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Questions for the admins; whats the dirtiest confession you have received?

June 29, 2016

To be honest, we have way too many to list…but I think this confession from 3 years back was what I personally thought was the dirtiest, at least at that time ahaha.

And I think anything by @madamretto has got to be some of the dirtiest on here, and she’s not ashamed of it!

– Ezio Auditore

Miscellaneous

I looked into that true crime blog for a bit due to immense curiosity thinking it was something like what I’d watch on Investigation Discovery….I think I need eye bleach. I was so wrong. It’s one thing to be interested in crime and why humans can do evil it’s another to fetishize mass shooters and think they are cute or would make good boyfriends.

June 29, 2016

We added our reply under the cut just so you know; if you’re interested, please continue reading.

Honestly that’s what we first thought as well, that it’d just be an archive of serial killers’ history (because we do find crime history to be intriguing) but nope…

So many of these people believe that they’re girlfriends of ghosts/spirits of famous murderers–they call it being ‘twin flames’. I wonder WHY they always discover that their twin soul is some famous murderer, and not a lonely fisher from Cambodia….

It’s not just teen girls that are into this, but grown 20-something year old women. *shurg*

But remember, women went insane over Richard Ramirez (the infamous ‘Night Stalker’). One of his crazy fans even married him (and also landed herself in prison along with him), and threatened to commit suicide when he was executed. I even recall reading one of the responses she wrote to the fan mail that she and Richard all received, saying that it’s some kind of injustice to have him imprisoned for life due to his hard upbringing. I mean yeah it sucked he didn’t get a better life, and that could have prevented him from becoming a serial killer, but that doesn’t excuse his actions. So he must face the consequences.

She and Richard separated before he died of lymphoma, though.

Because of some strange goings on during his trial and the nature of his crimes, some people thought he was legitimately demonic–rumors that he was possessed or was the devil in disguise. If his crimes were current, I cannot imagine the ~*~edge~*~ on tumblr.

I just don’t get this at all. A lot of these men seem sweet and charming during interviews because they are sociopaths; there’s a chilling undercurrent to that charm. There are even female fans of Jeffrey Dahmer, and he was gay. Do they think he would have wanted them?

There’s a difference between finding something intriguing, or full-on fetishizing it for the sake of ~*~edge~*~ points. Personally, I found the case of Adam Lanza quite intriguing, given the whole ‘being refused treatment for his Asperger’s diagnosis by his gun-loving mother’ (who became his first kill, oh the irony). I think the relationship between his untreated diagnoses, and his secluded way of living/background in relation to what he did, is interesting and worth consideration–but not to the point of wanting to masturbate to it….

I think if any of these girls really met up with their idols in some alternate universe, they’d turn tail and run. The ones that don’t, probably deserve what they get.

– Ezio Auditore


Being attracted to the unknown, the dangerous, the risky – it’s a natural thing humans do. That’s why freak shows existed, why America’s First Nations people were paraded through Europe, etcetera. The different, the unknown. It’s why girls chose Fonzie over Richie, for example.

History shows us that there have been camp followers for almost every major male movement. Whether it’s women following armies or women attracted to men imprisoned, it happens. In most cases, this is harmless fantasizing, like how we imagine Assassins or Templar characters to ravish us on beaches, in the forests, in boudoirs, or basically anywhere it works out.

It becomes harmful when people begin being unable to separate reality from their idealized fantasies.

– Rosa

Miscellaneous

Bloody hell, this blog has been the awakening of my dirty thoughts about Jacob and now I just can’t stop! I really need help (and a Father Jacob whom I can confess my sins to) no one among my family or friend must know this or they’ll surely think I’m insane. Love this blog xxx

June 28, 2016

I can relate, my dear anon. *nods sagely* And molte grazie for your support! Have you confessed your sins already? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

Secluded Haystack

OH MY GOD Signora Paola is an amazing writer! Can’t wait for the 2nd part of Jacob’s drabble. God’s sake, I should confess my sins.

June 28, 2016

Thank you so much, my dearest anon! (´∀`)♡ That drabble took me a while to do and quite frankly it gave me a bit of anxiety because of the theme. I never wrote anything like that before and I was so conscious by the misconceptions (thanks to how it’s portrayed in some mainstream fiction -_-). Anyway, the good news is, writing everything in one go meant that you wouldn’t have to wait too long for part 2 since it’s now ready for publishing. 8D

Thank you again! It’s comments like yours that feed us writers and make us want to do more. ♥️

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Miscellaneous, Secluded Haystack

In the “Phone Call” fanfic on Secluded Haystack, Jacob tells the reader about the blowjob she gave him while they were driving to Vegas, soooo… why don’t you write something about it? :))) amazing blog anyways xx

June 26, 2016
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Well, now that you mentioned it… I just might, my dearest anon. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Grazie! ♥
~ Signora Paola (who has actually finished another Jacob drabble, but is still working on the art to accompany it)

Miscellaneous

I have to say this because I’m dying to squee to someone about it; last weekend (27-39th May) it was MCM London. Paul was there all 3 days, but I saw him on Sunday. I had drawn a picture of him, using new mediums, and was super nervous as I’ve never shown the subject of my art the piece before. He was gobsmacked, appreciative and reached across the table to hug me, and insisted on a selfie! I was floating on air the entire time! (I could submit the art?)

June 25, 2016

Sorry for the late reply; our Drafts lately have been a swarm of head-canon questions, dirty questions, and just regular ol’ replies like yours…so forgive us for taking forever to respond!

Eeeeee I’m glad you got to see him! I wish I did; I know @queen-bela had a blast handing over all the Dirty AC Secrets stuff to him. ;P

Gosh I’d be super nervous, too. I’m like that with both my art and music; it’s unsettling to not know what they would really think. Most of the time we’d have thoughts of them thinking that it’s stupid or silly, when it really isn’t. So I’m glad that Paul reacted the way he did; consider yourself lucky and blessed!

And please, do feel free to show us your art (and the pic with Paul as well, if possible). ♥

– Ezio Auditore

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This is a dirty Ask the Admin message, hopefully I see it one day! (Sorry if it’s already been asked, but I didn’t go through the whole tag). How do you think the assassins would approach oral? Who would be a tease? Who would see it all the way to the end and who would be unable to control them-self and plunge into the next stage? Also, from a friend: what place on the body is the boys favourite place to finish? We both adore this blog!

June 22, 2016

I’ve already responded to how the Assassins/Templars would approach cunnilingus here. o/ As for your second question (if they would see it all the way to the end or if they would be unable to control themselves), I believe it really depends on the situation and how much they’re willing to delay their pleasure at any given moment. 😉

As for your third question: What place on the body is the boys’ favourite place to finish?

Desmond: Breasts and torso. He loves the sight of it mixing with your sweat. And if your breasts are particularly big I think he’d love the sight of it dripping from them, too.

Altair: Your face, perhaps a bit on your hair as well. He loves seeing your beautiful face with his cum. I think of all the characters he’s the one who loves facial the most. ;D

Ezio: I think he’s the type who would actually love to come inside you, but if it’s not possible then I think he would settle for the next best thing: Your lower belly and on your pubic area (even better for him if you didn’t shave down there because he’d love to see your hairs “decorated” with his cum).

Connor: He’d be really gentlemanly about it, would talk to you about it beforehand and make it clear where he’s “allowed” to. I don’t think there’s anything that would be off-limits for you, though, especially when he’s so sweet and considerate like that. ;D

Edward: Your breasts, mainly. But if you’re doing it doggy-style, he’d very much like to finish all over your butt. Would probably spread it all over, too, because ehem. BOOTY.

Adéwalé: Like Edward, I think he’d love to finish on your butt, so his preferred position is doggy-style (or some kind of variant like the more athletic wheelbarrow ehem).

Shay: Your breasts. Would probably play around with them and motorboat your cleavage to boot (I think aside from Edward he’s the one who loves this the most ;D).

Haytham: Like Connor, I think he’d be a gentleman about it. He’d ask you if it’s okay and where you want it. Don’t let that gentlemanly behaviour make you think he’s not kinky, though. I think he’s the type who would like rubbing it all over your body. 😀

Arno: In a previous message that asked what the characters’ fetishes are, I replied that Arno’s would be bukkake and creampie. So, I think he’d love to finish either in your face or, well, see it dripping down from either one of your holes. *coughs*

Arbaaz: Of all the characters I think he’s the one who’s not particularly picky on where to finish. Every part of your body where he cums is a good place for him.

Jacob: Your face especially your mouth, although I think he’s not very particular about this. He can come anywhere else in your body and he’d find it extremely hot simply because he wants to see you “marked” by him. And if you complain about being “dirty” he’d offer to clean you. With his tongue.

~ Signora Paola


I’m guessing ours answers will fuel some confessions. Here are mine:

Desmond: He loves to come in your mouth, the sensations your give him and the face your make while taking all he has to offer please him. Plus, it’s not messy.

Altair: He likes to touches himself and comes over your, it doesn’t matter where it lands, as long as it’s on you. He loves watching the drops and strings of his seed drip and run over your skin.

Ezio: He prefers coming in your entrance, not inside, but not far from it. He finds it alluring, seeing his cum over, and possibly, in you, the doubt making him smile while catching his breath over you.

Connor: I think he would love coming inside you most of the time and when he’s taking you from behind, going rough on you, he would love to come on your back from time to time.

Edward: He would love coming on your breasts the most. Maybe when you give him a titjob or a blowjob and he comes he has to see them covered with his cum and he probably remarks on how good it looks on you.

Adéwalé: I’m thinking he likes to come on your face from time to time, sometimes your mouth. But there’s something on coming on your face that pleases him the most.

Shay: He loves coming on your face, seeing you your lovely face/hair covered with it makes him smile evilly at you and remarks that that look suits you very well.

Haytham: I see him enjoying coming on your Mons pubis, enjoying how it runs through your skin or hairs and drips into your entrance. The satisfaction on his face would make you yearn for him again.

Arno: I see him as the romantic guy, but I believe he enjoys coming in your belly the most. It’s intimate and he doesn’t have to stop holding or looking at you while he comes.

Arbaaz: He likes to come over your butt cheeks the most, he things is like the icing on a cake: the perfect thing to decorate an already lovely view.

Jacob: He’s not picky when it choosing were to come: face, chest, belly, inside, back, or anywhere else… He will do it wherever he likes and he will praise you for it.

~Claudia

Miscellaneous

Sometimes i wish there were more x Male! Readers with the assassins, but then i realise the majority of the followers of this blog are females. Ahh well, i’ll have to write my own dirty stories ;P

June 20, 2016

You and me both lol

There’s something about fan fiction in general that tends to have more female writers than male…I don’t know why. It also doesn’t help that the AC games themselves have more male characters than female.

I think of all the fiction websites I’ve ever come across and read stuff on, LitErotica.com is the only one I know where male writers slightly outnumber the female ones.

I think I can also tell when a story is written by a guy or a lady…it might sound stereotypical but it’s a pattern I’ve noticed: female-written stories tend to have more emotional aspects to them, sometimes even romantic parts, while male-written stories read up like something straight out of a porno, with hardly any kissing or so. I guess what I’m trying to explain is that there seems to be a lot of ‘male gazing’ going on, parts that guys would find more interesting than women. So I as a female admin could care less about, especially if it were to be a reader-insert that focuses on me being immersed in the story.

But then again, it could just be me, as the only male-written stories I’ve sample have all been from LitErotica or independent writer blogs. I think there are some women on here who might be interested in writing Male-reader stories…although me personally, I’m afraid I’d just get it all wrong and some things, guys might not just be interested in (seriously, I really don’t know that many men that read Harlequin romance/erotica-style novels–which it seems like what a ton of female-reader stories tend to become as well).

I guess this is why Fifty Shades of Grey is so popular among women, despite it being the worst-written of all erotica.

But hey who knows, if you submit even at least one, maybe we’ll get more men to lurk around here. 😛 As I’ve said, LitErotica.com has some decent examples of many male-written stories.

– Ezio

Miscellaneous

Hey ladies and gents, I honestly love this blog, but unfortunately I have to say, that I find the confessions about Jack the Ripper disturbing. He WAS a real serial killer after all, even though he was never found. He killed, tortured and mutilated women in the most terrible way and so he shouldn´t be an object of sexual fantasies, if you ask me. No matter if he was part of the game or not, I can´t understand how somebody can actually fantasize about him. Sorry, that I have to say that.

June 20, 2016

We are posting today to let our wonderful bordello guests know about a rule change here at the Rosa in Fiore. We hope those of you directly affected by this change will read beyond the change to understand why we have made it, and will continue to support us.

As of this posting, we will no longer accept Jack the Ripper submissions, or any submissions that involve abusive scenarios. Any previously sent before this posting will run through the queue.

It is very important for us, as moderators, to maintain Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets as a safe place for people to explore their sexuality without judgement or shame. We are not making the change to the rules in an attempt to shame or judge our hybristophiles, which is how Jack the Ripper confessions are classified. This change in the rules is not an attack on you, your sexuality, or what makes your juices flow.

However, a safe place is a two-way street. We have received some feedback, in addition to the one we have shared above, from some of our viewers expressing discomfort with Jack the Ripper confessions. What Jack the Ripper did more than a century ago in Whitechapel was horrific and awful.

While we know those who write confessions about Jack are not thinking about how he carved up his victims, some of our readers, including one of us here amongst the moderators, are survivors of sexual abuse, physical abuse, emotional abuse and spousal abuse. Every time a confession involving Jack comes up, they think about what he did, how what happened in our own lives mirrors what Jack did.

For them, lustful confessions about Jack the Ripper being persuaded to not kill the confessor and bruises being worth it is not only discomforting, it is triggering.

When we, as moderators, try to balance out a safe place for our Jack the Ripper confessors and those negatively affected by the confessions, the scale weighs in favour of those adversely affected. Not sharing Jack the Ripper confessions hurts no one, while sharing them can actually cause upset or emotional trauma.

Again, we cannot emphasize enough that this is not a judgement against those of our confessors who lean toward hybristophilia. Nor do we think any of us here behind the curtain, or our guests, believe our hybristophiles want to cause emotional harm to our guests – and in fact, would be appalled to know they may have done so.

In the end, however, we’ve decided to elect to be on the more cautious side, and we hope that you, our patrons, will understand our decision.

For those whose confessions will no longer be posted, we say this: You are not alone in your desires. There’s a term for it, after all. In fact, here’s a link to a Tumblr group for hybristophiles. Read at your own risk. We are not partners with this blog.

As a final note, we ask that if you are going to comment on this post, whether in favour or against this decision, you remain respectful. Those who are in favour should not shame those who are affected by this decision.

Thank you,
The ladies and gent of Rosa in Fiore

Miscellaneous

Do you guys keep records or your workshop sessions on somewhere? I keep on missing it I’m very busy. Thank you!

June 19, 2016

Oh my gosh my first fanmail, I’m so excited!

I’m sorry you haven’t been able to come to the workshops. I’m working on a longer-term solution to have them available for those who miss them, though within a day I usually have a recap appended to the original posting. But I think I might have to do something easier to find than that, especially since I included slides this time. So! TLDR: Working on it! – Rosa

Also: I tag any posts on the topic with “hypatia writing 101,” since when I started these I wasn’t quite Rosa yet.