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Hey ! I don’t know if it’s a dirty or no headcanon, but to your mind, what is the first things they (assassins + templars) do after making love ? Thanks ! :)

May 12, 2016

Now this is a very sweet question! We hope our answers please you, amore!


Desmond: Talk about random things. I don’t know, I see him as someone who would randomly talk to you about, say, alternate universes while he’s still in that orgasmic high I’m definitely not talking about my personal experience ok

Altaïr: Simply basking in that afterglow. No words. He’d look deep into your eyes and hold you close.

Ezio: He’d prepare a hot tub so you two can soak into that warm water and let it soothe your overtaxed muscles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Connor: Cuddle then maybe talk about what happened during the day. But mostly cuddling. I don’t think he’d want to let go of you even if you’re all sticky with sweat.

Aveline: I think she’s the type who would giggle a lot and be really affectionate, like kissing you all over and her vocabulary being reduced to endearments.

Edward: Take a shower together. THEN do it again. Ayyyy 8D

Adéwalé: He’d offer to give you a nice rub down. Not exactly a massage, but the very act of wiping off extra fluids and making sure you’re clean and dry is something that I could see him enjoying.

Shay: He’d hug you close and hum something, watching as you slowly drift off. I think he’s the type who enjoys watching his lover sleep.

Haytham: I think he’s the type who would take a power nap (like a cat mwahaha) after. Of course there’s cuddling, but he won’t do much for, like, 10-20 minutes. Watch out when he wakes up all rejuvenated though, nyahaha.

Arno: Like Edward he’d ask you to take a shower together, but it’s more of a bonding process (because he loves the connection of having someone shampoo his hair and basically pamper him).

Shao Jun: Offer to give you a massage, especially if you get a few mishaps like a cramped leg. I see her as having really adventurous ideas on sex positions so a cramp is inevitable. XD

Arbaaz: After you’ve rested significantly I think he’s the type who would ask you to come help him make a quick snack. And hey, all that replenished energy might lead to round 2. 8D

Evie: Discuss about future plans. Now I know this sounds boring, but I think she’d want to know about what you want to do, your dreams and your future together. Like I can see her asking, “What kind of house do you think would be great for us?”

Jacob: This answer is for a modern Jacob, but… take a selfie. I don’t think he’s the type who’d gloat about it openly, though. In fact, he’d be very possessive and would fiercely guard your privacy. (Otherwise, I think he’s the type who’d go “Oh, that was splendid. Gimme a couple of minutes then let’s have another go 8D~”)

~ Signora Paola


Desmond: Considering he has a thing for photography, he would probably take a selfie with you, the both of you radiant and happy. And he would then take other pictures with the both of you doing silly faces, because why not?

Altair: I think he would be ready for a nap right after your done. He holds you close and both of you drift happily… He might then wake you up with a surprise!

Ezio: He would spoon you, holding you close and whispering lovely things to your ears, because you mean the world to him.

Connor: He wouldn’t stop touching you at all. He would run his hands over your body, as if trying to memorize it. All that touching would most likely get you both ready to do it again.

Aveline: She would pull out some old movies both of you like and watch them with you. You two would laugh, and smile knowing your together.

Edward: The type of person that would get something to drink after done. Maybe some beers or something more fancy. You two would sit there and talk while enjoying each other’s company.

Adéwalé: He would discuss the future of both of you, reassuring his love for you with tender kisses and touches.

Shay: I feel like he would start saying really cheesy jokes/puns, and make funny faces to make you laugh and smile, because sex doesn’t have to be all serious, specially with him.

Haytham: Probably bask in the afterglow of lovemaking, holding you close, hearing each other’s breathing and simply letting each other’s presence relax you.

Arno: I don’t know why, but I feel like he would sing to you softly, in French of course. Maybe some romantic songs or simply hum sweet tunes to help you fall asleep.

Shao Jun: Both of you would simply reconnect with each other. Talking, touching, kissing and looking at each other. It would be a very spiritual, intimate experience too.

Arbaaz: Would probably have snacks close to bed (because food and sex match) and once both of you are done he would offer you some. Maybe some chocolates, candies and such.

Evie: She would run a bath for both of you and then, once there the two of your would bathe each other, which can lead to… other activities.

Jacob: The type that would whisper and comment about how good this session was. He would compliment you, and remark on something you did this time… and then he would seduce you to do it again!

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Okay, wasn’t super into Desmond until this blog. Like, he’s cute, but after the confessions on here, especially that last one about really passionate love making. Just, yes, sign me the fuck up.

May 12, 2016

You and me both–I just had a hot dream about him mwahahaha, and will have it posted for Sinday Sunday

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

I FEEL SO BAD!!! RATONHNHAKÉ:TON’S BIRTHDAY WAS ON THE 8TH AND I MISSED IT!! D:

May 12, 2016

I am very confused, my dearest anon, but Ubisoft’s official birthday for Connor is April 4. Did you get your information from this website?

(Frankly, I’ve always pegged Connor to be a Taurus than an Aries, so a May 8 birthdate is actually great to me, but if the Word of God™ has said that his birthday is April 4, then so shall it be.)

~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous

Thank you for posting my confession about biting Jacob’s lips! I would definitely want him to bite me any time of the day, at any part of my body! Once again, thank you for making my day!

May 8, 2016

Your welcome, anonimo! I’m happy we made your day! I hope you send more confessions soon! And… I would also like Signore Frye to bite me, when he’s available, he’s been very busy these days…

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~Claudia

Miscellaneous

This blog makes me alive and smiling crazily all the time. Especially the Jacob Frye Confessions! Keep up the good work mi amore 💟~

May 7, 2016
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Grazie di cuore, mio caro! We’re more than happy to read this and trust us, we will keep working to make this blog as relaxing and comfortable as possible! Messages like this always lift our spirits and inspire us to bring you new things.

~ Ezio & the Ladies at La Rosa in Fiore

Miscellaneous

I feel so out of place on this confession blog. I keep seeing this swanky, saucy fantasies and I’m just over here like “IMMA GET ME A BARREL OF LUBE AND FUCKIN’ GANG BANG ALL THOSE BOYS MMMMM GOOD SHIT GOOD TIME”

May 4, 2016

[Anon r u my friend in real life because you sound like someone I know way back in high school who would say those exact same words, OMG]

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Sometimes I feel that way, too. Some days I just wanna do a Sinday Sunday confession where IMMA GO GET ME SUM FAT-AZZ SAUSAGES UP IN DIS BIZ AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, MMMHMMMMM YEA LICK IT GOOD GURL, YEA TWERK ON IT GURL TWERK IIIIITTT OUUUTTTT

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(I have a current admin confessional in the works about hot dogs…La Festa Italiana is to blame)

Miscellaneous

This blog really sparked my interest in Haytham, thank you for that!

May 4, 2016

You’re welcome! 😉 Truth be told, I personally never had that much interest in Haytham until now, thanks to all you lovely followers. ;P So as a treat, I am currently working on a Haytham/reader fic (60s AU–Noir-inspired, and also paying homage to the James Bond series–I hope to not disappoint!).

– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

Judging by a lot of the confessions, haystack stories, and admin answers, I’ve come to the conclusion that Jacob is constantly…ahem…’hungry’ when it comes to lovely lady parts. But what if a girl doesn’t want that? Does he have anymore dirty tricks up his sleeve to get a woman so aroused she wants to fuck him into oblivion?

May 3, 2016

I mean, there’s That Voice™, but if she doesn’t dig that FOR SHAME then

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I have long artist-type fingers, but damn Jacob’s is quite a length. Interestingly, on a whim I did a search on what long, slender fingers could mean and according to this website“Long and slim signifies more of an emotional and aggressive type of person.”

Not really a brand new information, but there ya go. We can scrutinise this further and do a complete scan of his attributes if you want~

~ Signora Paola