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New followers!?

July 16, 2020

Since I came back to rebuild @dirtyasscreedsecrets​ from the Great (Porn) Purge of 2019, I have seen a loss in followers. But ever since Tumblergo began censoring us, we’ve gained more instead. What a surprise!

We gained 10+ followers since the start of the censorship!

I guess it goes to show that you can’t stop us, Tumblergo~

Thank to all the new recruits! And please, pardon our dust. We are in the midst of rebuilding the Brotherhood if things get worse (we encourage you to check out our DACS Dreamwidth page for the time being). Nonetheless, we appreciate your support during these troubling times.

Vittoria Agli Assassini!

— Ezio

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April 10, 2018

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

When the Assassins are trying to be incognito and are failing spectacularly

Confessions

Okay but Ezio looks so freaking good when wearing the carnival mask… just ugh… he could do everything to me wearing that mask!

March 12, 2016

Indeed I do.

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[mod note: now is a good time for me to shamelessly plug myself and bring back an old-school confession I made, back then when it was just me running this blog: https://dirtyasscreedsecrets.secluded-haystack.com/2013/04/18/post-cut-for-brevity-original-text-is-below-i/]

~ Ezio

Miscellaneous

If 1880 Jacob Frye is married in Jack the reaper DLC , he’s wife is probably the happiest woman in the world , i mean who wouldn’t with a sexy beast like him

March 2, 2016

Who wouldn’t, indeed?

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He is very dapper and handsome, isn’t he.

~ Signora Paola (who made that gif for all the 40-year-old Jacob… connoisseurs of this blog)

Dirty Reblogs

July 25, 2013

Well then.