‘Ezio and Altair’s panting when carrying a dead guard though… My oh my, that’s some bean flickin’ material right there~’
“I want to taste Altair’s shish kebab”.
Care to accompany this with some of Ma-leeks?
~Claudia
“When I played Assassin’s Creed for the first time, I had a huge crush on Altair.. I once had this fantasy of him making passionate love to me after escaping some soldiers in one of the rooftop gardens in Damascus, which is just big enough for us both to lie down and merge naughty bits.. *sinful grin*”
(And yes, this Vex/Lost Girl reference was fully intended). If you guys like the idea I could try and write a Haystack story about it, because I think Altair still deserves more love 🙂
There you go, anon, a Vex gif! And yes, we would love if you wrote a drabble for our dear Altair! He needs all the love he can get.
~Claudia
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‘I have this headcanon where the Assassin men are incubi, literal vampiric gods of sex and lust waging war against virginity and panties and celibacy in general. Ezio is their general, Jacob the marshal, Edward the captain. Shay is the spy, Altaïr the “novice,” and Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton is the heavy artillery.’
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I had a lot of fun making these, so much thanks to @ellestrix for this wonderful headcanon. 8D
~ Signora Paola
“I want to get double teamed by Altaïr and Jacob, one fucking me and one fucking my face in a sweaty, punishing fashion. When they feel me orgasm they pull out and cum all over my arched body, with my mouth probably open from moaning”.
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‘I imagine that, when Altaïr is actually the one getting fucked, he’s the toppiest bottom to ever ride a dick. I really want that.’
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“I want a four-way with Altaïr, Maria, and Malik. I want mouths, hands, skin, and moans, and falling asleep in a cuddle-pile after”.
“Today is my birthday and all I want is for Altaïr to smother cake all over my breasts while fucking me so hard, my moans can be heard throughout the bureau. Maybe Malik can even join in this sinful birthday party ;)”
Buon compleanno to the anon that sent this confession! I know it’s a tad late, but I hope you had fun in your special day nonetheless.
~Claudia
‘Giving Altair a blow job, resulting in him splattering my face with his cum, then having him spread it around with a hot make out session.’
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‘I had this dream about fucking Altair then doing a pole dance while covered in his cum. While watching me he jacks off and splatters me some more.’