‘I want to eat Male Eivor‘s dick like a damn popsicle.’
‘I want to ride Shay and call him daddy. Both his dick and his face. AND suck his tiddies too… When I saw that scene where he was injured and he’s half naked I can’t help but fantasize right away 😫’
Confession [@juliantruffle]
‘I wonder who gives better oral – Kassandra or Alexios?’
‘I want Ezio to dick me sooo damn hard, one massive thrust will fly me up into space.’
‘I feel like Bayek would give one of the most amazing sex ever. Soft and gentle lovemaking that would last all night but he could also give one of the roughest and filthiest fucks ever you’d scream your throat raw. He would definitely last a long time, too. Oh, you already came five times? He’s just getting started.’
‘I’m in my twenties now and I haven’t fallen for a fictional character like Eivor since I was a teen. I love rough looking men with beards and tattoos and his voice is like coffee in the morning. I can only imagine what it feels like when he whispers sweet nothings into my ear. I just want him to pound me like I‘ve never been pounded before and I feel like he would know exactly what to do, having his rough hands all over my body and his beard scratching my thighs when he eats me out. He could do whatever he wants with me and he‘d be the type to be all sweet and loving afterwards. But please just choke me, pull my hair, tie me up, just dominate me king 🥵’
‘Whenever I see the sex scene between Ezio and Caterina, I blurred Caterina’s face in my mind and replace it with my face.’
‘I so want a sugar daddy and if it looks like Shay Cormac in Versailles, it is more than better, it is perfect. I’ll be his sugar baby forever.’
‘I’m pretty sure that Arno Dorian, with women, he’s the one who makes them scream and forget their name. But what about with a man? There’s no doubt that everyone knows who’s going to scream even louder than the women. (Love your blog)’
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And Arno loves you too, dearest confessor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Sexy cosplay with me as a Roman Empress while Ezio is wearing that Roman Centurion outfit. Ooofff! Getting my head inside to give him an amazing blowjob because I’ll bet there’s nothing underneath that skirt 😏 naughty boy!’