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Hi! How do I submit a confession, please? And do I have to put the text over the image or is that what you do? Thank you :)

March 14, 2019

Greetings anon!

First of all, we want to remind you (and everyone else) that we do have a FAQ page for many of your questions. It feels unloved every time we get a question that’s already addressed there 😉

That said, you may use the ask box to submit your confession and we will edit the image for you. If you prefer to do it yourself, you may use our submit box to send the image.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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Hello dear ladies of the bordello… I’ve noticed that there aren’t many updates lately and I’m getting worried. Is everything okay? I’m only asking because i love this page and I don’t want anything happening to it. I’d be more than happy if you could answer me. Thank you.

February 28, 2019

My dearest anon,

The short answer is: We haven’t received plenty of confessions. There’s actually two now in the ask box, of which I plan to edit tomorrow. Now, there was a time that I would make a post reminding people to send in their confessions, but fact of the matter is – there is a huge slowdown. I believe Tumblr’s NSFW ban is one culprit. We’re not really getting new followers because our posts are invisible in the search results and anyone with safe browsing on (which is the default, I believe) simply cannot see our blog.

Another factor could be the fact that interest in the AC franchise (at least here on Tumblr) has waned as well. Maybe it is. I’m not particularly well-updated when it comes to the general fandom ;^^

Frankly, I myself do not feel the same, shall we say, risqué passion as I once have for the franchise. ;^^ Heck, I’m not even that inspired to write my own dirty confessions. Maybe our other patrons feel the same way.  There will always be lulls in fandoms, and I think this is just one of them.

I’m still in the middle of playing AC Odyssey (it’s a huuuuuuuge game and it’s proving to be a little too much for a completionist like me) and while I do like Alexios and Kassandra, they haven’t quite… inspired me, you know? I’m hoping that the release of Devil May Cry 5 will kickstart my passion once again. Even though it’s a different game, sometimes inspiration can come from the most unexpected of sources.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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I just wanted to say how happy I am to have found this blog again considering what’s been going on with tumblr. Fortunately I was lucky enough to remember the exact url and I just wanted to say thank you for all the effect you put into this blog.

January 24, 2019

Grazie for your kind words and support, dearest anon! Truth be told it is a struggle to continue especially when we have several confessions that were flagged. Now, we never posted any images that had full-frontal nudity, but apparently Tumblr is very selective on what they’d consider inappropriate adult content. We still have porn bots (that have actually multiplied since the NSFW ban) while blogs that are harmless are getting flagged. 😒

It’s really tempting to move all together, but there’s no real mass exodus. Not yet at least. We’re going to stay here until that day happens.

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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apologies if im making you say this again, i must’ve missed your recent posts. but i was wondering if we could still submit secluded haystack fics through tumblr?apologies again, im terribly sorry!

December 22, 2018

Ciao, anonimo! You may still send your Secluded Haystack stories through Tumblr. The story will be posted in all sites: Tumblr, Dreamwidth and Secluded Haystack.

No need to apologize, we’re here to help!

~Claudia

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I know its probably redundant because you’re a nsfw blog, but y’all have been flagged as explicit by Tumblr despite not technichally breaking guidelines. Sorry for bothering you if you already knew, I hope you ladies have a good day

December 19, 2018

Yes, we already know and this is why we have setup a mirror account at Dreamwidth. Honestly, I’d prefer to move there all together, but I realise that a lot of you are unwilling to leave Tumblr and I don’t want to force people into leaving. Many fandoms are in a precarious place right now. A lot have jumped ship, but the alternatives are all over the place. I imagine it would take years before we settle in another social media platform, so I can’t blame people for not wanting to take that leap of faith yet.

~ Signora Paola

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Dear ladies. It is possible to send you confessions via Twitter? Tumblr sucks now…

December 17, 2018

We don’t really access Twitter that often. Our Twitter account there is mainly a crosspost, and I personally don’t have access to it so I will not be able to check direct messages.

Our mod account at Dreamwidth can receive private messages, though. Of course, one needs to have an account and anonymous messaging is not possible. However, if there’s a growing demand of sending confessions elsewhere, I will make a post in that account allowing screened anonymous comments. They won’t be published, but we will be able to see them.

Speaking of Tumblr sucking, I’ve just found out that we have lost our avatar and header image. They did say that “the avatars and headers for these blogs will also be reverted to the default settings.” Also, I can’t access the dirtyasscreedsecrets.tumblr.com on my web browser. I’m trying to look for the option to turn off safe browsing, but wow, did Tumblr remove that option as well?

To be honest, I’m actually very seriously considering moving to Dreamwidth all together. This Tumblr will still be operational, but I think moving main operations to https://dirtyasscreedsecrets.dreamwidth.org will be better for us in the long run. What do our patrons think?

I will need to confer this with other mods as well, but in light of these new developments, transferring seems really like the better option.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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December 3, 2018

As I stated here and here, we have two options. One is we use WordPress and have it hosted on our own server and two, we use Pillowfort. At the moment, the first option seems to be the better one since the latter is still on its beta stages. Instagram seems like another good option, but I need to study their guidelines.

I’m thinking of disabling confession submissions next week while we move our content elsewhere. I’m still holding out hope that Tumblr won’t kick this blog out completely since it’s a fandom blog first and foremost, and it’s actually really unfair that they would lump this confessions blog with the actual hardcore porn blogs out there, but what can you do. 😑We’re using their service for free so we’re beholden to their guidelines whether we like them or not.

Another thing I’m thinking about is how we’re going to accept confessions. We will keep you posted regarding new updates.

~ Signora Paola

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December 1, 2018

To the anon who gave us a multi-part Haytham confession, we sadly only got 5 of your intended 7 parts. Can you please resend your last two parts again? It seems that Tumblr has never found a way to fix its tendency to gobble up messages 😑

Grazie mille!

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Hello, kind ladies of bordello! :) This is not a confession. I just need to tell you that I found guys who look totally similar to Daniel Cross, his name is Bill Bailey and Michael Vegas who look like Clay Kaczmarek ( Both of them are pornstars)

November 10, 2018

What do you think, our dearest patrons?