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Our time has come.

July 22, 2020
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Dear brothers and sisters of the Brotherhood,

It has been over 1 week since I’ve sent my appeal to Tumblergo about being able to have Rosa in Fiore appear in the Tumblr search engine again. I have not received anything back, and I doubt I will anytime soon if others who’ve had their blogs censored are also experiencing the same thing. I am reading from others that they haven’t heard anything back in months. So I doubt that I will get anything back for my appeal anytime soon. It is a shame, since we believe that we are following the new Tumblr guidelines. We haven’t had any NSFW images in our bordello for the a while now since Tumblr announced their new porn policies back in late 2018.

So, it is with a heavy heart that Paola and I must move @dirtyasscreedsecrets​ to our DreamWidth page. We are trying to figure out the best way to do this. We will have all confessions, before and after the Great (Porn) Purge, available at our DreamWidth page. We will have things like the ‘Ask the Admins’ questions and Dirty Polls available at the Secluded Haystack. And of course, all dirty reader-insert fics will be available at the Secluded Haystack.

We will fix our site navigation to have it link to our DreamWidth page instead. We also encourage everyone from now on to send any questions, comments, and confessions to our DreamWidth page. That will be our permanent base of operations from now on, and the Tumblr page simply as a mirror. So all confessions from now on will be posted there, and all messages we receive will be answered there. We will continue posting whatever is left in our Tumblr queue until our move is complete. However, we will still be present on Tumblr to answer any messages we receive should you have any trouble with our DreamWidth page.

I am sorry for any convenience you may have encountered while visiting our bordello. We are doing our best to stay here for you and support all of you who have supported us these past 7.5 years.

Brotherhoods may come and pass, but the Creed will never pass away.
We work in the Dark to serve the Light.
WE ARE ASSASSINS.

— Ezio

To add, I am (still) currently archiving all of the confessions submitted to us from 2013-2018 in a separate account. It’s a very long process; I’m doing this manually. There’s no viable Tumblr to Dreamwidth automated import solution, so the best way to go about it is to painstakingly re-post each entry with the correct dates. The reason why I’m not using our main DW community is simply because DW doesn’t have true backdating capabilities. I can specify the dates, but they will appear as recent in our main page. It’ll be very confusing to browse our community, so I decided to just use a separate account to house all of the confessions submitted to us prior to Tumblr’s Great Porn Purge.

As Ezio stated, we will be using our Secluded Haystack domain to archive our most popular posts, such us the dirty polls and our Ask the Admins posts. It’s to make you, our patrons, be able to easily browse them.

I shall let the queue finish up posting the confessions already lined up before I’ll have all the confessions mirrored here be completely text-only. To be clear: This Tumblr will still be active, but it’ll serve as a mirror site. You will still see confessions, but they will be text-only. Any messages sent to us here will be responded in full in our Dreamwidth Community, with only a simple link posted here to redirect you there. Activities such as new dirty polls and our responses to Ask the Admins prompts will be posted in full in our Dreamwidth Community, with a simple link (again) posted here to redirect you.

To be quite honest with you, I’d rather just leave all together. Not an actual deletion, just let this account be inactive with a simple post saying that we moved. However, we do realise that a lot of you are still using Tumblr and we can’t force you to move to Dreamwidth. So, for the time being, we will keep our presence here.

Molte grazie for your reading! This is not the end of La Rosa in Fiore. We are simply moving on and looking for a better – and friendlier – place to be.

With all my love,
~ Signora Paola

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New followers!?

July 19, 2020

the-watermelon-wolf:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Since I came back to rebuild @dirtyasscreedsecrets​ from the Great (Porn) Purge of 2019, I have seen a loss in followers. But ever since Tumblergo began censoring us, we’ve gained more instead. What a surprise!

We gained 10+ followers since the start of the censorship!

I guess it goes to show that you can’t stop us, Tumblergo~

Thank to all the new recruits! And please, pardon our dust. We are in the midst of rebuilding the Brotherhood if things get worse (we encourage you to check out our DACS Dreamwidth page for the time being). Nonetheless, we appreciate your support during these troubling times.

Vittoria Agli Assassini!

— Ezio

If we come up with code words for our dirty ones then Tumblr can’t censor us. I don’t mean things like pe**s or cucumber= penis. I’m talking like:

Penis= cupcake

Breasts= computer

“I would like to eat one of Ezio’s fresh homemade cupcakes

“Looks like Evie needs some help getting my wifi on her new computer

Yeah this is probably a bad idea…

Well, we do have a page dedicated to that called, “Ezio’s pene penne pasta”. Now, if only Tumblergo would stop censoring it…

*sigh*

It will be almost 1 week since I’ve sent my appeal. If I get nothing after that, then I will do the painful operation of moving all these confessions to the DACS Dreamwidth page.

— Ezio

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Important Note:

July 13, 2020

I sent an appeal to Tumblr Support staff last night about having @dirtyasscreedsecrets​ be searchable again in the tags. I have not yet received a reply from Tumblr staff. They have auto-flagged this blog as ‘explicit’ in the meantime. This is why our blog portrait isn’t showing up anymore, and why the front page is a bit hard to view right now.

Posts and still be liked/reblogged, and you can still send in your confessions for now. It will just be a bit hard to do so. If my appeal gets denied, then I am going to move Dirty Ass Creed Secrets to Dreamwidth for good. Any remaining confessions we have will be queued for now, and then the rest will be moved to our DACS Dreamwidth page.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

~ Ezio

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Homecoming & Acknowledgements.

July 7, 2020
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Ciao a tutti! It is I, @haythamsenpai​, founder of this blog. I have returned at last! I have much to say about rebuilding this lovely Brotherhood (full of dirty secrets) of ours. But before I do, let me take this time to first say some acknowledgements.

Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets (or ‘DACS’ for short) started over 7 years ago with just me (as the original ‘Signora Paola’). I did not expect this tiny little brothel to become the madhouse it is today, so I’ve enlisted help along the way. Although they are no longer active mods, they deserve special mention for their contributions to the Brotherhood–

@bis-cvit​ a.k.a. ‘Sister Teodora’, our ‘Keeper of the 1st Hour’. She has been with me since the very beginning of this blog. She helped the DACS Brotherhood through the best and worst times. Thank you for being a wonderful friend.

And to the rest of the moderation team who have helped me throughout the peak 2015/2016 madness of DACS (the ‘Era of the Fryes’)…all its Sinful Sundays, the Food Porn Fridays, the trashy erotica, all the crazy fun and whatnot:

@megustasermala​, @alafairftw​, @pharaoh-doll​, and @hypatiathelibrarian​,

Thank for your help with the fan writings, for helping out with the confessions, for helping me deal with the drama, for being here during the good, bad, and ugly of it all. Thank you for being great friends. I miss you all and appreciate so much everything you’ve done for DACS.

And last but not least, @jiruchan​, a.k.a. ‘Signora Paola’, who has done an amazing job taking are of this blog throughout the years, all through the best and the worst. Without her, there wouldn’t be any Secluded Haystack. Without her, this blog would’ve been no more. Thank you for being and awesome friend and great contributor to DACS!

There are many more who have helped throughout the years that are no longer active, but I thank them nonetheless. DACS won’t be what it is today without every one of you.

And of course, our lovely, thirsty followers of this bordello: thank you to all who have contributed to the crazy yet fun times of our 2015/2016 peak activity. Thank you for those who have been around since the beginning and continue to stick around. Thank you for those who are new, for your enthusiasm and love for our community. Thank you to each and every one of you for your continued support. May the Father of Thirst Guide You. And remember: Nothing is True; Every Dirty Little Secret is Permitted.

Con affetto,

~ Ezio