It’s from here (NSFW image) 😏
I want to ask if it’s possible to have an Alexios and Kassandra section in Secluded Haystack and if I can send a story in Spanish :)
November 4, 2018Well, it all depends if our patrons would submit their own delicious fics to the Haystack. 😏
As for the language, we prefer stories to be written in English. While we do accept confessions written in another language (the list of the languages we can translate to English is here), translating a much longer story is another matter since it involves more time on our part. We simply cannot publish a story without an English translation since that is still the language we use here.
~ Signora Paola
Not a confession! I was wondering if the wonderful people who share their fics on Secluded Haystack also share them on Ao3? :)
October 25, 2018Oh, they definitely could, although several of the stories in the Haystack do use Javascript to customise the reader’s experience (which I think feels more organic rather than plainly using the “Y/N” placeholders). AO3 sadly doesn’t have that function. 🙁
~ Signora Paola
Not a confession, just an ask… where do you find your NSFW images that you sometimes use in your posts? (Asking for a friend…)
October 17, 2018We used to get our images from It’s not Porn, It’s Art, but since it hasn’t been updated in over 2 years, we mostly just do our search on Google Images. It’s a hit or miss, and you have to get a little creative with your search strings, but for the most part it has us covered. 😉
Hello! I recently submitted a confession about Jacob Frye. One that said that it was my birthday on August 20. Did you guys get it? My internet connection here is not the best.
August 16, 2018Ciao, anonimo!
You’ll be happy to know we got your confession. Expect it right on August 20.
~Claudia
You can view it here 🙂
salute sisters! i have a confession to make but first i had a question. i’ve been using tumblr for over a year now but i still don’t know what happens if you cross the word limit. would it still send my confession completely even if it’s a little over 450 words? 😅 thank you and nice day to you all!!
July 2, 2018It should be fine! As stated in our FAQ you can send it to us in parts or via Fan Mail (just tell us if you wish to stay anonymous). Normally, sending us your confession in parts via our ask box is the better choice, but Tumblr still has a knack of eating messages, especially ones that are sent in succession. ;^^ If you prefer to send it this way, please label them accordingly (like part ½, 2/2, etc) so we’d know and confirm if we received all parts.
~ Signora Paola
I already live in Paris and I can tell you, I’ve seen many Arno look alike 😏 Be prepared anon !
June 27, 2018
I’m afraid we’re going to fluster our dearest anon even before they set foot in France ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola
Recent Arno ask here. Why. Why would you plant those ideas into my head. Now I can’t stop thinking about meeting a certain assassin look a like and falling in love and WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
June 27, 2018That is just how we roll, my dearest.

~ Signora Paola (who may or may not have imagined being swept off of her feet by a Connor look-alike when she first went to the US *coughs*)
Who knows, maybe you’d find an Arno look-alike who would sweep you off your feet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
