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April 2, 2017
  • Fic title: Playing Games With the Enemy
  • Date Published: 3/31/2017
  • Genre: Romance
  • Rating: Explicit
  • Fandom: Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
  • Pairings: Jacob Frye x Maxwell Roth x Crawford Starrick
  • Point-of-view: Jacob Frye’s
  • Alternate Universe: No
  • Beta reader: 
  • Spoilers: none
  • Warnings: none
  • Kinks: BDSM
  • Story summary: Maxwell Roth and Crawford Starrick have a little fun with Jacob, bound and blindfolded for their convenience.
  • Author’s notes: Inspired by this beautiful confession!

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Molte grazie for sharing your fanfic! We are certain the one who made the confession (@threrorian) would be very pleased! ♥

Miscellaneous

So I’m trying to write my first AC fic and I was wondering if any historians in the fandom know if fragrance/cologne existed in the assassin’s lives? Maybe not in Altair’s days but I was thinking maybe back in Jacob’s day?

February 6, 2017

Hello there, sweetheart!

According to my information fragance/cologne/perfume exist since B.C. !
It was actually used by the Ancient Egypts back in ye olde days and was called Kyphi. They used almonds, coriander, myrtle, bergamot and several desert flowers for the scent.

Between the 16th and 17th century scents in several forms were used to cover up unpleasant smell from unfrequent bathing. It was a luxury to obtain perfume and it was extremely expensive.

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In the 18th century France, Sicily and Italy were growing aromatic plants to provide the growing perfume industry with raw materials. The use of perfume was exclusively for the rich and not the poor people and surely not for pleasantries. Covering up smells and distracting from visual blemishes were the first and only use for it. In rare occasions perfume bottles surely get stolen by thieves 😉

I hope this information helps you to write your fanfiction!

-Sister Teodora

PS: I am not a historical expert, so please correct me if I am wrong.

Confessions, Paola's Choice

September 29, 2013

‘The most vivid and erotic dream of my entire life (thus far) involved Connor and me in a modern-day setting: luxurious bedroom with four-poster bed and silk sheets. 

Connor was already undressed and kneeling before me on the bed; I returned the favor. I slowly unhooked the front of my corset, Connor watching me the whole time but not touching me – yet. As I turned over and laid on my stomach in order to unlace my corset, Connor gently kissed and nipped my buttocks, lowering himself down to give my vulva a tantalizing lick. I laid on my back and pulled Connor on top of me, reaching to smear his pre-cum on my fingers. Connor pulled me into a kiss once I had sucked my fingers so that we could taste each other.

I happily complied when Connor politely asked for me to go on top first! I rode him so hard that I had to pause to squirt (I can achieve female ejaculation in real life too!). Connor’s facial expression was a mixture of lust, wonder, and complete surprise! After the first emission, Connor pulled me closer to him and whispered, “H-How did you do that?” I merely smirked and continued to ride him until I squirted for a second time.

When I had been carefully flipped over by Connor, he requested that I teach him how to make me squirt (hint: shallower thrusts so that the tip of the penis hits the G-spot). By this time, we were both covered in sweat and my juices. Connor had no trouble following my directions, and this time my juices went all over him, me, AND the bed! I told Connor that I wanted him to climax, seeing as I had done so more than once – he gazed into my eyes, laced his fingers through mine and pinned me down …

I woke up with a smile on my face, and now I’m eagerly awaiting the sequel dream.’

Confessions

August 16, 2013

‘Connor was at the lake bathing and I stumbled across his Assassins robes robes while I was hunting sneakily I swapped my own for them. I left a note saying ‘You love who took’ and ran into the forest leaving a trail for him to follow when he got back. Connor knew immediatly I had taken his robes and wrapped a towel around his hips and ran through the trees following the trail I’d left. When he found me he jumped down from the tree and gave me a sexy ‘Nice Try’ look, he then asked in a seductive tone “Can I have my robes back?” I grinned and looked at the towel covering MY prize, left untouched for many years. Connor came closer and put his hands on my hips and kissed me. I cheekily nibbled his lip and grinded on his pelvis, as his eyes started to glow with hunger, he couldn’t bare it any longer. He undid the buttons on his robes and slid them off my shoulders as I threw the towel away. He started kissing me hard and passionately while awkwardly fumbling his hands along my curves, you could tell he was still a virgin. So I pushed Connor to the floor where we had passionate sex till he got crazy with lust and began pounding me like the animal he should be. Screams of pleasure erupted from me as I saw Connor grinning at the sounds I made under his touch, at sundown we were exhausted. He kissed any bruises he’d dealt to me and eventually managed to mutter at me in his sexy velvet voice “Now do I get my robes back?” and I nodded before curling up into his big strong arms and falling asleep to him softly saying things about me in his native tongue.’

Best Dream EVER!!!!