Anonymous

(The confession is here to anyone who hasn’t seen it)

Indeed, there’s no shame in it! One should never feel forced or coerced into having sex for the first time. It’s frightening for those people who aren’t used to intimacy and it could bring out emotions they aren’t ready to deal with. I confess that I speak from experience; that confession actually hit a little too close to home for me. So, I can personally assure the confessor that she is not alone with her fears. ♥

One thing that I also would like to add is I highly encourage self-exploration. It would make you feel more attuned to your body, so when that time comes you would know what to tell your partner on what turns you on and where to touch you. ^_^

~ Signora Paola

This post? (‘∀’●)♡

Indeed, it is amusing to see the height difference between these two as illustrated by the amazing @nermallion

Speaking of their height difference, I’m not sure if you’re read this discussion about who would possibly win if Jacob and Connor would spar. It’s a very stimulating discussion–stimulating on the mind, that is, but hey – if it makes you imagine these two fine gentlemen all shirtless, sweaty, and grappling each other, well I cannot deprive of you that wonderful mental image. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

I distinctly recall it being mentioned in one of the gameplay commentary videos that Ubisoft released prior to AC3′s release. I’m still searching for that video specifically. I recall it has the part where the voice over comments about how Connor can lift a man so easily whenever he does that running assassination move; maybe one of our patrons can link this video? What I’ve found is this Making of Assassin’s Creed III feature. In 10:02 onwards it’s mentioned that they kept bulking him up.

Now, I should add that Connor’s bulk was compared to Altair and Ezio, but honestly, you really only need to look at all the Assassins so far and see that he is pretty huge and muscular compared to the rest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

That’s a very good suggestion, amico mio! However, given that most of our Assassins wear robes that cover their lovely buttocks, and we only see a handful of them just wearing their pants, it’d be quite a challenge, frankly. I suppose we could get a glimpse every time they do their leaps of faith, but even then their behinds are mostly hidden in shadow so we can’t really appreciate them!

That said, now that I’m thinking about it, you have what you call “face claims” in fandom, right? So, now I’m thinking about posting pictures of…. errr… “butt claims” for each Assassin. Maybe we should hold polls and let you decide which naked buttocks fit a character best? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do you think?

~ Signora Paola