‘Two nights ago, I dreamed I was at this big cathedral in Jerusalem. apparently, I was an actor and also an Assassin, and the Assassin Brotherhood’s version of Abstergo was a Movie company and we were doing a film. Outside the cathedral was a castle and a Renaissance Faire, and I went to buy myself a pirate coat. The booth’s owner called in a worker to help me, and she had a blue dress and flaming red hair. Through Pantomime, we secretly work out she was Anne Bonny, and I was her pirate lover in our past lives, and jump on each other. I woke up, but then masturbated to the fantasy of Anne Bonney being horny so she came to me for sex. She went down on me, and rode my dick in on a sofa in the Captain’s Cabin while I moaned her name, and sucked on her breasts.’
‘I often fantasize about being the filling in a Brasidas/Kassandra sandwich 🥪😍’
‘I just bought a jar of Nutella and nothing craves me more than spread some of it on Ezio’s glorious penis and lick it off 😜. I’m sure Signore Auditore would’ve love a lick of it from my vertical lips 😏.’
‘I want Brasidas to give me beard burn eating me out, then pound me hard and deep while pinning me down with those thick muscled Spartan arms. He’s got a sexy voice too, I’d imagine his grunts, growls, and groans would sound phenomenal. 🥴’
‘I want to show Eivor just what’s so very fun about vibrators. She deserves a good time 😉’
‘Assassin Shay was all right, but Templar Shay is mega hot. So many layers of clothing just to get to his God-like body. I sooooo want to be pegged by this Irish lad.’
‘Can I just say that Havi and m!Eivor would be to very different kind of lovers? Havi is the King of the Aesir and Asgard, he can do whatever he wants wherever he wants, giving zero shit if someone sees him marking his love as his and his only – maybe it gets him going even more – going a bit rougher and faster. While m!Eivor is more cautious choosing a place for lovemaking and he would tend to be more adapting to the needs of his partner.’
‘Ubisoft had a way to torture my life, as if they knew I have a kink for men with long hair and seeing that most of the assassins have ponytails. God! Imagine holding those ponytails while they go down on me. 😳’
‘I want to eat Shay‘s ass like a plate of mashed potatoes. Or suck Jacob‘s Jumbo Fry.’
‘I imagine m!Eivor as a switch. He can easily take the lead and ravish you just as he pleases, laying you on a table or pin you to a wall but as soon as you try to be the dominant he will lay down and let you do whatever you want with him. He loves when you ride him like there’s no tomorrow, gripping hard at your hip, moaning your name.’