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March 5, 2019

‘I wonder if the Shroud can heal your balls so that you can keep coming and coming and coming over and over.’


You should consider asking Signore Frye for more details. He may not be a believer of the supernatural, but perhaps his contact with the Shroud changed his mind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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March 4, 2019

‘Consider: Desmond in a jockstrap getting his ass ate.’

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March 3, 2019

‘I want to cuddle with Alexios on one of the islands with palm trees on a comfy blanket with all of those pillows you see laying around in places in the game. And I want the area to be lit with torches and candles. Then Alexios and I passionately make out and fuck. We switch bottoming for each other.’

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March 2, 2019

‘I want Ezio to wait for me in bed, wrapped up in a red ribbon and nothing more. Thanks.’

Confession [@sofiewithat]
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March 1, 2019

‘I desperately need to be in a threesome with Alexios and Thaletas. I need their dicks and asses to satisfy me.’

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Hello dear ladies of the bordello… I’ve noticed that there aren’t many updates lately and I’m getting worried. Is everything okay? I’m only asking because i love this page and I don’t want anything happening to it. I’d be more than happy if you could answer me. Thank you.

February 28, 2019

My dearest anon,

The short answer is: We haven’t received plenty of confessions. There’s actually two now in the ask box, of which I plan to edit tomorrow. Now, there was a time that I would make a post reminding people to send in their confessions, but fact of the matter is – there is a huge slowdown. I believe Tumblr’s NSFW ban is one culprit. We’re not really getting new followers because our posts are invisible in the search results and anyone with safe browsing on (which is the default, I believe) simply cannot see our blog.

Another factor could be the fact that interest in the AC franchise (at least here on Tumblr) has waned as well. Maybe it is. I’m not particularly well-updated when it comes to the general fandom ;^^

Frankly, I myself do not feel the same, shall we say, risqué passion as I once have for the franchise. ;^^ Heck, I’m not even that inspired to write my own dirty confessions. Maybe our other patrons feel the same way.  There will always be lulls in fandoms, and I think this is just one of them.

I’m still in the middle of playing AC Odyssey (it’s a huuuuuuuge game and it’s proving to be a little too much for a completionist like me) and while I do like Alexios and Kassandra, they haven’t quite… inspired me, you know? I’m hoping that the release of Devil May Cry 5 will kickstart my passion once again. Even though it’s a different game, sometimes inspiration can come from the most unexpected of sources.

Grazie,
~ Signora Paola

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February 22, 2019

‘There’s a song by Juan Karlos called “Buwan,” which is Tagalog for “moon.” It’s a really slow song, and in my opinion it sounds really seductive, especially the chorus (Underneath the white lights in the yellow of the moon, listen to my scream). I’ll admit it’s a song I love to imagine being fucked to, and I always imagine Jacob making me cum as soon as Juan Karlos sings the final chorus.’

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February 19, 2019

‘Tomorrow (February 19th) it’s my Birthday and I’m gonna turn 19. And all I want it’s Connor and Altair, both kissing me gently and filling me with their love at the same time ♡’

Confession [@reirust​]

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Buon compleanno from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore! We hope you’re having a splendid time! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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February 19, 2019

‘I need Altair for Valentines day (hell every day honestly) I just want him to take me in a dark room with candles, maybe some incense. He’d push me against the wall and in a mess of lips and hands, we’d get our clothes off. First round would be there, rough and needy. Next round would be on the bed, a little more gentle and teasing. Only a precursor to a very long night. ;)’

Confession [@altairs-favorite-novice]

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February 15, 2019

‘For Valentine’s Day I want Connor in his wolf furs smirking like his forefathers while I gather the chocolate, and whipped cream for our “picnic” in a lesser known clearing. After he sheds his furs, I pour hot fudge on his stomach and dip the strawberries into it. He keeps groaning, like that’ll convince me to share. Considering the fudge is going everywhere now, I guess I’m just going to have to lick it off.’

Confession [@percythebitchwitch]

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