog description for Ginoong Jacob Frye. 😄

March 18, 2016

Ginoong Kenway and his very thirsty fans are absolutely quivering with excitement, my dear.

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~ Signora Paola (who has a soft spot for Haytham because of his true maginoo ways)

DACS Greatest Hits

Not a dirty confession, but I was wondering: One of my fav books is the Golden Compass, where the person’s soul walk beside the person as an animal, called Daemon. The Daemon shows to the other people what kind of human is the Daemon’s owner, so it is like a walking mirror about the people. What do you think, our fav assassins (including Haytham and Shay) what kind of animal they’d get? :D (Anything but eagle please, except for Altair. He can has the eagle xD)

March 17, 2016

I tried my best and replied to this (and this book got me interested O_ô)

Desmond: German shepherd – those dogs are so loyal, talented in training and very, very cuddly!

Altair: Arabian horse – very elegant, fast and fiery. 

Ezio: European honey buzzard – a migrating bird which’s diet contains wasps.I chose it, because Ezio travels a LOT in his three games (first in Italy only, then Constantinople)

Connor: Grizzly bear – its self explaining. Really. It is.

Aveline: Hornet(-Queen) – She is a strong, independent and lethal woman and hornets are hella horrific. (Please do not click on the link above, if you’re afraid of insects!)

Edward: Capuchin monkey, they look cute and sometimes they eat ripe fruits and get drunk (?) 

Adéwalé: Lion, self explaining, really.

Arno: I, somehow, see him as a wolf, because he is quite lonely at the end of AC:U.

Jacob: A WEASEL I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF A WEASEL!

Evie: The red fox! Or a stoat. A short-tailed weasel…

Shao Jun: I’d say common panda, but the red panda fits quite well! 

Arbaaz: Definitely an Indian tiger.

-Sister Teodora.


I read this book, and the rest of the His Dark Materials series, a while back! So for male assassins, their daemons are female and viceversa! Let’s see:

Desmond: Maine Coon Cat, very sociable, sweet, playful, active. They’re also described as loyal and loving.

Altair: Peregrine Falcon ♀, for it’s speed, quick attacks and the deadly air assassination (high speed dive).

Ezio:

Eurasian lynx ♀, loves to hunt and ambush it’s prey. Climbs to high places to verify the area.

Connor: Gray Wolf ♀, excellent hunter, quiet, stealthy and strong. Works well with others and always protects the pack, just like Connor.

Aveline: 

Gray fox ♂, can climb trees, is quite the hunter and ,when it needs to, it can be stealthy. They can also be playful!

Edward:

Sooty tern ♀, a sea bird that loves staying close to the sea, where it hunts for food and works with the colony to survive, like pirates.

Adéwalé: Jaguar ♀, stealthy, lethal and great at camouflage… Perfect companion to an assassin.

Arno: 

Chartreux cat ♀, playful, bonds with a special person, observant and quite intelligent too, like our dear Arno.

Shay: American Black Bear ♀, strong, independent. When confronted can become quite dangerous.

Haytham: Common European Viper ♀, usually hunts on the grounds, doesn’t climb trees, will not attack unless threatened. Prefers to work alone.

Shao Jun: Golden Pheasant ♂, not only its color echoes her assassin robes, but the golden pheasant is a symbol of beauty and refinement.

Arbaaz: King Cobra ♀, because, like an assassin, they usually avoid confrontation, but are deadly when engaged.

Evie: British Longhair Cat ♂, calm, and very observant. Cunning and quiet hunters. Prefers indoors.

Jacob: Labrador Retriever ♀, playful, intelligent, hard-working, but kinda silly at times. Does this sound familiar?

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

i can’t help but laugh every time i see a confession of jacob with m’lady in it. i just can’t help but laugh because im always thinking of that loser that wears fedora and calls everyone they want to dong m’lady.

March 17, 2016
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Well, perhaps if you imagine Jacob saying that it would erase the imagery of said person…

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Sweet heavens, it’s not working, is it? That term is so tainted now. (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)゚

~ Signora Paola (who apologizes to anyone who submitted confessions with that term ;A;)