‘I would love to just have Alexios take me full force right on the battlefield. The way he’d be so turned on by my fighting skills, and vice versa, I’d need him to pull me aside and pound me like we may never see the sun tomorrow. Even after the battle is over, I just want him to take me to a river to wash up and use his tongue to eat me up before filling it with his cock.’
‘I just simply want to fuck Desmond Miles because he is the closest thing I can have to his hottie ancestor Ezio.’
‘F!Eivor does not get enough credit! She’s just so attractive I’d love to be her little wife at home taking care of our house, community and our children all well waiting with a good meal and open legs for my gorgeous Víkingur wife.’
‘Imagine being an Anthropology student from X University and secretly dating your professor, a reputed archaeologist and (your favourite) ex porn actor named Jacob Frye… Jesus, the wild nights of fun that you could have with a guy like that!’
‘I never used to be into men with long hair…Arno Dorian subsequently changed all that. I would love nothing more than to run my fingers through his thick, dark locks to relax him or grab fistfuls of them to tug on during a round of rough lovemaking.’
‘I can’t get enough of this desire to masturbate in front of Ezio that I want him to open his mouth the moment I squirt on his face.’
‘I’d love to see Evie with her hair down. The thought of those auburn locks rolling down to her toned shoulders and bare, supple breasts is enough to get me hard. Then I imagine her gracefully riding my cock, softly panting as beads of sweat run down from her neck, to her midriff to her soft and nubile hips…’
‘I have major kink for women in military uniforms so I would love for Eleanor Mallow (The Redcoat) to ride me/ step on me/ generally dominate me.’
‘Lydia Frye has such a nice voice. It makes me want to imagine all the dirty things she’d whisper to me…’
‘Modern Arno would be the douchiest, boujiest guy, like, close to being a total fuckboy. Still sweet and romantic but he’s young, he’s wealthy, he’s handsome – and he knows it and he’ll act like he does. Wicked Games by The Weeknd type-ish. I’d still get down on my knees for him lol’