‘I never fancied myself a pirate, but after one night with pirate Captain Edward Kenway, I’m ready to leave land behind for adventures in the high seas. He’s simply intoxicating, smelling of surf and rum, his stories inked across his skin and taste of salt on my lips. Now I wonder how badly I must misbehave before he turns me over his knee and gives me a good spanking. ~Eleni’
‘He can make a woman wet by just saying hello, but Jacob is also the ultimate king of dirty talk. That man’s vocabulary before, during and even after sex would be filthy. Just imagine him whispering naughty things in your ear while he pounds into you. Nice eh? 😏’
Confession [@swiggle-muffin]
‘I want to take both Connor and Shay both. Each of them taking turns in their own way. Both the Assassin and Templar each held me from behind kissing my neck and whispering sweet nothings while the other in front thrusts upon me. As the three of us collapsed upon exhaustion and me a dripping mess. Both men held me close. I too fell asleep for I knew that I was the bridge of peace literally between them. Peace (with love and sex) is war help in check.’
Confession [@jeweledfaith]
I would kill for Crawford’s mouth between my legs. ♡
I’m not into voyeurism. Never been. But damn I’d pay any sum of money to be in the same room with Arno and Elise as they fuck each other senseless. Just watching. No need to participate. The bare thought makes me soak my underwear.
Our first confession since we re-opened our ask box, and here’s to many more in the future and 2015 🙂
– Claudia
‘I recently watched this thing where men were put up for auction for a bit of fun. And it got me thinking about which assassin would bring in the most money if auctioned off as sex slaves. And it can’t just be me who would bid on more than one, am I right? 😉’
Admit it, y’all would rob a bank (or two) to outbid everyone else in this bordello 😏
~ Signora Paola
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Evie and Jacob’s birthday (November 9) is coming up soon! If you have any birthday-related confessions, please submit them now.
(Posting this earlier than usual because we know just how much you love the twins 😘)
A fictional continuation of this confession!
Read more at Secluded Haystack
Confession [@jezsiema]
I really apologise for the delay of this posting. I got extremely busy the previous month that I actually forgot that this was in my pending folder. 😭
~ Signora Paola
‘It’s winter in Paris, and it’s much too cold to go outside. Arno and I find more than just a few ways to keep ourselves warmed up and occupied while staying indoors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Although one would argue, if ‘keeping warm’ was the objective, we would be wearing a lot more clothes than we are now …’
When ya boi (Connor) bout to wreck somebody & you’re like “Wreck em good daddy” (this happened when i played AC3 friend said this in my ear i had to put down the control & contemplate my life)
Confessed by @egyptiandeathgod
Well now… Don’t contemplate your life any further, just let that imagination run wild and free! 😀
Looking forward to more confessions from you soon 😉
Love, Annetta <3