Well…
Something like that, perhaps?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
~ Signora Paola
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I wonder what Jacob would say if he were real and saw that he reached 1000 confessions *ahem ahem*
October 31, 2016
Here ;D
And drummers are wonderful! I’ve always wanted to learn how to play, but coordination is so difficult. So I can only look on in envy (and a bit of lust *coughs*) while watching them play.
~ Signora Paola
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Hey ladies, I drew a shirtless Jacob getting ready for fight club and undressing and I was wondering if I could share it with you lovely ladies. Because I know the ladies and gentlemen that like Jacob would want some more shirtless drawings of him. XD It’s okay if you don’t want to share it tho. I understand. :)
October 24, 2016( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do our patrons say?
I mean, I don’t think I even need to ask the obvious. Yes, we would very much like to see it, my dearest anon! If it’s okay with you and if you have a Tumblr, we would reblog it from your blog or, if you have a DeviantArt (or any offsite art page), we would happily link it here! Otherwise, feel free to use our submit box. ♥
We are waiting 😉
~ Signora Paola
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The Claudia tag “Sign me up” is the fucking best tag on this entire blog – all the best confessions *praise*
October 22, 2016Hah! I didn’t even think people would follow that tag, since I use it for… further reference, ahem…
I’m honored that you enjoy what I enjoy, anonimo! I’ll be sure to keep adding more of them on the go for you and anyone interested.
Grazie!
~Claudia
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Hi I tell you something maybe you will not believe but it’s true… It’s been 2 years I fantasy on Julien du Casse… Yes it’s weird but he is so perfect for me but he don’t exist and when I think julian don’t exist I feel so sad… It is serious doctor ?
October 21, 2016Oh, my sweet cinnamon roll, you have asked that question in the worst place possible. For here at @dirtyasscreedsecrets we PRIDE ourselves in fantasising about these desirable characters. That they are fictional is never an obstacle to us; we thrive in the richness of our imaginations. 😉
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Not a confession I just wanted to say this. I’ve never been able to see why people thought Ezio was sexy… not until the most recent Ezio confession. Now I am a believer! Thank all of you for that wonderful confession and editing! <3
October 21, 2016You were referring to this, correct? 😉
It is good that you have seen the light, my friend! Signore Auditore just exudes that unique kind of predatory sensuality when he has that hood up. One can argue that all the Assassins have that appeal – and I definitely agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) – but Ezio’s a league of his own. 😉
~ Signora Paola
Welcome to the Brotherhood, anonimo. ;P
– Ezio
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Hello! I was wondering what keywords you use to Google your porn-ish gifs?
October 20, 2016It is quite varied! We usually just add the words “erotica” and “tumblr” in our keywords. You may also add “for women” because a lot of those GIFs are from hardcore porn of the male-gaze variety. Unless that’s exactly what you want, because you may be treated to a lot of close-ups of, well, merging naughty bits.
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Honestly, I see no problem with the imagines/headcanons. The confessions alone take time and effort to make. Thank you, ladies of DACS, for the extensive time and effort. We love and support this blog!
October 20, 2016Molte grazie for your understanding, my dearest anon! Truth be told we do not want to disappoint anyone, but answering those headcanons have become quite difficult for us. 🙁 But, as mentioned, we will still be holding those ask memes occasionally because there are certain headcanon topics that we actually do want to talk about! So, please just wait for them. A prompt will be posted on a Monday (PST time), so watch out for it. ♥
The current count is at 974! What we have on queue/on our WIP are 21 confessions, so I calculate that in about a week or so he’ll definitely reach 1,000 confessions.
Oh, and @sakura-kagurazaka, we can completely empathise with you! I think I speak for our other patrons here as well. 😉 If I could go with you and be the one supporting you, I would (although realistically I’d probably turn very quiet because all my English would disappear). But you need not worry! It may be intimidating at first, but from all the reports we’ve read – and from our very own Sister Teodora – Signore Amos is very chill to his fans. ^_^
Now, the reason why I’m responding to you with the anon message is I do wonder how Signore Amos would react if he finds out that Jacob has reached that 1K milestone. If he requires an explanation, it’s highly likely that since the Assassin’s Creed game franchise has always introduced new heroes yearly and the only exception is this year because of the upcoming movie, the fans haven’t exactly “moved on” to a shiny new Assassin yet.
OR perhaps the explanation is a lot simpler than that and it’s really because Jacob is just too damned irresistible that people can’t stop fantasising about him. Considering that the bordello was FLOODED with so much confessions about him during the first WEEK of release last year (to my utter chagrin back then; little did I know), this reason may have more weight. 😉
~ Signora Paola
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Everybody wants more of Connor’s huge assets!! To anyone who reads this, what would you ladies do to get some of that American hotdog?
October 19, 2016Buy one of those Shake Weights and “exercise” with it while he’s in front of me
In case he wants a rather vivid demonstration on how vigorous I’d shake that hotdog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Errr, I mean, I hear it’s supposed to make your arms all toned and sexy, so anything to keep his eyes on me, right? 😉
~ Signora Paola