“I dream about having information that Altair wants to have. Then he and Malik fuck me until I tell them what they want.”
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“I can’t help but wonder if Desmond watched/experienced all of Altair’s and Ezio’s sex scenes beyond when they faded to black, and how he felt about that… and how many times he came in his pants watching.”
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“A while back I had this dream about Altaïr. We were laying on a bed of pillows and blankets and he was intensely kissing me. But next thing I knew he was behind me and I swear I could feel his big hard cock rubbing against my entrance. Disappointingly, I woke up. Probably out of shock of his size. Haha!”
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“I think my brains wants both Malik and Altair to fuck me because they are both so sexy, but my heart wants a romantic relationship with Ezio and I’d love the waiting I would need for him to come home from restoring Roma.”
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Altaïr’s deep, dark voice in the first game sends shivers down my spine, especially when he said stuff like, “I’m yours to command, master.”
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‘You can hear a trace of Altaïr’s Syrian accent when he says, “[Souk al-Silaah]”. Damn that turns me on.’
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‘The way that Altaïr psychotically smirks when he slays an enemy just turns me on like no other.’
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This just happened on my dash.
All that’s missing is Connor tho
HE HAS A TINY PEE PEE
Sorry, but I can’t help but reblog this. It’s relevant to this blog, alright?
‘I find the idea of Altaïr fingering me (with the hand that has a missing finger) to be strangely arousing.’