‘You cannot tell me, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Shaun Hastings doesn’t have a kinky side. The man’s cocky and knows he’s smart too. Yea sure, maybe it’s been a while since he got some, saving the world and all… But I’m p sure I could get him to let me warm his cock under the table as he works on the codex entries. Sir your voice does things to me, let me hold your dick in my mouth as you speak. Please.’
‘When I saw my brother first playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey as Alexios, I began having a crush on him. I mean COME ON, not only is he a big soft at times here and there but DAMN I would love to have him dominate me and have his way with me. I don’t care if he is fictional just DAMN IT UBISOFT WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME FALL FOR GUYS LIKE HIM.’
‘I don’t know what it is but I find Layla‘s design in Valhalla really sexy. She’s so ragged and world weary. Probably also pretty sex starved.’
‘Hello, a few days ago it was my birthday so for Christmas I would love a double prize: First I would like 20-year-old Jacob to come to me and talking dirty to make me his in the most frantic way possible, to bite my skin and he penetrates my ass with his giant cock until my anus burns. After that moment of passion and sleeping next to him feeling his strong muscles, I would like to go where 40-year-old Jacob who conquers me with his seductive voice and I feel his hands and mouth enjoying my skin looking for my point weak. After that moment of love and caressing her rough back, 20-year-old Jacob would come and the two of them would give me the greatest pleasure of my life:40-year-old Jacob underneath slowly penetrating my pussy, stroking my thighs and buttocks and kissing my lips with his tongue while Jacob 20 years old on top of me wildly penetrating my ass and fingering my breasts while kissing and licking my back. I can already imagine the super orgasm that both would give me, so strong and pleasant that I would not walk in days, but I would be happy.’
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Wishing you a belated but very happy birthday anon! 🥳We hope you enjoy your double present. ~Sister Teodora
‘My midterm exams lasted until this week but I’m done too. And all I want for Christmas is to have a passionate night with Shaun and Shay. I want them to sweep the tension of the week from my body at the foot of the Christmas tree with their kisses and touches. With a Christmas hat on their groin, be crazy for me to take off.’
‘I’ve never really been into pirates, or English men but since playing AC IV Benjamin Hornigold and his open shirt can plunder MY cove any day ;)’
Confession [@ellebastille]
‘All I want for Christmas is very rough, very sweaty sex with Evie. That’d be a hell of a Christmas present. Can only imagine the things I’d like to do to her.’
Confession [@stealing25]
‘All I want for Christmas is Alexios under my tree, naked and oiled up for me with a golden bow. His olive skin would glisten against the soft yellow lights of the tree and his smirk would be ever so suggestive. I know well I won’t be able to stop playing with my gift after the 25th when the sex is just too addictive. I would want to listen to his deep voice everyday when he speaks to me in English and then have it slip into Greek at night when we make love.’
Confession [@x-klamstrakur]
‘I know that the Vikings don’t celebrate Christmas, but if I had to spend a party night at best I would like to do it with Sigurd and Basim. Me and the three of them in a large bed near a lit fireplace, to spend a dazzling night of passion, between kisses and unbridled sex. Thanks Santa! ‘
‘All I want for Christmas is Evie and Elise on my bed, completely naked, ready for me to take out all the stress of this year on their perfect bodies, by giving them some very rough and very sweaty sex. And then it would end with me giving them both a glorious double facial before sitting back and watching them lick each other clean.
God, what a Christmas present that would be.’
Confession [@stealing25]
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I think it’s safe to say we all want to find some assassin’s (or templar’s) waiting for us in our beds. ~Sister Teodora