‘Modern!Edward in a suit would look so good. Like damn, take me to a fancy restaurant and then fuck me senseless after’
‘Can either Ezio, Arno, Shay, or all three at the same time “Leap of faith” naked into my bed to fuck my brains out right in this moment? I need it now!’
‘I wanna suck Kassandra’s strap so badly while she holds my hair firmly. Once she’s taken everything she wants from my mouth, I want her to fuck me from behind. She would sound and feel so good, grunting as she gripped my hips firmly.’
‘July 8th is my birthday! And I want nothing more than to have Ezio to wine me, dine me, and 69 me. No need for a sweet cake, this beefcake of a man will do 🤤’
Benissimo, dearest confessor! Signor Ezio would definitely be very willing to please you on your very special day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Wish Arno can come into my room right now and destroy my thighs with his and thank him for it.’
‘I wailed throughout the captain’s quarters, my melodies like a siren song to my man’s ears. His body and mine laid upon a majestic bed, all hot and sweaty in the heat of passion. We embraced each other, our legs tangling between the messy sheets. I grazed the Mohawk warrior’s chiseled abs before I scrambled on top of him. I straddled his waist while my palms roamed his sculpted torso. I then placed my lips to his ear.
“You are a fast learner, Connor.”’
Confession [@haythamsenpai]
‘Imagining myself with Shay only ever does so much for me… Now, imagining myself as Arno doing things with Shay? That turns me on WAY more.’
‘If any of the Assassins or Templars want public sex, they will have it gladly like: “Yeah! I’m getting banged by this hot Assassin or Templar. Watch us and enjoy the show. I certainly am!”‘
‘I tried to not think about it but I can’t fight the thought of how pleasure filled a late night with Arno would. Oh the thought of getting to ride his cock sensually and have him slow kiss me and my neck, all the while talking dirty in French. Oh why does he torture me this way?’
Confession [@mira-winterlight]
‘Every time I listen to Fever Ray’s song “The Wolf,” I think of an orgy with every character in AC Vahalla. And I’m throwing into the bunch as well.’











