‘*cough* To the lovely ladies of the bordello: Can I borrow Revelations!Ezio? I’d like to sit on his face, then kiss him and then go at it in every position we can think of.’
‘Sisters, I would love to book a long weekend with your quiet Connor. I know that he’s a man of few words but I know he can express his needs and desires in other ways. Like the way his callused hands grip my hips, the way his large arms hold me, or the way his lips traverse my skin. His moans and murmurs in his native tongue are enough to set me in fire, but even a long weekend might not be enough to sedate both of our desires.’
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‘Cesare is so hot, not only in the game, but in the tv show as well. Imagine being a rebellious nun in a monastery that Cesare often visits. Having him fuck you in secret so the other nuns don’t find out.’
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‘You know what I’d like? To be heavily pregnant with Jacob’s child, sitting on his lap in a slow ride as he suckles on my breasts. Bonus points for lactation because that is so hot!’
Imagine your favorite character hissing your name through grit teeth while masturbating to lewd thoughts of you.
‘Being the only plus size assasin isn’t easy especially with other female assassins talking about you behind your back but with a man like Connor it’s easier to deal with throughout the day and by night he shows me exactly how much he loves my body with love, tongue, kisses and deep penetration in various positions. My beloved Connor is not only a man of honor but also a man of love and passion.’
Dang nannit Ubisoft! Why did Alexios voice made me wet all over? Just give him to me already without clothes.
Edward Kenway would be a fantastic one night stand. He would leave you immensely satisfied but you would also hope to never ever 👀 him again, cause there’s no way you would be able to look him straight in the eyes again. If you ever meet again, he would eye-fuck the whole time and everyone in the room with eyes will know that there was something between you once.
The things that Arno does to me…I need to sit down.