(As a reminder, we are not accepting requests for headcanons right now. This ask has been in our Drafts for so long–heaven knows how long ago we received this–and we really apologise for the tardiness of our response!)
Aveline: Erotic City
Shao Jun: Incense and Candles
Evie: One Kiss at a Time
Jacob: Temptation
Demond: We Can Funk
Adéwalé: Black Sweat
Connor: The Question of U
Arno: Le Grind
– Ezio Auditore
(For the character + reaction gif meme! Thank you so much! ♥)
~ Signora Paola
– Ezio Auditore
~Claudia
(For the character + reaction gif meme! Thank you so much! ♥)
~ Signora Paola
– Ezio Auditore
~Claudia
Did you ask to have some pene pasta made?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Either way, here’s a toast to the mighty pene!
– Ezio Auditore
Show of hands, people. 😉
~ Signora Paola (who headcanons Jacob as being a silly romantic)
There can only be one Father Jacob! Never forget~
And Latin, you say? Excuse me while I imagine Signore Frye speaking in Latin he’d probably have an atrocious accent but who cares
~ Signora Paola
Hmmm, let me verify…
No, it’s not working. Try again later, anonimo!
~Claudia
Oh thank you so much! ;w;
Honestly, it all started with just dirty polls back in 2013 when it was just me, because I was curious back then to see what people think…it was all just for kicks and giggles. And now it’s grown into this huge thing!
I never thought that we’d even have a thing like the Secluded Haystack (courtesy of Paola and her shenanigans lol) when I came back from ‘retirement’ aha!
Gosh thank you so much; you don’t know how much this means to me…These are *indeed* a ton of work and very much inquires a big time investment! I’ll admit, sometimes I get burned out from doing the polls (I’ve yet to dish out the General DACS Poll results and the graphic that I promised a while back *orz*). some days it feels more like homework than something I enjoy, but then I have to remember that our patrons are understanding; this blog is for fun, don’t stress yourself out; real life always comes first lol~
I know 50 Shades looks like bare ones right now, and I’m doing a major rehaul, but it still means a lot that you appreciate what I came up with, even though there’s not much on there right now aha. But I will make a special layout, comprehensive guidelines and everything! Just stay tuned, and once again, thank you for your patience and patronage! ♥
– Ezio Auditore
Thank you so much, my dear anon! It’s really nice to see our efforts appreciated. ♥ Making graphics is second nature to me (considering what I do in real life), so I’ve grown very efficient making and editing your confessions. It’s writing those headcanons and even responding to your messages that frankly take me a while to do. ._.
There are those days when I kind of wish that we go back to being a strictly confessions page lol, but I do understand that the bordello has become far more than that. It’s a real, honest-to-goodness community now! It honestly makes me wish that Tumblr has better features for online community management (something at par with LiveJournal’s), so we can interact even better! Imagine having threaded discussions and the shenanigans that will ensue… ಥ ͜ʖ ಥ
Ah, but I’ve rambled too much. As Signore Ezio mentioned, we really appreciate your continued patronage and your patience! We wouldn’t have gotten this far without your support. ♥
~ Signora Paola
Oh, that’s a very interesting idea, amico mio! I do recall a few “first-time” confessions that are really quite innocent. Although now I do wish that some of our anonymous patrons would point to us if a confession already posted is their first. With more than 3,000 confessions (!!!) it’s going to be tough to look through everything.
I shall confer this with the others and see what they think! :3
~ Signora Paola (whose first confession before she became a mod was truthfully a little tame compared to her latest ones *coughs*)
I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS BORDELLO, DEAREST. Not when it single-handedly pulled me back in the Assassin’s Creed fandom. ಥ ͜ʖ ಥ
Love,
~ Signora Paola