‘Hopefully you know what I’m talking about… if not, research it! I’m reality shifting to Valhalla to meet and see what I call the “golden retriever boys” (Hytham, Ceolbert, Oswald, etc.). I can’t wait to go there so bad and actually see them! lol’
‘For my birthday (April 14th), I’d like to have Li E all to myself. We’ll indulge in an intense lip-lock, anticipating our growing desire for one another until we can no longer hold back and go wild between the sheets. Our night of passion will last until the crack of dawn where we’ll eventually collapse in each other’s warm embrace.’
confession [@mystery-man-draws]
Wishing you a very happy birthday from all of us here at the bordello! 🎉
‘Ezio pouring small streams of wine on any part of my body and licking it off, pours wine over my breasts, cascading towards his mouth placed under my nipple and by the end, pours the rest in my bellybutton and sucks it off. (Is it hot in here? 
)’
‘A hot night threesome with both Connor and Edward is a sure guarantee of ending up on a wheelchair for 3 days. Worth it!”
‘I have been pondering about Federico Auditore a lot lately. I always imagine him as a sweet guy, but as of late all I could truly think about is how passionate he would be in his kisses, those blessed lips brushing against all the right spots.
I know that he would be an absolute tease, starting just beneath the jaw, torturing my neck with small bites, teasing my breasts mercilessly.
But he wouldn’t stop there, oh no.
His eyes—those teasingly beautiful brown eyes—are set on his true goal: the set of lips hidden between my thighs. He continues to descend, ever so slowly, nipping at my skin each time I let out a moan of frustration. When he finally reaches for my folds, he does nothing more than giving me small pecks, frustrating me even more. I try to run my fingers through his hair to guide him toward me, but he would grab my wrist, and softly says: “Not yet, amore mio. Only when I decide to,”
And the moment he decides to, he truly goes down on me, his lips and tongue finally giving me the attention I desperately wanted, while his fingers find their way inside me.
At first he is still deliberately slow and tender, gently slapping my thigh each time I try to move my hips to accompany his mouth. But when he picks up the pace, he does so until he brings me over the edge, and I am left trembling and breathless and asking for even more.
And he would happily comply. Again. And again and again.’
confession [@nemo-my-name-forevermore]
‘While he isn’t as well known as the others yet, Li E has greatly appealed to me since I began reading Assassin’s Creed: Dynasty. What I would do to just be able to leave a happy trail on his smooth skin and maybe add frotting to the mix?’
‘I want to bathe myself with Ezio‘s and Arno‘s cum.’
‘An orgy with Marquis de Sade, Jacob Frye, Alkibiades and Ivarr the Boneless is what I’M CRAVING right now.’
I’m learning Italian in college and I have such a vivid daydream of me entering in a classroom of Italian 101. The teacher is absent but there is a substitute teacher coming over named Prof. Ezio Auditore. When he enters the classroom, my heart somersaults like a maniac the moment I see him. During the class I could barely write, and I can see that he was making some small glimpse on me and whenever he does, I look away to hide my blush. For over two weeks as a sub, my mind derails with passion and desire to get even close to him.
One day, during a test, I stood up to give my paper to him; he was writing down something and when he rises his head, sees me, and drops his pen, we just locked eyes for like seconds. “My paper, professore” I said. “Grazie.” He responds. Later at the library, to pick up more books on learning Italian, I see Ezio. The whole library was empty, and the librarian was miles away from us and listening to music on his headphones. I suddenly became a stone right in front of him. He stood up from the table and closed the book, looking at me. “You did good at the test.” He said with a heavy accent, “but we can do better.”
“Oh, how?” I asked.
What came next was intense: a table was behind me and I sat there while Ezio places his hands on each side of the table, I was trapped; my breathing went crazy. “Learn these words: Più, Forte, and Sì.” I obeyed to anything he said, the unbuttoned my blouse, my jeans, unclasped my bra, and pulled my underwear, I undressed him too. He kissed my lips lightly first, caressed my breast until the kisses went frantic, tongue against tongue, breath against breath, both moaning and breaking our lips to breathe a little. Slowly, he places his fingers in my spot and rub it until I swoon.
The sex was glorious: we went on for an hour going coital and anal, yelling “Più” “Forte” and “Sì” every time he rams me until I come and yelled out “Sì.” When we went oral, he says “Say, ‘Per favore’” “Per favore” I answered while I caressed his long ponytail and took off his ribbon to mute my orgasms because it was gonna be intense and it was. At the end, he kisses me and tells me he was burning for me the moment he entered the class. He says: “I will tutor you from now on, micina.” His days as a sub were almost over, we kept our affair as secretly as we could until I graduated and left my country to go to Italy with him.
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Translations:
Più – More
Forte – Hard
Si – Yes
Per Favore – Please
Micina – (Female) Kitten
‘Assassin’s Creed totally gave me a huge daddy kink. I’d love to call a sexy older man like Shay Cormac or Jacob Frye Daddy while he fucks me and calls me his good girl.’