Oh, now I really want an artwork of him sitting on a throne with, like, over a thousand “subjects” fawning over him. He’s not wearing anything but a crown maybe, and he has that smug smirk on his face
~ Signora Paola
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What’s with all the sudden rise in these Shay confessions? Not gonna complain a bit though; by all means, I say, keep ’em cumming
February 13, 2017As the one who’s been editing all of these confessions, I’ve asked that question several times. 😉 However, it hasn’t come close to my disbelief and annoyance during the first month of Syndicate when we were literally receiving 10+ confessions about Jacob per day.
That said, I’m pretty sure the rise has something to do with a certain “defense squad” rallying in these parts. Don’t take it from me, though. I’m just an observer. 😎
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
I wanted to thank you lovely people for the edit of my confession on Edward’s dick attack. I submitted it, but you perfected it. I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face. Molto bene! Grazie.
February 12, 2017(The confession is here to any of our patrons who haven’t seen it yet!)
Always a pleasure, amico mio! Your confession was such a joy to work with! Certainly, this blog is full of sin and sexy shenanigans, but we also love it when we receive hilarious one-liner confessions such as yours. It reminds me personally why I love doing edits. ;D
Love,
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Oh, how I wish that Steven Piovesan could read some of the Shay confessions with Shay’s voice. I think that alone would be enough to put a baby in me. XD
February 10, 2017Perhaps someone who is active on Twitter and is following him can nudge him a little towards the right direction (ie., here)? 😉
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
So I’m trying to write my first AC fic and I was wondering if any historians in the fandom know if fragrance/cologne existed in the assassin’s lives? Maybe not in Altair’s days but I was thinking maybe back in Jacob’s day?
February 6, 2017Hello there, sweetheart!
According to my information fragance/cologne/perfume exist since B.C. !
It was actually used by the Ancient Egypts back in ye olde days and was called Kyphi. They used almonds, coriander, myrtle, bergamot and several desert flowers for the scent.
Between the 16th and 17th century scents in several forms were used to cover up unpleasant smell from unfrequent bathing. It was a luxury to obtain perfume and it was extremely expensive.
In the 18th century France, Sicily and Italy were growing aromatic plants to provide the growing perfume industry with raw materials. The use of perfume was exclusively for the rich and not the poor people and surely not for pleasantries. Covering up smells and distracting from visual blemishes were the first and only use for it. In rare occasions perfume bottles surely get stolen by thieves 😉
I hope this information helps you to write your fanfiction!
-Sister Teodora
PS: I am not a historical expert, so please correct me if I am wrong.
Miscellaneous
To all Shay lovers: I love you guys and remember… Shay loves you too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
February 6, 2017You know what would make this message truly epic? If it came from Steven Piovesan himself.
/o/,
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
Heeeeeey. So, I remember a post about the favorite position of the characters when having sex, it was an ask the admins thingy and I’ve been searching for it all day long – but I couldn’t find it. So, I’m asking kindly, can you girls help a fellow sinner and link it for me? I’d be very grateful for this wonderful favor.
February 6, 2017It’s over here 😉 If you want to see more of our replies to your dirty asks check out our Ask the Admins: Dirty Bits tag. 😀
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Omg what is that tv show with paul and the dick pic i need to know for reasons and by that i mean lots of sins. (also it looks quite funny) syndicate modern au springs to mind. jacob sending dick pics and evie’s like ‘jacob no’. jacob yes amiright.
February 5, 2017The name of the TV show is Workin’ Moms 😀
It’s my sincere belief that the only time Jacob would heartily say a big fat NO is when he is dared to play first person horror games, so a definite JACOB YES to sending dick pics. 👌
~ Signora Paola
You know what treats that? MORE JACOB
Although… the side effect is your ovaries possibly reacting
For that, I have no treatment. I’m sorry. 😜
~ Signora Paola
Miscellaneous
This is not a confession but DIOS MIO I THINK I HEARD MY MOTHER MOANING EARLIER. AND THAT SOUND WOKE ME UP 😨
February 4, 2017Somehow this reminds me of all those “Desmond reliving his ancestors’ sexy times; poor Desmond” confessions. Very awkward. 😬
~ Signora Paola