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January 23, 2019

‘I’ve been feeling down lately, so I thought about Crawford coming back from a Templar meeting & just leaving everything behind to take care of me. He’d make me a bath, adding all kind of oils, strawberries in chocolate & he’d be by my side the whole time. Then he’d go down on me, whispering sweet praises over and over till the only thing I remember is his talented tongue and beautiful voice.’

Confession [@daddywaltzx]

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January 22, 2019

‘This is my first confession so I’m a little nervous, but here goes. Ever since AC: Odyssey came and I saw Alexios for the first time, all I can think about is having both him and Jacob whispering dirty suggestions about what they’d like to do to me in my ears. All while their hands are moving slowly down my body and into my underwear. Gets me excited just thinking about it ;)’

Confession [@iceboundstar]

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January 21, 2019

‘I can’t stop thinking about Connor lately. I would love for him to bite and suck on my neck as he plays with my breasts. I’d love to kiss all over his face and broad chest as I grind my aching pussy against his rock-hard cock. Then, I’d want him to dip his fingers down my underwear and fuck me with his thick fingers. After I come, I’d suck his painfully hard cock. His length is wonderful down my throat and before he can come, he pulls me up and pushes me down on his manhood. The foreplay made us both so horny that we can’t stop the moans escaping us. He curses under his breath and his broken voice has my orgasm washing over me. Right after I scream his name, he’s balls deep inside me as he comes too. Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a night like this with Connor. (And what I wouldn’t give for a talented writer making this into a longer and more detailed fanfic…)’

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January 20, 2019

‘After months of playing with and having swings with other Assassins, it just feels great to be with Ezio again, and that’s when the realisation kicks in; that my heart truly belongs to the Italian Master, and he really can do whatever he wants to me, it’s never gonna change my feelings towards him.’

Confession [@simoneviper]

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January 20, 2019

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

It’s that time of the year again where our hard work has paid off and we’ve actually gone ahead of our confessional list, and now we don’t have any confessions waiting to be heard! We at the bordello desire to do what we do best – and that is to serve your dirtiest secrets. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We are waiting. 😈

Love,
~ Signora Paola

Our confessional box has been feeling a little lonely for the past few days. I assume many of you (like me) are still in the middle of playing Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey? While our no spoilers policy is in effect until January of next year, we always welcome non-spoiler confessions about the new characters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Of course, if you prefer to confess about the old characters, please feel free! You may even do cross over confessions (of that we have many)!

Love always,
~ Signora Paola

Good news: You may now submit to us spoiler-related confessions! So, please head on over to our ask box and confess your sins now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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January 19, 2019

‘Dear sisters of the bordello I have seriously fallen in love with Alexios and Thaletas. However I dont know who to choose! Can I just marry both of them? If that’s not possible I would gladly be their little toyboy, let them tie me up and have their way with me :D’

Confession [@julliboy23]
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January 18, 2019

‘Charles Lee is so underrated. I just want my man to put a collar on me & treat me like a goddamn dog, I’d sit by his chair, taking the food he so graciously gives me and do anything he wants. God I can just imagine him spanking me with a crop, then destroying my cunt till I pass out 👅🤤

Confession [@daddywaltzx]
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January 17, 2019

‘I just want to be bent over a desk by the Grandmaster and let him fuck me seven ways to Sunday. ((Yes, that would be Haytham Kenway))’

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January 15, 2019

‘I have to admit, the thought of being between Desmond and Rafe (from Uncharted) drives me crazy. Just their foul-mouthed attitude is enough to get me going.’

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