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Not gonna lie, I follow this blog for the sole purpose of reading all of these confessions and losing my shit from laughter, buuuuuuut reading them started warping me into a lowkey sinner (oops)

January 31, 2017

Why be a lowkey sinner when you can go all the way and join us and be among our exalted sinners?

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As a bisexual male, it’s very uncomfortable when I start to read your confessions and they always mention vaginal parts. It’s weird when it is just a really good post, then out of nowhere it just says ‘pussy’. Why can’t they just have it without saying it? Eh, never mind. I’m just some white guy. I shouldn’t have judgements on women.

January 30, 2017

Hello there, sweetheart!

We are happy to know that there are male followers in our little community! ᕙ(ꝊᎲꝊ)ᕗ

Sadly we cannot control the confessions we receive; a great percentage of our followers are female who prefer ♂ x ♀ pairs in their little sins. I can’t promise, but maybe a few will remember your message you sent to us and begin to design their sins in a more neutral way? (づó ³ò)づ

I can also encourage you to send in your own little fantasies you have. Thats one of the best ways to find more confessions that are matching you expectations. (⌣‿‿⌣”)/

Just remember: Behind every confession is a human being! (´• ‿ •`)

-Sister Teodora.

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I have a sneaking suspicion that @thenoahwatts follows this blog…. How else would he find Connor fans to follow? Also, someone needs to tell Paul Amos to get his own Tumblr account. Then we can all get hysterical at him following us. Just a thought…. Yeah, still in shock over how many of them know of this blog. It’s like an epidemic! But a good one.

January 30, 2017

Well I must admit that it was quite a ride, back then, when a lot of (in)famous people (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) suddenly admitted they knew about us existing. And we did not had a revelations for a long time now (almost a year!)

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I suppose the team is quite lucky about that, since our pulse went up to the heavens after Loomers podcast f.e.

-Sister Teodora

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So I take it by now that people have seen the mysterious “package” photo? My head is still spinning slightly I will confess. Maybe expect a sudden tidal wave of Jacob confessions 😂

January 30, 2017

Do you mean this one?

(Posted here)

And here I was just talking about how “thick” Jacob could be. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola (who honestly thought she was looking at a cucumber)

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Even the developers know about this place?! OMG!

January 29, 2017

Well, they haven’t revealed themselves, but considering that Paul Amos himself outed us in this tweet to not only the two lead writers of AC, but the official AC twitter account… yes, we are certain that they, at the very least, know this bordello exists. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It makes me wonder if the voice actors themselves mention the blog in random conversations with each other. Or if they go, “HAY have you seen this dirty confession about your character lol check it out.”

As I said before, they could be very well watching us now. Smile and wave, everyone.

~ Signora Paola

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I love this tumblr and the people who make it possible (admins and conffesors) You make my days happier and hotter XDDDDDD

January 29, 2017

Grazie mille! We may be the gatekeepers of this bordello, but without your support that gate would’ve been shut for good long ago. ♥ Oh, and I do hope our sinning has inspired you to confess as well. 😉

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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OMG pls write the vegas blowjob spinoff

January 27, 2017

Oh, I will, my dear anon! It’s just that work has been draining my creative reserves at the moment. ( ≧Д≦) (And I’m currently in Final Fantasy XV hell during my downtime whoops)

But I am very grateful for your request! Because now I really need to work harder and faster just like Jacob working you on top of a desk huehuehue

~ Signora Paola

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I wanted to kind of ask something cause i looked at ur leonardo da vinci posts and i was wondering if u knew he might of been gay,UniSoft even hinted at it cause he was arrested for sodomy but released for unknown reasons.I was just curious cause there was a lot of speculations and stuff and he did have a thing for Salai and he was never seen with woman.I was just curious if u knew.No one will ever really know but i was wondering if u guys knew cause itsa good thing to know for when doing posts

January 27, 2017

I can’t speak for the others, but yes, I’ve known about Leonardo da Vinci’s possible homosexuality even before I played Assassin’s Creed II. Although he never left any writings explicitly detailing his sexuality, I find this comment of his very interesting: “The act of procreation and anything that has any relation to it is so disgusting that human beings would soon die out if there were no pretty faces and sensuous dispositions.” (Source here) It could mean that he was disgusted by the thought of heterosexual sex (hence he could be gay) or it could also mean that he was asexual.

Fandom will always have its own different interpretations of a character, for good or ill. And with Assassin’s Creed, some people may take issue when fans take a lot of liberties in re-interpreting historical figures. The way I view it is, at the end of the day we’re all nerds who love a video game and we all just want to have fun for a bit… and meet like-minded people along the way. 😎

~ Signora Paola