Now imagine your favourite Assassin/Templar doing things to you with one hand while they’re browsing the blog and reading out loud all of the sins done in their name. 😏
~ Signora Paola
I will send this lovely message to our beautiful patron Axeman 😉 <3
-Sister Teodora
Certainly, do send them in! We usually post a reminder 3 days before but our birthday reminder in the blog when viewed on a web browser gives the notice a week before, so the earlier, the better! ♥
I’m sure our resident (and very loyal) Starrick lover @castielsangel-x is very pleased to read your message… or do I smell a rivalry?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
~ Signora Paola
I mean, Jacob isn’t really known for being a great thinker and analyst so…
And I agree, he’d likely swear a lot and be rather strict! I can see him being so popular among the students because he’s the Cool and Hot Professor. I’m suddenly thinking of possible similarities between his teaching style and Jack/Subject Zero’s from Mass Effect 3. 🤓
~ Signora Paola
We hope you had a great vacation in Portugal, dear anon! But no wi-fi for a week and a half… dio mio! I am not certain I can last that long. The last time I had a vacation with no internet access (not even a mobile phone signal nor proper electricity) was a year ago. It only lasted for two days and while it was a great way to unplug, leave your concerns behind, and go back to nature (so tp speak), two days was more than enough. 😅
I hope you had a great time catching up! ♥
~ Signora Paola
Now you’re making me imagine the Frye Twins as university professors. Any suggestions as to what subjects they would teach? (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
~ Signora Paola
Oh yes, I could do so as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Sister Teodora
From my last count (around 2 months ago), the confession count is as follows:
1. Jacob Frye: 1,434 confessions
2. Connor Kenway: 830 confessions
3. Ezio Auditore: 441 confessions
4. Shay Cormac: 406 confessions
5. Evie Frye: 405 confessions
6. Arno Dorian: 396 confessions
7. Altair Ibn La’Ahad: 320 confessions
8. Edward Kenway: 303 confessions
9. Haytham Kenway: 214 confessions
10. Crawford Starrick: 165 confessions
Since I’m counting these manually (!!!) I’ve only counted the confessions in the recent top 10. ;^^ If you wish to know the confession count of a specific character not mentioned, just reply to this post and I’ll respond to you. 😀
And FYI, there are already Bayek confessions. I just haven’t updated the tags page yet to include AC Origins ;^^
~ Signora Paola