*clears throat*
@thenoahwatts what do you reckon? May we get one confession?
Pretty please?
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Omg I’ve just seen the ask about the ‘package picture’ well I am now deceased 😵 (also, how is it fair that Paul is as damn sexy as Jacob? Hot damn!)
February 3, 2017Truthfully, I am pleased that we’ve got a couple of Jacob confessions inspired by it. Now that is how you inspire sinning. 😏
I’m not sure if you’ve seen the video already, but here it is. That 📦 is a 🎁
~ Signora Paola
@castielsangel-x indeed. I do like that Mr. Starrick has been getting attention lately. 😎
Anonymous, well… Mr. Frye has over 1,100+ confessions to his name (the next one is Connor at 740+), a fact that Jacob would likely never shut up about
~ Signora Paola
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just taking a moment to send positivity to this blog. I know it is a place of sin and our dirty secrets, but I just– i love how the admins are so adorable and caring. like, when someone submits a confession and there’s something related to depression, how you all advice and this kind of thing. it really makes me happy to see this side of the blog! we really need more people like you, mademoiselles of the bordello. cheers! wish you the best! (⌒▽⌒)
January 31, 2017Aw! We’re so glad that this blog is a safe enough space for all of you precious sinners 乁(⌐■ᴥ■)ㄏ
Messages like this lift our spirits up and we keep being motivated to lead this blog. It means a lot to us to know that our annotations are read by you, our followers.
The DACS has one of the most beautiful AC communities if I may say so. No matter the gender, sexual orientation or over all being – everyone is welcome to stay, confess and linger awhile. ᕦ(♥人♥)ᕥ
Smooches and Kudos to y’all!
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Not gonna lie, I follow this blog for the sole purpose of reading all of these confessions and losing my shit from laughter, buuuuuuut reading them started warping me into a lowkey sinner (oops)
January 31, 2017Why be a lowkey sinner when you can go all the way and join us and be among our exalted sinners?
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As a bisexual male, it’s very uncomfortable when I start to read your confessions and they always mention vaginal parts. It’s weird when it is just a really good post, then out of nowhere it just says ‘pussy’. Why can’t they just have it without saying it? Eh, never mind. I’m just some white guy. I shouldn’t have judgements on women.
January 30, 2017Hello there, sweetheart!
We are happy to know that there are male followers in our little community! ᕙ(ꝊᎲꝊ)ᕗ
Sadly we cannot control the confessions we receive; a great percentage of our followers are female who prefer ♂ x ♀ pairs in their little sins. I can’t promise, but maybe a few will remember your message you sent to us and begin to design their sins in a more neutral way? (づó ³ò)づ
I can also encourage you to send in your own little fantasies you have. Thats one of the best ways to find more confessions that are matching you expectations. (⌣‿‿⌣”)/
Just remember: Behind every confession is a human being! (´• ‿ •`)
-Sister Teodora.
Well, they haven’t revealed themselves, but considering that Paul Amos himself outed us in this tweet to not only the two lead writers of AC, but the official AC twitter account… yes, we are certain that they, at the very least, know this bordello exists. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It makes me wonder if the voice actors themselves mention the blog in random conversations with each other. Or if they go, “HAY have you seen this dirty confession about your character lol check it out.”
As I said before, they could be very well watching us now. Smile and wave, everyone.
~ Signora Paola
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I love this tumblr and the people who make it possible (admins and conffesors) You make my days happier and hotter XDDDDDD
January 29, 2017
Grazie mille! We may be the gatekeepers of this bordello, but without your support that gate would’ve been shut for good long ago. ♥ Oh, and I do hope our sinning has inspired you to confess as well. 😉
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Oh, I will, my dear anon! It’s just that work has been draining my creative reserves at the moment. ( ≧Д≦) (And I’m currently in Final Fantasy XV hell during my downtime whoops)
But I am very grateful for your request! Because now I really need to work harder and faster just like Jacob working you on top of a desk huehuehue
~ Signora Paola
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There is a joke somewhere about having fried potatoes and Jacob but I have no idea what it is. His dick is salty? No, lol.
January 26, 2017
I don’t know about you, but I’d take it to mean that the fried potatoes are a side dish to the main course that is Fryed Jacob. Heck, never mind the potatoes; I don’t need more carbs in my diet anyway. I just need protein, the special kind that only Jacob could provide ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola