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January 22, 2018

Greetings, my dearest anon! While we welcome everyone here and will never pass judgment, please understand that we can only accept dirty confessions.  I know it’s easy to miss, but the question of whether we accept sweet confessions is also in our FAQ.

@assassinscreedconfessions (pretty much the SFW version of our blog) recently came back and normally I would direct you to them, but they’re in the midst of changing moderatorship. So, please add them to your follow list, wait for any updates and when they’ll be able to receive confessions again. ❤️

I know this is very disappointing, but we do have rules to abide. Molte grazie for your time!

~ Signora Paola

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January 22, 2018

‘I wish Arno to read those words… You beautiful angel of my darkest nights… Let me tell you how I touch myself thinking of your hands and lips moving their way down my quivering body… How your hair would caress my pulsating skin and how my guts would require your manhood to work it’s way hard into me… Or would it simply please your eyes for me to only caress myself for your personal pleasure? Leaving my mouth ready to fullfil any of your desires… Come here big boy…’

Confession [@mercutio1789]

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January 22, 2018

‘I just heard Camila Cabello’s song Havana for the first time, and it totally makes me want to sexy-dance to it in front of Bayek.’

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January 21, 2018

‘Sometimes, I just fantasize about Shay’s cock. Is it veiny? Is he cut or uncut? How big is he? I NEED ANSWERS DAMMIT.’

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This isn’t a confession, sisters! I’m looking for the video where Paul Amos signs that Jacob collage made off of all the Jacob confessions in the blog up until the day of the event, but I can’t find it anywhere. I know it’s in the blog, but it’s been a while ago and scrolling all the way back there would be impossible :(

January 21, 2018

Hello lovely!

You can find the video on my Youtube channel ^_^

Best regards,

Sister Teodora

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January 21, 2018

‘This is my first post without the anonymous, omg. Now I’m replaying AC III and you cannot even imagine how hard I do ship Charles Lee and Haytham Kenway. Man, they’re made for each other ♥ I think that Lee’s admiration for Haytham is just more than simple… “admiration,” if u know what I mean~ I should not go into details… heh. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’

Confession [@freezerfag]


While we are overjoyed that you’ve submitted this confession off-anon, you should know that our little bordello is all about the details, the really dirty ones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧)

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January 20, 2018

‘I want Jacob to fucking tear me apart until we both faint in the bed.’

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January 20, 2018

‘After a tremendously good love making I want to be the big spoon of Bayek. I would draw him close to my body for a tight cuddle feeling his heated wet skin on mine. My fingertips twirl around, play with his chest hair for a while then my fingers run further down on his body and cup him. Wrap my hand around his cock and with my slow fondling I would make him ready for the next round.’

Confession [@shatinn]

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January 19, 2018

‘A late Happy Birthday, Altair! And for a present, how about Altair you up and pleasure you?’

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HERE’S SOME DAILY LOVE FOR ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU’RE GREAT AND YOUR HARD WORK IS APPRECIATED AND…we love ya. :D

January 19, 2018

You’re very sweet, my dearest anon! (*´▽`*)We’re always overjoyed to hear sweet messages like yours (and they keep us motivated)!

Love,
~ Signora Paola