Confessions

December 4, 2022

I want to romance Eivor properly, wine & dine with him, make love to him, kiss him tenderly, share his bed every night, and take care of him in every way I can.

(Note to the mod(s): Thank you so, so much for this blog, and for everything you do for the fandom! I love this little pocket you’ve created here, I’ve been here for years and I still come back regularly. I hope life is treating you all kindly!!)

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Grazie mille, dearest confessor! It’s very humbling to know that our old patrons still support the bordello even through its quiet and subdued moments <3

Confessions

November 22, 2022

‘Ezio sits on a comfortable sofa, staring at me while I’m naked. ‘Make me sweat, bad boy,’ I say to him. I come towards him and let him play with my breasts like a pornstar 🤪’

Confessions, Not-So-Dirty Confessions

November 21, 2022

‘Is it me, or does Charlie Hunnam look like Edward AND Eivor??? Everytime I see that sexy man, I immediately think of those two blond hotties 🥵’

Confession [@monrose9]

Confessions

November 3, 2022

‘Writing a Lewd Shanty which is, a mix between a love sonnet and a private bawdy ballad called ‘Bonny Anne.’ Now Kenway has to go pick up the lost pages to keep Anne from being humiliated and the song from gaining popularity and spreading to other islands‘

Confession [@voyagis-infinitum]

Confessions

November 2, 2022

‘I want Ezio or Federico to passionately make love to me in the bed, kitchen, shower or garden. I want the dick inside me to feel better 🤪’

Confessions

November 1, 2022

‘For Jacob and Evie Frye‘s birthday I would invite them to a tour around Paris, finishing in a brothel where they’re expected by Arno and Élise, both dressed only with a ribbon covering his cock and her pussy, ready for an all-night orgy.‘

Confessions

October 31, 2022

‘I imagine having a giant assassin orgy with all of the main characters (Bayek and that one dude with the Italian accent) 🫦🫦🫦’

Confessions

October 30, 2022

‘Had a fantasy where Anne Bonny had mounted me in our place on Nassau while the assassins had a hit on me. Who do they send? Mary Read/ Edward Kenway. What are they supposed to do? Kill me while we’re in bed? That’s one way to clear up a mis-understanding about being a Templar crony.‘

Confession [@voyagis-infinitum]

Confessions

October 26, 2022

‘Rimjob for Jacob Frye, he’ll like it if a bad girl can clean it with her tongue 🍑😋’

Confessions

October 25, 2022

‘I just had the wildest dream the day before yesterday at night. We cuddled each other to sleep after having the softest, most loving sex I could ever imagine on his bed on Morrigan. His right hand softly pressed my head closer to his chest when we cuddle, which sent me to the heavens. Until the moment I’m writing this post I can still remember the light smell of cigarettes and rum on his beautiful skin. I want to pour all my love to my Irish babe and my dying wish is to feel his short beard against my pussy when he eats me out 😳😳😳😳’