Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and we want you to send us your dirty Valentine-related confessions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And since it’s the day of hearts, the more romantic (and naughty!) it is, the better!
We are waiting! 😏
‘The picture of Jacob fucking me in a dark alley turns me on so fucking much!’
‘Doggy style with Ratonhnhaké:ton… 🤤 mmm fuck me harder, baby. Make that bed creak.’
‘I imagine Deimos!Alexios prowling towards me after a battle, blood still spattered on his face and armor. He tears off my clothes and pins me down, taking me roughly from behind. Cold armor pressing against my skin. Then he flips me over –his rough hand lightly squeezing my throat– as we cum together.’
‘I would love to be a little housewife for Altaïr and Bayek – barefoot, pregnant, and always ready to care for and service them.’
Confession [@behbydrahgun]
‘Ezio would have a corruption kink and ADORE inexperienced girls, I think. He’d love seeing them unravel at his touch and watching them experience so many wonderful things for the first time. I’d love for him to strip me of all innocence and virginity, feeling so small and naïve compared to him. I’d let him have complete control over me, trusting that he knows what’s best for me. I’d follow every instruction and just completely submit to him, letting him mould me to be the best for him.’
‘After many years, I’ve recently re-played AC Syndicate and I’ve realized how much I had missed Older Jacob. From the few things he says and the few scenes he’s in we can tell he’s much more mature and wiser. He surely has matured on a sexual side, too, right? I imagine myself being a young “Unfortunate Woman” and Jacob visiting the brothel I work in and choosing me out of curiosity, then becoming my best patron and fucking me ardently almost every night. Man, what I wouldn’t let this man do to me.’
‘For his birthday, I would be all too happy to let Altaïr use me all night long. With his stamina, I won’t be able to walk the next day.’
Confession [@behbydrahgun]
‘For Altair’s Birthday, my gift to him would be my body. I would let him have his way with me. I would gladly submit myself to his authority. I would do anything for this man. Slow and passionate, or rough and endless amounts of rounds of love making. I would happily take anything. My precious boy deserves to have a good time. My birthday is actually the day after his, so, I am sure that Altair would gladly return the favor. ;)’
Confession [@x-klamstrakur]
Advanced happy birthday! What great timing indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘Since the birthday of the hot Levantine Assassin, Altaïr, is coming, I would like to wait for him in the bureau, sitting by the cushions until I see his shadow form coming from above. Sweaty and tired from his previous mission, he could be relieved by giving him some… meditation, in a different way. From gentle to rough kisses, rocking bodies, hands wandering on each other, kisses on other parts, hips moving in a fast pace and reaching its relish climax… all that… a perfect gift for him.’