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Hello, would you happen to know any porn actors who look a bit Connor-y? I have a craving to for our beloved cinnamon roll in glorious live action techicolor sex action, or at least for someone who comes close to that gorgeous hazel-and-caramel-candy* beauty? (*not meant as racist. Just, my fave candy, duh)

May 14, 2018

I personally have no knowledge, but hopefully some of our patrons do? 😉

~ Signora Paola

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May 14, 2018

imaginensfw:

Imagine your favorite character fucking you right into the mattress. As they bend down to nuzzle into your neck, you can feel their heavy breath against your skin and how their voice is shaking. “P-please let me cum…”

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May 13, 2018

There’s nothing that gets me hornier than seeing older Shay remastered. I
thought he couldn’t get any hotter, but I was so SO wrong.

[X]

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May 12, 2018

‘Bayek has been gone several weeks and Aya does not know for certain if he’s alive. She comes to me for comfort but our emotional embrace arouses a hunger for a more physical pleasure. Before the sun rises Aya has cum several times to my ravenous tongue, and I to her sweet, wet, pulsing pussy.’

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May 11, 2018

‘I kinda ship Connor with Lafayette (from Hamilton). I like to imagine that after the battle of Chesapeake Bay, they celebrated by making passionate love to each other aboard the Aquila…’

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May 10, 2018

‘After all that he has been through, I really want to give Aguilar de Nerha some peace and comfort. I’ll take him into my arms and into my bed, and make slow, sensual, passionate love to him, easing away his troubles and bringing him joy and ecstasy. Locked in each other’s embrace, his lips upon mine, we seek paradise together between the sheets.’

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May 9, 2018

‘I’m still a virgin, but I’d let Shay be my first.’

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May 8, 2018

Do y’all remember the confession about an assassin orgy in a den in
Constantinople? Yeah, would also be reaaaally nice…I’d like to imagine
it with Revelations!Ezio, Altaïr and Jacob. And maybe Sofia would also
like to make out with me while the boys take a break to sit back and
just watch me and her kissing and sucking in each other’s breasts. Great, now I’m horny.
I wish y’all a very nice day! (Especially to
the ladies of our favourite bordello 😉)

[X]

Confessions, Pairings

May 7, 2018

I’m meeting Cleopatra for the first time with Aya and Bayek. I’m nervous, since I’ve had a lot of fantasies about her and I don’t want to embarrass myself. Aya snaps me out of my trance since we have arrived in Cleo’s room. My mouth fell open as we looked at each other. She smirked at me, shooed away her guards and motioned me to come to her. “You’re prettier than I imagined, Aya has told me so much about you,” she said while caressing me. “Aya also told me about your sexual fantasies involving me.” I froze in place and felt my cheeks heat up. “Don’t worry dear, I would like to have you in my bed too,” she said and she started kissing me and undress me. Aya and Bayek watched us for a little while and did the same to each other. We continued on Cleo’s bed. Aya was sucking Bayek’s dick while she was riding my face and Cleo was eating me out. After we switch positions for a while Bayek asks me to ride him.


Hearing him moan and calling out my name made feel so good. Suddenly I feel Cleopatra with (whatever the ancient equivalent is of) a strap-on pushing herself inside my asshole and fucking me from behind. Aya’s hands are rubbing my clit. This is too much for me to handle and I squirt like a fountain and orgasm really loud. I think everyone in Egypt could hear me, too bad for them, this was only round one of many more to *come*. ~🐭