‘When I was replaying AC Unity last night, and I saw the way Napoleon bent over the table like that, all I could think of was how hard Arno would fuck him from behind. I ship those two like Fedex.’
‘For my birthday (October 24th), all I wish is to have sex with Liam during an entire day. I want to feel his mouth ravaging my neck with bites and kisses while he fucks me passionately. I want to wrap my legs around his strong body and to feel his hard and thick cock deep inside me. I want to shout his name each time he brings me to my climax. God this Irishman drives me totally crazy!’
Happy birthday from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore!
Hope your celebration was a magnificent one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“I come so hard thinking about being shared between Altaïr and Alexios,
both of them taking turns pounding me and breeding me. I would happily
be their pretty little wife, always full of their cum…”
Oh, kind ladies of bordello! Let me have a very hot contest with Daniel
Cross about who is better in bed. And just between us, I am hoping to
be the sore loser.
Imagine waking up in the morning before your favourite character does, so you go to make coffee for each other. Right before you get the mugs on the top shelf, on your tip toes you feel a hand go down your pants. You try to say something, but they cover your mouth & whisper into your ear “I don’t think I want coffee today” they say in a low seductive tone. Your knees start to get weak and they carry you back to bed to proceed to passionate but rough sex lasting all day. The next morning you can’t seem to walk or move, but you see them next to you with a cup of coffee, they look at you and say “well you were loud last night” with a devilish smirk on their face.
“I have the biggest lady boner for Kassandra and her buff arms. That
woman could do basically anything to me. Eat me out, finger me, fist me,
whatever. I just want to spend hours naked in her arms.”
“Sisters can I please book a night with Desmond please? I would like him
dressed in a suit, dark blue. Then I’d like him to slowly strip for me
before he allows me to use his body for my pleasure. No doubt I’d work
him into several orgasms while I chased my own, and I’ll gladly pay
extra for the strip tease.”
Well, it’s back and now we’ve decided to hit two birds with one stone! 😈
You, our patrons, can now vote for your own dirty headcanons about an Assassin’s Creed character! Each month, there will be a featured character and we will put up a survey where you will select their own preferences, such as their favorite sex positions, how they do their dirty talk, their favorite kinks, and so much more 😏 The survey will end after a month, but we will constantly remind you so you are always updated!
Let us also take this opportunity to ask you which characters you want us to include. This is our default list:
Desmond
Altair
Ezio
Connor
Aveline
Edward
Arno
Shay
Jacob
Evie
Bayek
Aya
Alexios
Kassandra
As you can see, these are the lead playable characters in the major AC releases. We may add DLC or Sequence-specific characters (like Haytham Kenway, Adewale, Lydia Frye), or the Chronicles characters (Shao Jun, Nikolai Orelov, Arbaaz Mir), but we are uncertain if there would be enough people interested to take their own surveys as well. This also applies to side characters, whether Assassin or Templar. We do not have limits to the number of polls we can make, but it all depends on your response!
So, please reply or reblog this post with the character you want us to include. We will then have a separate poll with all the characters you listed, so everyone can vote and have a voice on which character they want to be part of this. 👌❤️
Molte grazie for your time and support! 🙌😘
Love, ~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore
A clarification: The ones listed above (the 14 lead playable characters) are already part of the survey. What we want is suggestions for other characters not listed among the 14 characters. 😉
