‘It’s that time of year again! Is my birthday (Nov 6) and I’m turning 23. I’m “officially” older than Jacob and I am okay with that. What I want from him on my birthday is just him laying on out bed with a big ribbon hiding my “present.” I would do the same for him on his birthday since ours are so close together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’
Confession [@thepandadrawer]
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to greet you a very happy birthday! May Jacob bless you in your special day~
‘What I wouldn’t give to be the lover of the Wolf of Sparta, Nikolaos, in his prime. Can you imagine that hot hunk of a Spartan coming home after the war and wearing his armor only to take exactly what he missed most while away? Gods, makes my nethers quiver.’
Jun’s birthday (November 7) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.
It’s from here (NSFW image) 😏
Imagine coming home from work and seeing naked Alexios sitting on couch, stroking his hard cock. “Welcome home, agápi mou.”
PS: It means “my love” 🙂
Well, it all depends if our patrons would submit their own delicious fics to the Haystack. 😏
As for the language, we prefer stories to be written in English. While we do accept confessions written in another language (the list of the languages we can translate to English is here), translating a much longer story is another matter since it involves more time on our part. We simply cannot publish a story without an English translation since that is still the language we use here.
~ Signora Paola
And what kind of attention do you wish to give him? Surely you can tell us in more detail~
‘Today is my birthday (Nov 1) and I want so badly to have a gang bang with all the assassins and maybe a templar or two. Looking at Shay and Haytham.’
Confession [@percythebitchwitch]
We apologise for the delay of this posting, my dear! I do not think you are aware of our policies regarding birthday confessions (which is in the FAQ): “Please send us your confession at least 3 days before the birthday. Editing them takes time and working on them really depends on our schedules.” Your confessions are always on a queue, so it really helps us if submitting birthday confessions is done ahead of time. 😢
That said, we hope you had a great birthday!
‘Oh Sisters, I have sinned greatly. I missed Callum’s birthday. So I want to give all myself to him, despite our mass age difference of a decade. I want him to celebrate the fact he’s alive everyday with a beautiful night with him.’
