‘I know Ezio is not rewarded with the best ass (why Ubisoft, why?!), but with some old spanking I could swell those babies up! And eat those buns too!’
‘Wish Ubisoft can give us a videogame in which we can have sex with any Assassin or Templar you choose. Pick any position you want, any place you want, invite another player for a threesome or have another Assassin or Templar of your choosing.’
‘I would like Altaïr, Bayek, and Eivor to positively wreck me. I wouldn’t be able to walk when they were done, and I am completely okay with that because you know those boys are perfect when it comes to aftercare.’
Confession [@behbydrahgun]
‘I was just watching the movie “365 days” and when I watched the famous yacht scene, my brain went immediately to Shay Cormac doing me like that on the Morrigan. Yeeesss! Even the crew would get more seasick because of our sex moves 😏’
‘I want to wake up the whole town of Monteriggioni with my orgasms while I’m getting my guts rearranged by Ezio on a roof at the Palazzo Auditore.’
‘I have been burning up with baby fever these past few weeks. Someone just give me a feral Eivor to fuck me until I can’t walk, fill me with his seed, and keep me plugged with his thick cock every night until I’m pregnant.’
Confession [@behbydrahgun]
‘I want Arno to fuck me in a secluded place in Paris.
I want him to enter me strongly, making me forget my name and making me think only about him and his big cock.
I want his beautiful lips to kiss me, not letting me scream too loudly with pleasure, so that no one can find us.
And I don’t care that my back will be scratched against the wall against which he leaned me. I don’t care that my thighs will be bruised by his hands, and my whole neck will be red from his hot kisses.
Arno, please…’
‘I want to take a trip to Paris with Shay & Haytham’
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I’m sure the three of you could find many things to do together in the city of love. 😏 -Sister Teodora
‘Just give me both Shay Cormac (as Templar) and Ezio Auditore (Brotherhood) in Bayek’s bath towel outfit and I can guarantee you that the sex is going to be wild and epic.’
‘Jeez! I so want to cannonball my ass to sit over Ezio’s face!’