‘Anne Bonny could “board my galleon” any day…’
‘There are so many things I want to do to Evie Frye. Too many to articulate in one confession. But the biggest highlight would be her get all sweaty and worked up after a fight club, followed by her riding my dick until we both pass out covered in sweat and each other’s cum.’
‘Can you imagine the post-sex cuddles Connor could give, that sounds pretty innocent I know. For me I’m already considered small and dainty on an average basis-next to Connor Kenway I’m a shrimp. I mean the hours of gentle love-making he could give would be just as great as the snuggling afterwards. His arms blanketing me as his pecs cushioned my head, and occasionally planting small kisses on my face. I wouldn’t need a bed with the way he’d be determined to hold me.’
‘I know it is way to early to be fantasizing but….The leading man in the new Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla…Oooof that man can come raid my village drag me out of my house by my ankles and have his way with me in front of all his brothers and sisters in arms! Here’s to hoping he leaves me with a present that arrives in nine months!’
‘I would really love it if Kassandra fucked me really hard and rough with a strap on while she’s rubbing my clit.’
‘I dreamed about meeting Arno at a naughty, private masquerade at a beautiful private country estate. After he slipped my dress off, I tried to cover myself up, he took my hands and bound them behind my back using the ribbon he always wears in his air. The way he watched me as I rode him still gives me butterflies just thinking about it…’
‘Imagine waking in the park when Desmond runs up to you and climbs your trousers with grubby little paws. “Oh I’m sorry”, says the Frye twin of your choice. “I can wash them for you.” Yes, this leads to amazing sex on the washing machine while the laundry is spinning. And many more wonderful dates. No need to thank the matchmaking corgi.’
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Nothing dirty about this I just thought it would be funny: When my mom started to pay attention to Alexios as I played the game. She told me “that man has nice hair…” and I added “arms too, specifically his muscles.” She nods and finally admits “that, plus his eyes and facial hair are great as well…”. It’s just seeing this uptight, Christian French woman thirst for even a moment over a fictional man that cracks me up. That’s all, maybe you laughed maybe you didn’t but it’s funny af to me.
May 10, 2020I mean, who can really blame her
That is truly the pinnacle of video game pixelated glory ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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‘As a woman who’s confident in her bust size, and thoroughly aware how much of a breasts man Connor is, I would go about seducing Connor for the evening by crossing my arms more to elevate my breasts. Pretending to stretch just so my chest is ever more tangible through my clothes. Turning my back to him whenever an excuse is present to do so. Knowing how observantly reserved he is he’ll likely take notice whether he wants to or not. As the day goes on he gets clearer and clearer ideas about my body. That my hips are perfect to be rough to, my thighs have just enough to grip to hold onto, missionary and cowgirl would give him the best views of my bare chest, my wind swept hair would decorate my flustering face so well beneath him. Even as he humbles in the proposition for sex, the look I give him is all the confidence boosting he needs to absolutely ravage me for hours.’
Confession [@generousauthorpersonathlete]
