Do y’all remember the confession about an assassin orgy in a den in
Constantinople? Yeah, would also be reaaaally nice…I’d like to imagine
it with Revelations!Ezio, Altaïr and Jacob. And maybe Sofia would also
like to make out with me while the boys take a break to sit back and
just watch me and her kissing and sucking in each other’s breasts. Great, now I’m horny.
I wish y’all a very nice day! (Especially to
the ladies of our favourite bordello 😉)
[X]
Imagine going to bed with one of your particularly large favorite characters. They’re so gentle and take such care not to hurt you, wanting to please you and yet treating you like a porcelain doll all at the same time. The sex between the two of you is tender and slow. – At least until you get on top, that is.
‘Honestly, how does Arno Dorian make his way incognito around Paris without drawing attention to himself with his smouldering good looks? With those heady dark eyes, those sensual, pouty lips, and that panty-wetting purr of a voice, I find it hard to believe he can remain hidden in plain sight for long. If I were one of Marquis de Sade’s courtesans, I’d make it my mission to bed my employer’s gorgeous associate. And of course, I wouldn’t charge a single sous.’
‘I don’t quite know if our dear Jacob’s got the energy to focus on another person after a long hard night fighting and whatnot, but well… if he can do it, he’s welcome to try and bring us to as much orgasms as he wants. Otherwise I wouldn’t mind giving his tired body a sensual scrub in the shower and a good hard massage with a nice happy end. Would be great to know I’m the one who made his night worthwhile.’
Confession [@chiisuchan]
‘I’ve been obsessed with Rogue Remastered and I forgot how much I want to
make sweet sweet love to Shay under the Aurora Borealis on the
Morrigan.’
[X] | Confessed by:
fortunefavoredthebrave
This blog has gone through quite a few ups and downs (with 2014 being our darkest year), and yet somehow we’ve managed to survive. Granted, there has been a slowdown in the confessions lately and while it saddens me a little, it’s actually a welcome change as I’m currently in the process of adjusting to the newly-married life. 😅(Not to mention adjusting to a life in the United States; it is not yet a permanent move but I’m heading towards that direction)
I admit that I’m a little out of touch when it comes to fandom happenings, although I’m not surprised with the change in the fandom. I have a couple of online friends who have stepped away from the AC fandom – either they’ve moved on to other fandoms or they simply wanted to get away. This blog has been in operation since 2013 and if there’s one thing that’s consistent about it (and fandom in general) is there’s always peaks and valleys. As long as there is an Assassin’s Creed fandom we will always strive to keep the bordello in operation. ❤️
Love,
~ Signora Paola
To the dearest anon who sent us the Bayek/Aya/Cleopatra foursome confession:
We are sadly missing the second half of your confession 😫We have no idea why Tumblr keeps eating messages, but I’ve noticed that it tends to do it more often if messages are sent in succession. Please do send it again (and cross your fingers that Tumblr isn’t hungry).
Love,
~ Signora Paola
The last one we definitely received (and is in the queue), but the Bayek/Cleopatra/Aya one was eaten by Tumblr, I’m afraid 🙁
~ Signora Paola
Which confession are you referring to? 🤔
