‘Mmm, Kassandra pushing me against a wall while she sucks my neck down my chest, giving me hickies. In an attempt to turn the tide I push her back to the bed behind her. Straddling her I start grinding against her. Mmm, I wish.’
Confession [@chandler-woods]
I have told this to my sister, my mom and two of my best friends. After being introduced to so many assassins and templars, I’ve had this feeling for one and that is Jacob Frye. Not just because he is hot and handsome (they are bonus) but because his character and the way it evolved through the game and 20 years later. He is the only assassin that I’m willing to actually marry and have a family with him. I love Jacob so much that I want my future partner in life be just like him.
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@ellie-rosewood, that’s very sweet, dearest! While we are a dirty confessions blog, we would be unkind not to share your lovely submission. We are certain Jacob would be very pleased ❤️
‘I’d love a Crawford Starrick and Arthur Morgan sandwich please! With me in the middle 😍😈’
Confession [@castielsangel-x]
‘I don’t know if it’s after reading several Desmond confessions or what but I suddenly just want to ride him in the drivers seat of the van so much that we soak it in cum. And end up getting yelled at by Shaun.’
‘Ι want to lose my virginity to Jacob. I think he would like the idea of “corrupting” me, stripping me of my innocence and introducing me to the pleasures of sex.’
To our valued patrons,
First of all: We hope everyone is staying strong and healthy during these trying times. Please take care of yourselves and put your health in your topmost priority. Not only your physical health, but your mental and emotional health as well. If you find yourselves being overly focused on what is currently happening and you are feeling despair, please take a moment to take a step back and find things that bring you joy, even little things such as cat videos.
Second of all, we’d like remind our new patrons of our rules. We know it’s not very easy to find them when you’re using the app, so here is a page with our rules. Please take note of the content we will not publish here.
Specifically, we received a confession regarding Jack the Ripper. Now, we used to receive and post confessions involving him, but – perhaps due to the nature of his character – these almost always involved some form of violence. It had gone to a point where they triggered very painful memories for some of our patrons who were abuse survivors.
We’ve always strived our bordello to be a safe space for everyone, so we decided then to completely disallow any confessions regarding him – or any character involved in committing grievous crimes against humanity. Since the Assassin’s Creed franchise uses many historical figures, we’re already rather toeing this fine line between fiction and reality.
When we made the decision back then, it was, frankly, quite contentious. The Jack the Ripper character was popular. It was not an easy decision to make, but we valued our patrons’ mental and emotional safety above everything else.
Thank you very much for reading. Again, please stay safe and healthy!
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘I’d give Desmond a birthday night with us making love. Starting out with our fingers entwined in a slow but sexy rhythm. Before watching his passion rise to the surface as he speeds it up while saying the dirtiest things with his orgasmic voice as he takes me how he wants, he is the birthday boy after all. We would go all night till we pass out from either exhaustion or overstimulation. Sign me the fuck up!’
‘While I am asexual, I probably wouldn’t mind fucking Desmond, especially with his birthday coming up. I can sort of see him coming back from a long day where I’ll be waiting with a surprise party for two. All his favorite foods, his favorite alcohol, favorite movies. Allow him to relax. After that, end the night by breaking out the sexy lingerie, have a good time, and cuddling up to each other to sleep.’
‘For Desmond’s birthday, I’ll be serving him myself all day and all night long. Starting with me in his favorite position or with a blowjob/facefuck. (Food is optional, but cake is guaranteed. 😉 ).’
‘I wanna spend Desmond’s birthday night with him, and have him wear my gift – a cock ring. God, his dick would be harder than ever, and there’d be so much cum shooting out of his cock once he removes the ring 👅’