you know what’s really frustrating? the rules of how to get posts to appear in the tags are different for literally everyone. some people can only use 4 tags. some people cant post a link to any site that isnt tumblr. some people can only post one image. some people’s work will only show if they’ve hit a certain unspecified amount of notes already on that particular post. some people can only use tags they use frequently. some people have to post, delete and repost four or five times before anything works. some people can only use a combination of these things and there are still variables that i havent listed. its different for everyone and it really shouldnt be which makes it even more important to support content creators by reblogging their work. the website itself may be against us, but you dont have to be. please
or, you know, we could all just move to pillowfort and say good riddance to the dying wreck that has been tumblr since yahoo bought it
‘Connor and Shay are the most compassionate lovers in the colonies. Their empathy show no bounds. I bet you it shows in the bedroom, too. They’ll take their sweet time and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Connor may be a shy about it at first, but after encouraging him, he’ll leave me orgasmic and happy with warm cuddles. Shay, on the other hand, he’s confident, but caring and gentle about it. He’ll constantly shower me with praise and loving tenderness. I have soft spot for sweethearts, OK?’
Since I came back to rebuild @dirtyasscreedsecrets from the Great (Porn) Purge of 2019, I have seen a loss in followers. But ever since Tumblergo began censoring us, we’ve gained more instead. What a surprise!
We gained 10+ followers since the start of the censorship!
I guess it goes to show that you can’t stop us, Tumblergo~
Thank to all the new recruits! And please, pardon our dust. We are in the midst of rebuilding the Brotherhood if things get worse (we encourage you to check out our DACS Dreamwidth page for the time being). Nonetheless, we appreciate your support during these troubling times.
Vittoria Agli Assassini!
— Ezio
If we come up with code words for our dirty ones then Tumblr can’t censor us. I don’t mean things like pe**s or cucumber= penis. I’m talking like:
Penis= cupcake
Breasts= computer
“I would like to eat one of Ezio’s fresh homemade cupcakes”
“Looks like Evie needs some help getting my wifi on her new computer”
Yeah this is probably a bad idea…
Well, we do have a page dedicated to that called, “Ezio’s pene penne pasta”. Now, if only Tumblergo would stop censoring it…
*sigh*
It will be almost 1 week since I’ve sent my appeal. If I get nothing after that, then I will do the painful operation of moving all these confessions to the DACS Dreamwidth page.
Hello ladies. I know Tumblergo won’t like this amazing comic from talented Greeneyedwolfking, so here is a censored version. However, maybe you will enjoy it 🙂 Bayek and Alexios are having some hot 69 action 😋
Plus bonus – smiling Bayek in his towel. I wonder what’s hiding under it 🤤
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(Mi dispiace for linking the comic instead of including it in the photo set @filifuck! Even though it’s a censored version, we just wanted to make sure that we’re not getting into trouble by posting this. 😅)
Molte grazie for sharing these! We like them very much ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) To any of our patrons who wish to see more, check out Greeneyedwolfking at Twitter!
‘I want Hope to trample me all over with her heels and have me lick the dirt off them. She’d demand me to massage and kiss her feet, and I’d gladly say, ‘Yes, Mistress.’’
Altaïr was watching you from his chamber that was across your window in the Masyaf castle. The very delicate fabric of your nightgown embraced your still wet skin, causing the fabric to turn transparent. He couldn’t help but let his eyes roam several times over your silky soft breasts, admiring your stiff nipples. He had to clear his throat several times because of the intense heat he was experiencing. In bed, he was staring at the ceiling and still saw the image of your breasts in front of him.
Ezio auditore da firenze
When Ezio decided to retire to his bedchamber in Monteriggioni he was passing through the corridors when he caught a glimp of the shining golden light that shone through the door that stood ajar. He knew it was inappropriate, but he couldn’t withdraw his curiosity. With prying eyes he curiously watched you combing your hair through the small slit between the door and the doorframe. With a thick gulp he lowered his gaze until they reached your beautiful breasts. He licked his scarred lips and bit them, trying to tame the desire to kiss and suck them.
Connor Kenway/Ratonhnhaké:ton
It was deep in the afternoon and Connor still hadn’t returned yet. Achilles gave up the waiting and went to bed while you refused to sleep until Connor was back. It began raining heavily, making the nightgown cling desperately onto your curves. It did not take a few more minutes before Connor arrived, soaking wet from the rain. His eyes wandered to your petite body and he immediatley froze when his eyes fixated on your breasts. He gulped several times before his face flushed in a deep red that was visible even in the weak lights. He cleared his throat and walked past you, mubmbling a soft ‘Goodnight, Y/N’ while his hand covered the big bulge that grew in his pants.
Haytham Kenway
Haytham would be more professional about it than his son, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t feeling the arousal. He woke you up far earlier than expected to give you new orders to be executed immediately. After a few knocks on the door you had opened it, meeting his gaze in a sleepy manner only wearing a thin nightgown that exposed your bare shoulders. His gaze wandered subtly to your chest before looking back at your face. His expression was still serious, but he softly wetted his lips with his tongue and cleared his throat a little before giving the orders. His gaze wandered several times to your breasts and back to your eyes, feeling his pants tighten a little before he stormed off.
Shay Cormac
Haytham had sent Shay to you to give you your new orders for tomorrow morning because he was busy with his paperwork. Shay had to knock several times before you opened the door, your naked body covered by a thin nightgown. He would get way to aroused because having to sail the seas for a few weeks to months surrounded by only men made him very frustrated. He’d have a very hard time to keep his eyes on your face without wandering along your slender neck to your collarbone to your chest imagining how he’d eagerly takes off your nightgown and kisses every part of your bare skin.
Edward Kenway
Just like Shay, Edward would get very frustrated after sailing the seas for months only surrounded by men. So after seeing your private parts through your clothing he would implode. He would give you teasing remarks about your exposed chest and even dares bumping accidentally against you with the bulge in his pants so you’d feel how aroused you made him.
Arno Dorian
He would get very flustred, his face and ears covered in a reddish tint. He wold probably gape slightly without realising and because he is such a gentlemen he would get ashamed of his obnoxious actions. But he’d still occasionally steal glances of your private parts while licking his lips and swallows the lump that formed in his throat.
Jacob Frye
This man who always has something to say or a cocky remark to give would suspiciously turn very quit, flustered and aroused at first. But just like Edward he would have the guts to tease you with your “exposed” bodily features in a heated way. He would even dare to say ‘Excited to see me, love?’ reffering to your stiff nipples. His mind would wander and think about his warm big, rough hands caressing every inch of your body and kneeding your breasts.
‘Jacob is taking a bath, I’m in the bed reading a book and then he opens the door and stands there looking at me. He crosses his arms, raises an eyebrow and says, “M’lady, is it not too late for reading books? Forget about that.” I see him, my gaze drops and roams his abs. Then I blush and he laughs. Next we have hard sex from behind and we finished with me screaming his name.’
Signore Paul Amos has read this confession and you can hear him here.
‘Is it wrong that I want Connor – that innocent boy. To make me his personal cock sleeve? Utilizing his strength in forcibly subjecting my body to any and all positions under the sun. He lifts and pushes me however he feels as he ravages my form without mercy. Making me orgasm until I beg him to stop or else I’d faint from all the sweaty thrusting 🤤 That man does things to me…’
Since I came back to rebuild @dirtyasscreedsecrets from the Great (Porn) Purge of 2019, I have seen a loss in followers. But ever since Tumblergo began censoring us, we’ve gained more instead. What a surprise!
We gained 10+ followers since the start of the censorship!
I guess it goes to show that you can’t stop us, Tumblergo~
Thank to all the new recruits! And please, pardon our dust. We are in the midst of rebuilding the Brotherhood if things get worse (we encourage you to check out our DACS Dreamwidth page for the time being). Nonetheless, we appreciate your support during these troubling times.
