( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You’re welcome. Here’s the original image (and here’s the confession for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet)
So. Who among the Assassins do you think the man in this image looks similar to? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Molte grazie for your very kind message, dear @grumpyassassin! Your delicious sins nourish us certainly, but knowing that our bordello and hard work is appreciated makes everything worthwhile. （*´▽｀*）
Love,
~ Signora Paola
‘An intense threesome with Desmond Miles and Callum Lynch is all I’m asking for~ Sandwiched between these two insanely hot men, with Desmond stimulating me from the front, and Cal fucking me from the back, is my perfect sexual fantasy!’
‘Sometimes I just dream of waking up in Shay’s arms after a long but magical night of passion and hear my name escape his lips as I assumed he’s dreaming of me.’
Maybe he could enlighten you with that dream! And afterwards, you two could reenact it ;D
‘I love the way Crawford moves his hands. There’s just something about them, how he can command people wordlessly and with a simple movement of his hand. I imagine that some nights when we’re together we don’t speak at all, and he tells me what to do just by signaling with his hands, and I obey instantly. The only sounds on those nights are ones of pleasure.’
Confession [@catzdoe]
Imagine you and your favorite character are engaged. You want to be celibate until the honeymoon to make it extra sweet, and they agree. But, one night, the two of you are making out on the couch, and it turns very steamy. Your FC reminds you of the celibacy oath, but you say that’s over as you pull them on top of you and french kiss them aggressively. The two of you spend the rest of the night having sex and going down on each other.
‘Forgive me, my sisters, for I have sinned, I had a foursome with Connor and both of the Frye twins, I licked Evie’s pussy while getting fucked by both men, and for penance, I’d like to do it again!’
‘After two months out on a mission, I heard Arno coming back at the café théâtre. I went downstairs to greet him, feeling my desire growing already. “Bonsoir Monsieur (Good evening Sir)” I welcomed teasingly. He answered with a deep and passionate kiss, making me moan. “Prend-moi (Take me)” I begged, panting. With a smirk, Arno shoved me against the wall and I wrapped my legs around his waist. “Avec plaisir (With pleasure)” he said, before we fill the air with our sighs and moans.’
Confession [@voca-princess]
‘I want to cup Bayek’s face, hold him close to mine, taken away by the beauty of his deep honey colored eyes, feel his wonderful skin under my palms as he fucks me so hungrily that the kisses many times misses our lips lands everywhere on our face but when the pleasure consumes us our lips finally locks together tasting each other seems forever while he still sheathed in me.’
We have two back-to-back polls for you to enjoy! Click here to vote which of the male Assassins and Templars do you think would love being pegged! Go here to vote which of the female Assassins and Templars would love to peg! If you don’t see your answer among the choices, you may input your own answer for both polls. The polls will end on December 11 for the male characters and Deccember 12 for the female characters (PST time).
Enjoy! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)