Well, you know how sneaky these Assassins are. They could be mingling with us right now – even under the guise of another fan – and we wouldn’t even know it

~ Signora Paola
Well, you know how sneaky these Assassins are. They could be mingling with us right now – even under the guise of another fan – and we wouldn’t even know it
~ Signora Paola
Sadly, mio caro, Arno is never shirtless in AC Unity. Una vera tragedia! We can only share this:
~Claudia
Haytham: he’d drag you over to his lap and spank your bum until it turns red, and then push you onto the bed roughly and have his way with you.
Ratonhnhaké:ton: He’ll growl, shove you up a tree, pound you doggy-style and show you who’s the boss.
Aveline: will tie you onto the bed and mercilessly tease you by twerking, until you can’t take it anymore and confess your crimes
– Ezio
Again, we are terribly sorry this took us ages to respond to (responding to these asks do take us some time to process ;A;)
Desmond: Tickling. It starts benign, like “I’m tickling you because you’re still adorable despite all that naughtiness.” But as it goes on he starts tickling you in your erogenous zones, brief touches and seemingly random at first, but with increasing focus and intensity.
Altaïr: He has no time for teasing. He’d fuck you so hard and so rough you’d be screaming his name so loud you’d lose your voice by the time it ends. And, oh no, it’s not going to be one-time thing. His control is phenomenal and he could go on and on like an Energizer bunny and he’d make you come several times before he finally does.
Ezio: He’d touch and caress you all over and he will take his sweet time to do so. Every time you try touching him back he’s going to stop what he’s doing and pin your hands down, growling, “Touch me again and I will leave you here like this unsatisfied.” He’ll never tie you up because he wants you to slowly lose your mind while you try so hard not to touch him.
Connor: He wouldn’t give you an indication that he’s displeased with what you did until you start noticing that he’s not responding to your invitations. When you finally ask him what’s wrong, he’d turn aggressive and go, “If you have to ask that question then I would have to show you what happens when you misbehave.” He’d then get very rough with you; basically, if you want him to shed off his “kind and gentle” persona and let the ravenous wolf come out then THIS is how you do it ;D
Aveline: Will tie you up in a chair and do a striptease for you. Like what Signore Ezio said, I think she’d tease you mercilessly by grinding her ass against you, maybe even rub her breasts on your face 8D
Edward: I really do think he’s the type who would buy many sex toys, so he’d use a whole lot of them on you. Not sure what kind of sex toys existed during his time, but if it’s modern-day Edward I could totally see him using remote controlled toys to torment you, or tie you up while he goes through your favourite toys and tease you with them.
Adéwalé: A spanking intermixed with playing on your erogenous zones. He’d demand you to count the blows; with the way he’s teasing you of course you’re going to screw up the counting one way or the other. And when you do, he’d ask you to reset and go back to 1.
Shay: He’d do a very naughty game of coin tossing. He’d tease you with his fingers and every time he sees that you’re close, he’d stop and toss the coin. If it lands on the side you didn’t take he’d completely back away, let you calm down, before starting up again. This could go on forever. Just hope and pray that it’d land on the side you took. ;D
Haytham: Like Connor, the silent treatment, but colder and way more calculated. He’d turn cold and very formal to the point that you’d feel like you REALLY fucked it up and you’d readily go on your knees and apologise to him if he asked you to, but nope. He wouldn’t ask you to. While he addresses you very formally, his stares are a different matter. He’s challenging you to go on your knees and beg on your own volition, and you know he’s not an easy lover to please.
Arno: Like Ezio I think he’ll punish you by touching and caressing you all over until you go crazy, but he will tie you up. He’ll ask you to watch him while he does whatever he pleases to your body. And you can’t close your eyes. Ever. Because if you do he’d punish you even more by letting his tongue do really wicked things to your erogenous spots.
Shao Jun: Since I headcanon her as someone who’s into shibari she’ll definitely use that technique to tie you up and have you suspended. She loves seeing you being helpless and completely under her mercy; what she’ll do to you depends on how naughty you were.
Arbaaz: He’d make you wear a chastity belt and then he’d make sure to excite you and basically leave you in this sexual haze, but you can’t do anything because you’re wearing the belt. You’d be begging for him to unlock the damned thing to the point that you’d be willing to do everything he demands.
Evie: She’s going to withhold everything and be a huge tease. No touching and she’ll scold you whenever you try to touch her, reminding you that every time you do so it just adds an hour more to her “no touch” punishment. She’ll do everything to make sure you break, though, like leaning close to you or looking like she’s reaching for you, but she’s actually just reaching something behind you. And when she finally gives in and allows you to have sex with her (of course she’s on top and in control), she’s going to make sure you’re so close to orgasming before stopping, completely withdrawing from you, telling you that she needs to take a bath, and that you deserve to be left alone because you’ve been really naughty. You’d end up knocking on the bathroom door, begging to be let in. ;D
Jacob: He’d deprive you, blindfolding you and binding your wrists. He knows that having you solely rely on your hearing makes you very sensitive to even the smallest sounds. So he’d go very quiet and even pretend to leave the room, only to scare the shit out of you by suddenly whispering in your ear. It starts off funny at first, like him going, “Boo!” or “Hey li’l mama lemme whisper in your ear” But as he goes on the words he whispers in your ear would get filthier and very detailed. Oh, and I mentioned in a few asks that he’s into orgasm denial, so he’ll definitely use that. He’d closely watch your face, slowing down when he sees that you’re close. You’d curse at him for being cruel and he’d be a little shit about it, like he’d go, “If you come before I tell you to you’d find just how cruel I could be.” (Question is – would you want him to show you his cruel side? 8D)
~ Signora Paola
I’m going to base these punishments on the kinks I listed for each character in this other ask we received.
Desmond: since he is into Photography/Videotaping he would send you videos/pictures of your latest encounters to your phone or e-mail when you’re at class or at work to torment you, making sure the vibration/sounds settings were ready for it so people could hear/see them. You would be helpless because in the videos both of you look lost in pleasure and you can’t be with him in that moment.
Altair: As a master, since I think he would be into Pet play, he would remove your collar (one of the greatest punishments as it means you’re no longer his to play with) and ignore your existence, which Altair would pull off perfectly. This will make you feel lonely, unloved, useless and super needy… You’ll have to be very good in order to get your master’s attention again.
Ezio: Il mentore is into
Strip Tease so he would tie you up and strip for you very teasingly and suggestively. You can only watch but not touch and it drives you insane, specially when he can touch you, but doesn’t seem to be interested in pleasing you or helping achieve your release. He also touches himself, which makes you squirm wishing you could touch him yourself.
Connor: Now, Rope play can be also used as a punishment, specially when teasing and tormenting your partner are your priorities. Connor would bound you so you can’t move or touch him and then proceeds to run his mouth all over your skin, avoiding your sensitive areas. He would kiss, lick, suck and bite your skin leaving marks you can’t easily cover. Talk about being a tease…
Aveline: Since she’s a fan of Suspension binding you in an uncomfortable position would be a good punishment for you, specially once that deprives your sense, by making your blood flow leave your extremities basically leaving senseless in your arms or legs. Of course this practice can’t be sustained for a lot fo time, but while you’re there, you really think twice on being naughty again.
Edward: He would mix Knife play with Fear play, blindfolding you and running the blades very close to your skin and most erogenous zones. You can’t see what he’s doing, and even fear a little bit of what might happen, but he never hurts you. He might leave some scratches or abrasions on your skin just so you remember not to be naughty again.
Adéwalé: In this case he would invert the Temperature play you’re used too. If you prefer Ice play, he would not use it at all, instead he would use warm oils, stones or toys that could burn you a little, not to hurt you, but to avoid you getting pleasure from them. This can also be inverted if you’re more into warm objects, he would then use ice to annoy you ad deprive you from feeling pleasure.
Shay: Here, instead of letting his hand, paddle or flog sting your skin, as Impact play, suggests he would not hit you at all. He knows you’re turned on with those things, so instead he uses objects such as feathers, silks and velvet to run over your skin. The sensation, which for other might be pleasing, doesn’t really excited you as hits would. It’s kind of a torture.
Haytham: Since he’s into Choking he would hold you down putting pressure on your neck, as always, but when you’re reaching your limit (which is heightened by the sensation of having no air) he suddenly stops chocking you making you lose your drive and excitement a little bit.He would continue to do this until you begged him for a good choke and release.
Arno: Now, Wax play can be used as both a sensual foreplay or a hot sexual, arousing foreplay. Depending on what you like, let’s say in this case you prefer the hot pain for the wax, Arno would instead use different candles that melt in lower temperatures. They feel nice and warm, but they don’t get you where you want to be. You’ll have to beg…
Shao Jun: In this case, Shao Jun is the flexible one capable of getting into impossible position for you, so she could simply deny you the pleasure of having her in those positions or she could ask you to hold one of those position so she can have you. Let me tell you some of these Flexibility/Contortionism positions can be painful to maintain, so that’s her punishment for you.
Arbaaz: While Food play can be all fun and games, it can also become an excellent way to punish your partner. He would incorporate food you don’t like or food that’s sticky or uncomfortable on the skin, making you less aroused or needy for what you like so much.
Evie: Caning, as a form of Impact play, can be both used to please as well to punish. If you’re been a bad partner, you can bet she will use that cane of hers to hurt you, until you beg for forgiveness or to be pleased. She could, also refrain from using her cane at all, which you would miss very much in bed.
Jacob: Since he’s into all the Ear play & Dirty Talk he would, of course deprive you of such sensations by covering your ears. You can’t feel his breath close to them or his sensuous voice dirty talking to you, which would drive you insane as you can feel him there, but not hear him. He knows how much his voice affects you, so he could, also, refrain from saying anything… Now that sounds awful.
~Claudia
Anonymous #1: You are very much welcome! As long as we have your support and your sins that constantly nourish us and this bordello then we shan’t be going anywhere else soon. 😉
@clehjett We are so happy to hear that, amico mio! It feels like you’ve levelled up from Novice to Master Assassin status, doesn’t it? 8D I think it’s safe to say that all of us had our own “humble” beginnings. Yes, even us mods! I can still remember the time when I felt so nervous submitting my first confession and I had it all written in the ask box, but it took me some time before I hit that ‘Ask’ button. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anonymous #2: Grazie mille! Assassin’s Creed definitely has one of the most beautiful video game soundtracks out there (and Signore Ezio added a few more from Da Vinci Code because they’re very reminiscent of AC). 😀
Anonymous #3: Thank you very much! We can’t wait for your confession, my friend! ♥️
Speaking of confessions, we find that our queue is thinning out a little so I have dialled down the posting schedule from 8 times to 6 times a day. If you want the bordello to post more often, then please do send us more confessions!
Grazie!
~ Signora Paola
Well, I daresay we need to shake your friend’s hand for focusing on the important bits – ass and sin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Oh, so you’re the author of such ardente confessions (here & here), huh? Well, mio caro, it seems your ‘less than innocent thoughts’ made our patrons quite… aroused. I’m glad this blog has given you so much and I hope to see your more of your confessions soon, since I do really enjoy them too!
~Claudia
Anonimi #1 & #2 – I want to direct both of you to our allies: Assassin’s Creed Confessions and Assassin’s Creed Imagines, since we don’t accept these sort of confessions. Also, I want to remind everyone to read our FAQ, which addresses this and other questions you might have.
Anonimo #3 – I would imagine this has to do with Malik being a side character which is not actively present through the whole game, unlike someone as Leonardo, for example. In Aveline’s case, remember the game was first released for a handheld console and later on remastered. The propaganda made for these two versions doesn’t even compare in size or range to the propaganda made for the other games. Again, if you wish to see more confessions for both characters, we ask you to send in yours. 🙂
~Claudia
Indeed, it must change. Master Kenway needs more love and appreciation (and if someone would write him as a boss like in this kink ask we got then they would forever have my gratitude I’d even make a manip for them if they want 8D)
And thank you very much for your kind words! ♥️ We really can’t keep the ask box closed for so long. Thankfully we were able to go through your confessions relatively quickly. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
~ Signora Paola
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahh yes the face~
To be honest, it’s sort of an inside joke between me and my role-playing friends, and it just…kind of spilled over to how I manage this blog, eheh. The story goes like this:
We happen to stumble upon one of those poorly written Ezio drabbles, and in the scene, Ezio and some OC kiss each other–and just the way it was written was so bad, we couldn’t help but laugh. And the moment Ezio pulled away, he whispered, “Perfecto….”
Okay first of all, that’s the WRONG LANGUAGE LMAAAAOOOOOO
Second of all, it’s…
It’s not:
As for the ‘face’? It just…somehow kinda found its way into that crazy madness, and so now we just end up calling it the ‘Perfecto face’ instead of ‘Le Lenny Face’ lol. And we use it every time now we find something…
~ Signore Ezio