Novizio benvenuto! You have stumbled upon the dirtiest Assassin’s Creed blog on the entire internet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (probably). Please take the time to read this handy little guide that may answer all of your questions.

General website questions

  1. A page where I can share my dirtiest fantasies about the Assassin’s Creed characters, huh? AWESOME! So, how do I confess my sins?
    You may confess it using our confessional booth here or on our Tumblr page! Also, please read the rules thoroughly so that you’d know whether or not your confession will be accepted.
  2. So what’s the story behind Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets anyway? And who are you guys?
    All of that (and more!) can be found in our ‘About Us’ page.
  3. I run a side blog as well and it’s about Assassin’s Creed/sex/another dirty confessional blog/about something else–can we be allies/affiliates?
    Yes! We are accepting partnership from other factions! However, please keep in mind that we have now become selective on who we will and won’t accept. In order to keep Dirty Assassin’s Creed Secrets from becoming too ‘off topic’, we will only partner if your blog is any of the following:
  • You run an Assassin’s Creed fandom blog of any kind
  • You run a dirty confessional blog for any fandom

If you meet these requirements and want to partner with us, just let us know via private message. After all is said and one, please make sure that you have a link of our page anywhere on your blog! We also require that you make a promotion post, just as we would do the same for you. Thank you!

  1. Hey, I want to talk about the million characters that the AC universe has! / I have something to ask you guys! Do you have the time? Where do I send my message?
    You may use our ask box for more than just sending us your confessions–you may also use it to send us whatever questions you have. Please note that since we get a lot of messages per day, it might take us a while to respond to you.
  1. Has this blog been acknowledged by the Assassin’s Creed cast & crew?
    So far we’ve been noticed by 3 voice actors (click on the names to see what happened):

And if you’re wondering–Yes, we have been compromised! And yes, they have liked/noticed some of the confessions…please check our #Senpai has noticed you tag to see them.

Blog’s tags and special pages questions

  1. What’s Secluded Haystack and how do I reach the site? / How do I submit to the Haystack?
    The Secluded Haystack is the place where we store all of the confessions that were too long to publish. It’s an extension of our little blog where longer confessions are posted in the form of drabbles. In fact, they are less of a confession and more of a reader-insert fan fiction. All information, rules, and how to submit can be found here.
  2. What is the ‘Porn Star Status’ page for?
    It’s a special tag for all confessions that have reached 69+ notes; think of it as our blog’s spotlight!
  3. What are birthday confessions?
    They are special confessions made for characters whose birthday is about to happen. As the name suggests, birthday confessions will be posted on the character’s birthday. That day, most confessions–if not all–will be dedicated to said character. If you want to know which birthday is coming next, just look at the calendar at the top of the blog.
  4. What is the SINday tag?
    SINday is a special tag for when we –your wonderful moderators– take a little break from hearing your sins so that we can partake in the sinning ourselves. Although they’re technically not anonymous, we will not reveal who among us wrote the confession (sometimes we might, if we feel like it at the time…)

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