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This isn’t a sin confession, but I do have something to confess. Does any one else check on their confession once it’s been posted to see how many notes it has? I find myself going oh no…when it doesn’t get a lot of notes…but YES when I see a lot of people have reblogged or liked it. It’s just funny to see other sinful people out there like me who liked what I had to say. Like yes, we are all in agreement. Hahaha.

July 15, 2017

I am certain you are not alone, dear anon. 😏 I, for instance, always check if my confessions in the Sinday tag have reached porn star status. After all, I am the Madame of this bordello. If my own confessions do not inspire others to sin, then I do not feel accomplished.

~ Signora Paola

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Hello, I’m the anon who sent the three messages today for Darim. Again, I’m so sorry for the confusion so I’ll try to be more specific. If possible, might I have a CONFESSION for Darim with the prompts listed? If not, then just a basic vanilla confession for Darim is fine. By the way, you guys are amazing. Thanks again for doing these confessions on Tumblr. Your work has sometimes sparked inspiration for some of my Assassin’s Creed oneshots. 😍😘😉

July 14, 2017

Ahh, I see! Well, we can’t write confessions (only edit them), so I hope our patrons would be inspired to heed your request. 😘

~ Signora Paola

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July 13, 2017

To the anon that sent us these messages, I am very confused: Are these confessions or are you requesting us to write a fanfic for you? If it’s the latter, then we cannot do that. If these are confessions, however, then please disregard this message. It’s just that your “may I request for” tone makes it seem like you are asking for a story. ;^^

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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If you don’t have a section for a particular character on Secluded Haystack but they are an Assassin/Templar in the games (e.g. Rebecca) would you accept a story for them? I did read your Secluded Haystack FAQ but couldn’t find a definite answer and wanted to double check. Sorry for being a pain, love the blog ❤❤

July 11, 2017

I’m not sure if our explanation was clear enough, but as stated:

“As for the characters, we will only accept Assassin and Templar characters, either playable or non-playable. Since the world of Assassin’s Creed is huge (and is getting bigger with each passing year), we have decided to limit the entries we can accept to make it more manageable for us.”

It doesn’t matter if the character isn’t in the Haystack main page yet. We will add them as soon as we receive a submission.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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not a confession, I just want to appreciate how pretty Evie is, and what it’s done to my gay ass *cough cough* fight club outfit. on a side note I effing love this blog

July 2, 2017

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Have you already confessed your sins regarding the delectable Miss Frye? I do agree that she is an exquisite work of art whenever she dons her fight club outfit (and beats the absolute shit out of every man that comes her way)

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~ Signora Paola

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The official ac tumblr page liked one of your bayek post😱😱😱

July 2, 2017

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

(Which post is it, though? I can’t seem to find it ;^^)

~ Signora Paola

I mean it’s no secret that not only is this bordello known by a couple of voice actors, but the developers as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola

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Hello. Talking about sources, we were several readers to notice that a story published a couple of days ago (The Mentor’s appreciation) was highly similar to one called Daddy Dearest written by blindgeishateahouse. Not trying to start any drama here but I mention it because of your latest post about sources. It is valid for art pieces but also for texts. Seems it is important to remind people of it. Thank you for reading.

July 1, 2017

Okay, I have read the fanfic you are referring to (here is the fanfic submitted to us for our patrons who would like to read it). You are referring to the scene where the reader/narrator cuts herself while preparing food and Jacob comes by to lick the wound, right?

Let me tell you a little story: I work in the publishing industry. The company I work for has encountered many issues with authors.  I remember one reader calling us to complain that one book we published is similar to another book published by another company. We found out later on that the author who submitted her story to us was inspired by the same book the author from our competitor was also inspired by.

I mention this because while I see your point, I feel like one has to be careful with making assumptions. I find that this article is very informative on the matter.

~ Signora Paola

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Not a confession but sort of a dumb question, but do you guys accept LGBT confessions? Like Haytham/Male!reader, etcetera, etcetera?

June 30, 2017

Yes, we do (you only need to look at our Evie Frye tag to see that most of her confessions involve lesbian relationships). Gay confessions exist, but considering that 90% of our patrons are women they are a bit of a rarity. We always welcome more variety in our confessions, so the more LGBT themed ones, the better. ♥

~ Signora Paola