‘I’ve been trying to cut back on the amount of porn I’m watching, and one of the fantasies I keep coming back to is getting kidnapped by the Templars in Cuba and used for sex. They tie me down on a desk and make me come until I cry, fuck me and call me their Templar slut, make me stand in the stocks for members to use me, etc. Then Edward comes to rescue me, for which I thank him profusely…’
‘I secretly fantasise about catching Jacob after he’s been to the gym, seducing him before he has the chance to shower. I’d love for him to grab my hips and drive into me, sweat trickling down his muscular chest and making his matted chest hair all slick. What I wouldn’t give to scratch his chest, cumming so hard at the sight of his body pink and glistening with sweat. We can always shower after, right? 😈😈😈’
‘This is my first confession so I am a bit nervous :))) but I would thank Ezio and Leonardo for one of the best orgasm I’ve ever had <3’
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I can’t believe yall made me realize Connor is built like a cool ranch dorito 😍😂
April 5, 2019*nods sagely* Look at that shoulder-to-hip ratio y’all
Connor is quite frankly the prototype for Captain America. The superhuman strength, the moral convictions, the desire for justice, the stubbornness… he fits everything to a T. /o/
~ Signora Paola
‘I was a bad girl and missed the deadline for a birthday confession for sweet Connor! I just got promoted at my current job, so I lost the sudden track of time. Connor is more than welcome to spank me now that I am off the clock. My apologies! Maybe instead we both can celebrate each of our special events under the covers ;)’
Confession [@thatbellagaze]
happy birthday.
not a confession but I just had to share this charming picture of our beloved birthday boy with you, dear sisters.
i see paris,
i see france,
i see connor’s underpants.
(again, I’m sorry iťs not a confession but I felt like this is the perfect blog for sharing such a spicy pic. thank you for keeping this place alive<3)
I agree with Haytham. That is indeed a poor choice…. of underwear. Here at La Rosa in Fiore, we prefer it when our Assassins and Templars go commando~
I know it’s pretty much a universal belief in the fandom that Arno has the best-looking ass, but I honestly think Connor is a serious contender. Just look at his entire musculature
That Dorito-shaped body is reminiscent of Captain America himself. I daresay they have the same bubble-looking butt~
(And yes, I deliberately made this all about Connor’s ass because I am disappointed we don’t get to see more from that upskirt shot of his 😤)
~ Signora Paola
That’s a very sweet confession, my dear. Normally, I would reject this because it isn’t in line with theme of our bordello – that is, your confessions have to be naughty in nature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But since it is Connor’s special day, I will make an exception~❤️
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘With Connor’s birthday being tomorrow, I want to give him twice the love he gave me on mine. He’s always moving, so on his day I’ll take him out just to relax and enjoy everything, including going out to our favorite hidden pond for a little bit of skinny dipping~’
Confession [@musicscore625]
‘My birthday is on 1st April and as a celebration I would love to have a gay orgy with all male assassins :-3’
Confession [@fildyscz]
From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to greet you a very happy birthday! May your special day be filled with much celebration and ~fireworks~
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‘One Friday night I went with my roommate to the bar for a drink. It would not be strange, but my roommate was Ezio Auditore himself. He was always funny and I enjoyed listening to his deep voice. I also liked to look into his brown eyes. He was very handsome. He had well-groomed beard and long brown hair tied to ponytail. His body was slim, but muscular. I have to admit that I liked Ezio a lot. Sometimes I masturbated at the idea of wild sex with him.’
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Confession [@fildyscz]