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April 23, 2020

‘I love seeing Connor’s nipple through the Bayek outfit. And I love admiring his thick thighs in the Alexios outfit. Makes me want to ride him forward and backwards to grab unto to those two while he cums in me.’

Confession [@clehjett]
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April 22, 2020

‘I have a burning need for Shay/Evie. More specifically, Evie giving a Shay a footjob while he is tied up.’

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April 21, 2020

‘I just finished Assassin’s Creed II. The moment Ezio was back at his room in the villa after the credits rolled, I realized his sword was missing. I had gotten him the best and most expensive sword there was, along with the best dagger and he left them beneath the Vatican! I plan to punish him by tying him on the bed and teasing him for hours. I plan to use my mouth, my hands, a couple of toys…. Anything to tease him as much as possible before I finally allow him to cum in my pussy.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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April 20, 2020

‘For the last few months or so I have thought about Haytham a lot. And I mean A LOT. He’s been in every thought of mine. Honestly I forgot how much I missed staying awake in bed and fantasizing about him. His hot breath on my neck. Seeing him between my legs. He’d dick me down to the mattress, giving me every last drop of his spend. All of this while him having his hair open.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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April 19, 2020

‘I want Jacob Frye to be the man who will corrupt me (‘cause I’m super shy) and take my virginity away. I think as soon as he finds out it’s my first time he’ll be gentle and force me to say some dirty stuff to him. I think he’ll keep it up until I can’t move a muscle but the the thought of that sweet gentle smile on his face and whispering praises in my ear makes me get on top of him and ride him all night.’

Confession [@ellie-rosewood]

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April 19, 2020

Confession count update + more

To our valued (and dearest) patrons,

I’ve been doing some little housekeeping in our bordello and I believe it is time to update you with our confession count. The last time we had this was 2 – yes, two years ago! Well, since our last update, let’s see how the rankings have changed, shall we?

  1. Jacob Frye – 1723 confessions (still the reigning king; and yes, this is still his theme song and I’d pay good money to hear Paul Amos sing it ~/o/)
  2. Connor Kenway – 971 confessions
  3. Shay Cormac – 563 confessions (oh my, he has overtaken Arno)
  4. Arno Dorian – 559 confessions (but he’s not too far behind!)
  5. Ezio Auditore – 520 confessions
  6. Evie Frye – 463 confessions
  7. Edward Kenway – 361 confessions (overtaken Altair)
  8. Altair Ibn La’Ahad – 357 confessions
  9. Haytham Kenway – 271 confessions
  10. Crawford Starrick – 257 confessions
  11. Desmond Miles – 214 confessions
  12. Bayek of Siwa – 73 confessions
  13. Alexios – 53 confessions
  14. Aveline de Grandpre – 48 confessions
  15. Kassandra – 45 confessions
  16. Adewale – 25 confessions
  17. Aya of Alexandria – 25 confessions

I’ve only included playable characters (with the exception of Crawford Starrick since he’s quite popular). If you want to know the confession count of a character not named here, please do send us a message!

I’ve also updated our Porn Star Status tag. To anyone who’s new to our bordello, it’s basically our “Greatest Hits” tag or the confessions that garnered 69+ notes 😉 Take a look if your favourite (or your own) confession is there!

I will also take this time to start restoring the posts that have been flagged by Tumblr. Since the main issue seems to be the images we used, then I think the best way to go about it is to simply blur the images and have them linked elsewhere. It’s a pain, but… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ It needs to be done!

Grazie for reading!
~ Signora Paola

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April 18, 2020

ARSE imagine: I love to imagine Connor fucking Elise, pounding her hard with his big cock while holding her up against a wall with both large hands on her pale, pert ass, while on the bed, Aveline rides Shay who plays with her marvelous breasts.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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April 17, 2020

‘I would pay money to have a rough night with Jon Bernthal’s Punisher and Altaïr. They would ruin me.’

Confession [@behbydrahgun]

(Original Dreamwidth post)

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April 17, 2020

To our valued patrons,

I have changed the bordello’s theme when viewed with a browser to make it more compliant with Tumblr’s changes. If you’ve only browsed La Rosa in Fiore using the app, then I encourage you to check out our web version to be able to see our subpages (yes, we do have them!). And if your browser is able to run java scripts, our bordello has a little music player that will run in the background, softly playing popular themes from Assassin’s Creed!

And while we’re at the subject of our “hidden” features: Did you know that we have our own fanfiction site called Secluded Haystack? We also have 50 Shades of Pene, a repository of fanfictions that were inspired by actual confessions found here at La Rosa in Fiore! Truthfully, it has been a long, long while that we have updated them. But if you haven’t seen them before, then I encourage you to give them a look. Maybe you’ll get inspired enough to send us your own submissions, too (just make sure to read our FAQ first!). 😘

Molte grazie for reading and I wish you all good health and safety!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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April 16, 2020

‘Haytham may be the Templar Grandmaster but in bed Ziio commands both him and Shay.’

(Original Dreamwidth post)