Imagine your favorite character fucking you so hard on a table that it actually collapses under the two of you and you continue to fuck on the floor.
Alexios is a very attractive man, but I had no dirty thoughts about him at all… until I decided to change the look of his armor, and now I can’t stop fantasizing about him. Now I’m imagining having a threesome with him and Jacob. I imagine that the latter is my long-time boyfriend, and Alexios is someone we both met and decided to share for one night because we were both attracted to him. Jacob would fuck me to demonstrate to Alexios how I like it, but then while the Brit is hovering over me and screwing me senseless, the Greek would feel impatient and roughly take Jacob from behind. Jacob is then driven to frenzy, sandwiched between the two of us, mindless with lust as both his cock and ass are pleasured. Jacob comes first with a shout, unable to handle it all, then Alexios follows soon after. I don’t come, but I don’t even mind – I’m far too transfixed by the expressions of the men in front of me.
When they both collapse on either side of me, I turn to Jacob and gather him in my arms. He’s shaking quite a bit and he’s nearly unconscious, but before I can tease him about it, I feel Alexios grabbing me from behind. “You’re not done yet,” he murmurs. “Are you watching?” He reaches over to give Jacob a light tap on the head. Jacob replies with a snort but he opens his eyes, fixes his intense hazel gaze at us. “Because now you’re going to watch her come undone.” I squeal when I feel his fingers breach my entrance. “Damn, you came a lot, didn’t you, Jacob?” Alexios growls when he feels Jacob’s come inside me.
Jacob bites his lip, one corner lifting up to form that trademark smirk. He gives me a knowing stare. “Just your fingers? Surely you can… ‘rise’ up to the challenge of fucking both of us in one night. Don’t tell me you only have one round in you.”
I can practically see Alexios’ surprised expression. His fingers go still inside me. “Are you sure?”
“Yes,” both Jacob and I reply in unison. “And besides,” Jacob adds, popping a finger inside my mouth that I happily suck with a moan, “I don’t think it’s fair that only I can feel your cum inside me.”
By the night’s end, all three of us are a tangled mess of limbs on our bed with both of their ejaculate trailing down my thighs and, were I to inspect closely, their holes glistening with each other’s come as well. Of course Jacob *had* to sample Alexios’ ass at one point. And now I want to reach for my favourite strap-on and fuck Alexios senseless, too, but that would be for another day.
‘I want my hands tied behind my back and Edward standing right behind me on the bed, holding me down as I grind myself on Edward’s fingers. He fucks me with the two of those long, thick fingers of his and whispers the dirtiest things in my ear, giving me an earth-shattering orgasm as a result.’
Apologies about a second confession in one day. But despite not playing Odyssey yet I want so badly to have a threesome with Alexios and Kassandra. I want Kassandra to make out with me on top and Alexios to eat me out. Eventually he takes one long lick from the bottom of my pussy to the top of his sisters. By the gods I’m horny.
Confession by percythebitchwitch
‘Nikolaï Orelov may look like angry bear, but this Russian bear would give you best sex ever. Just imagine his mustache between your legs and his hairy chest keeping you warm during cold winter night…’
‘My birthday is November 22nd and I turn 23 this year… What I’d like most is for a certain Jacob Frye to come to me and spend a blissful night with me. He takes me out to dinner, then dancing while he whispers teasing words to me. However, once he goes to drop me off at home, he pins me to the door and kisses me roughly. His lips hovering over mine as he whispers, “Mind if I spend the night, my lady?” And then the night lasts until the next morning where we both awake to being covered in love bites, bruises, and our own mess. Jacob then smirks at me as he leans over me and kisses me roughly as he pins my arms down. “We’re not done, lass… I plan on making you scream my name even louder while I pump you full! Maybe I’ll even get you pregnant… Bet you’d love that,” he purrs into my ear before he begins ravishing me all over again.’
Confession [@crazy-redridinghood]
Happy birthday from all of us at La Rosa in Fiore! We hope you’re having a great celebration so far with Jacob’s blessings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It only took several days and hundreds of bannings!
You can read about what is happening here, but be warned, it’s pretty fucking disgusting. With this information coming to light, I don’t really blame Tumblr for nuking their NSFW content. Essentially Tumblr became such a hotbed for illegal pornography that the industry standard bot that is supposed to catch images of that nature couldn’t catch these things. As in, the system used by most places that can host images wasn’t even good enough because Tumblr is a goddamn creep haven.
Yikes. Like……holy fucking yikes. So yeah, I’d nuke it from orbit as well.
However, this doesn’t bode well for NSFW blogs that follow the rules. Tags like “nsfw” “erotica” and so on have been blacklisted. I’m sure a ton of key phrases have been given the same treatment. It may be that blogs that are flagged as NSFW blogs may altogether be blacklisted at this point, and honestly? I don’t blame Tumblr at this point.
So there you have it. Tumblr is a cesspool and they’re trying to clean it up but I don’t know if they’re going to bounce back from this. This is…bad. Like, real bad.
Again, you should follow me everywhere else. I don’t think my blog is going anywhere, but in the big picture, this is probably a massive red flag that Tumblr as a social media platform has its days numbered.
‘I would literally die for Kassandra. I just want her to be happy, but having a Spartan woman go down on me would be amazing too’
Confession [@akarah-sommah]
@musicscore625, Pillowfort has a very different design, so aesthetic-wise, it would probably look very different. I haven’t dug deeply enough in their blog customisation options so it’s possible that it would still look the same, but at the very least the functionality would be the same. The good thing about Pillowfort is not only does it have the like/reblog feature, posts have full discussion options. Whereas in Tumblr where you can only leave a reply and/or use the reblog feature to keep the discussion going, Pillowfort has full threaded discussions.
Another option I’m thinking is WordPress. It already has a Tumblr import plugin and of all the blogging software out there, it’s the most mature and developed. The only problem with it is, since it’s very popular, blogs that run it are usually targets of bots (I know this personally since I maintain two work-related blogs that run it). There’s also the fact that I’d have to host it on my own server which adds to the headache of constantly monitoring CPU loads, etc. We could use a WordPress.com account (they allow free blogs), but I’m not too keen to find out what their content policies are. Even though our bordello isn’t hardcore as other NSFW blogs, it’s still NSFW, so hosting it on our own server and not worrying about being banned can be quite alluring (not to mention we’d have full control on how the blog would look like).
At the moment, it seems that WordPress is the better choice. I want Pillowfort to take off and be The Fandom Place™, but until most fandoms (if not the big ones) switch there, then Tumblr would still remain the status quo IMO. :
~ Signora Paola
THIS IS WARNING, NOT CONFESSION!
I know, this is confession blog, but I HAVE to warn you. There is purge of NSFW Tumblr sites going on! Tumblr app isn’t available on Appstore and Google Play anymore. Many NSFW blogs are escaping on Twitter or other sites. Please, try to backup as many posts as possible. There is a chance if dirtyasscreedsecrets is marked as NSFW, it could be deleted! I don’t want to freak out, but you must be ready for everything. I wish you luck.
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Thank you for the heads-up, @fildyscz! I am doing an export of the blog as I write this. I do understand Tumblr’s decision to strike down on NSFW blogs; it’s been increasingly aggravating to see “Hi guy, I’m here/Want to have fun? Click here” littered in the notes of many popular Tumblr posts, not to mention those NSFW posts that pop up when you do a search on popular search tags that aren’t even NSFW.
But if my experience in LiveJournal has taught me one thing, it’s really to prepare for the worst. I’ve actually been thinking about what the future of this blog will be, in the event that Tumblr dies and fandoms will migrate to another platform (because it will). Pillowfort seems like a promising option (since it was designed to address Tumblr’s weaknesses in mind), but it’s still in its beta stages, so it remains to be seen if most of the people using Tumblr for fandom interaction will move there.
Again, thank you for the heads-up! We really appreciate it ❤️
~ Signora Paola