‘I can’t get the idea out of my head that Desmond, Shaun, and Rebecca had a threesome at least once before Desmond sacrificed himself. I mean come on, you’re facing the end of the world with the two people you’ve been through hell with, and you all are probably attracted to each other to boot? The second William left for errands or a mission, the trio were all over each other. And maybe I’m a sap, but I’d like to think Desmond got a moment (or a few moments) of bliss before he saved the world.‘
‘To the anon who wrote the last confession of lady Eivor and Alexios threesome, thank you mate. Now I’m horny and wanting to do it, but with Jacob and Connor 🥵’
Confession [@vickapinto]
‘I want to get in on a couples’ night with Ezio and Sofia. Where they take me home and we spend the night deep in pleasure. Ezio showing me how to use my mouth on Sofia to make her squeal for me; then taking turns with Sofia going down on him; and at some point I’m caught in the middle at their mercy, melting into submission for their pleasure only. As long as the night ends with the lingering taste of sex in my tongue, I would be more than satisfied.‘
‘I’m so horny that I imagine having wild sex with female!Eivor and Alexios, and both of us girls ending with a crazy creampie.”
‘Since it’s my birthday coming up (August 27th) I wanted to celebrate the bordello for welcoming my sins since 2019. I have a special request: since it’s going to be our boy Arno’s birthday as well, I want a session with him and Dragonslayer Ornstein from Dark Souls. I’d just love it for these two to fuck me until I can’t wait.‘
Confession [@ElleBastille]
Siamo molto dispiaciuti for the delay of this posting, dearest. We hope you had very fun festivities during your birthday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘I really want to have a threesome with Basim Ibn Ishaq and Duncan from Dragon Age: Origins! Two super hot older guys who are probably into a little knife-play….👀 sign me up!‘
As much as I love the historic Assassins, I’ve always had a soft spot for Rebecca and Shaun. And by “soft spot” I mean “have fantasized about having amazing sex with them, either together or individually.”
You know Rebecca would be amazing with her hands, and her sex toy collection would be out of this world. And Shaun would definitely know how to use his mouth (and tongue) for things other than snarking, and would need no convincing to show me.
There wouldn’t be much work getting done when I visit the safe house, that’s for sure. 😉
‘If Kassandra and Female!Eivor would be porn actresses, I bet that my favourite scene between them would be scissoring with Jacob‘s cock in the middle.‘
‘I want to ride Connor‘s huge cock and face while sucking Evie‘s sweet pussy.‘
‘I really, REALLY want to be in a loving but highly sexual threesome with Aya and Bayek. Since they travel a lot I’m the one who’s always left at home. But I am always ready for them. It’s always Bayek who comes home first and sometimes we can’t wait for Aya to arrive before we have a very passionate and loud sex. Aya doesn’t mind though. She actually “caught” us several times and was content to simply watch us. She really likes it when she gives out the orders.‘